The Importance of Not Getting to Know Someone
Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."
In this installment of his weekly Cracked comic Abnormality, Mr. Rowntree shows us the downside of getting too close to someone.
Check out past updates, in which Winston showed you The Truth Behind Obnoxious Assholes with 4 Pie Charts, Bono as a Superhero, Why Marriage Is Evil, The Mineral States of Man and Every Album Ever or weeks before when he showed you The Circle of Life for Jocks and Nerds, How To Win At Panhandling and How NOT to Get Revenge on Your Ex.
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"Thinks the scientologists have some real neat ideas" LOL
Reply"Has a recurring dream where he chases down a naked David Bowie in a park and force feeds him bananas".
ReplyWhat.
but when you actually like what you read when you get close - OMG
ReplyAh, the dream about chasing David Bowie through a park and feeding him bananas? Everyone's had that one...right?
ReplyNo. In my dream it was a meadow, not a park.
Hipsters:the Comic.
Replyit's pain to read these ugly cramped letters.
ReplySo true.
ReplyThe "once tasted her own" is perfectly placed to raise questions. Very cute. :)
ReplyFail to see how wanting to have sex it public places is a problem.
ReplyI would typically agree with you, but I read it right after "80% of wanting a girlfriend is for the status symbol" and the two together are pretty skeezy.
Lol, I actually rather enjoyed reading all those tiny statements.
ReplyI would still definetly bang her.
ReplyThat's actually kind of a cool jacket.
Replynot a jacket
Anyone elso want to go to that .bot's website and spam the crap out of it?
ReplyAAAHHH TEXT
ReplyThe artist forgot to put "I am secretly a Cylon." on the blond girl since that is obviously a carton depiction of Six.
Replyhell is other people
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesNah. Hell is other people you can't get away from.
Hell is the possibility of sanity.
is probably what we live every day.
Hell is feeling like you're about to sneeze and never sneezing.
That's only true if you only see the negative points of someone which means you probably shouldn't bother with the relationship in the first place. I love getting to know all the wonderful and terrible little details of a person.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesI agree with that like in Inception where Cobb tells Mal at the end how she is perfect because of the things that he likes about her as well as the things he doesn't like about her.
And then Cobb forcibly rapes her using a train
Ran a train on her? So obvious. I am disappointed, lionsfan.
finally, someone else has had that dream--even if it is an nameless drawing
Replybecome an hero.
What the hell is it with people not replying?
"Has a recurring dream where he chases down a naked David Bowie and force feeds him bananas"
ReplyThe best sentence ever written.
no. I'm a bi. I dated a hot similar gay on Findbilover.com months ago. We are very satisfaction and a deeper sense of connection. Good Luck!
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesDo you, gays, use "satisfaction" as an adjective in gayland? I'm just asking, I already know you gays aren't even smart enough to know how to talk.
No, he's not gay, he's bi. Completely different. Whereas gays can sometimes be annoying, but are often tolerable people, bi people tend to be giant douchebags.
This is a spambot.
Um, no, being gay OR bisexual doesn't make you less intelligent, a bigger douchebag, or more annoying than any other orientation demographic. What makes you guys think that?