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  • Real Name: E. Kelly
  • Location: Appalachia
  • Member Since: July 7th, 2008
  • Last Seen: November 20th, 2009 7:12 am
  • Personal tag line: Year of the rat? I'm still writing monkey on my checks.
  • Message board posts: 152
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About geniuswaitress

I'm a loud-mouthed Southerner who drinks bourbon and Tab. I read Emile Zola and watch American Idol with equal enthusiasm. I'm a vegetarian except for gravy. I have pantyhose older than you, so get out of my yard.

E. Kelly has written 2 articles for Cracked
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