If Bono Was a Superhero
Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."
In this installment of his weekly Cracked comic Abnormality, Mr. Rowntree introduces you to a hero you may already be familiar with...
Check out past updates, in which Winston illustrated Why Marriage Is Evil, The Mineral States of Man and Every Album Ever or weeks before when he showed you The Circle of Life for Jocks and Nerds, How To Win At Panhandling and How NOT to Get Revenge on Your Ex.
Who's Bono?
ReplyA terrible attention whore.
Also, a singer of some sort.
I'll give you a clue: He's an annoying cunt.
The good we do for the wrong reasons. For shame.
Reply"Pictures of starving children sell records"
ReplyHahahaha, that was pretty good. I couldn't stop imagining the South Park Bono walking through Africa. "Yea Yea YEA!"
Replyever hear of their Zoo TV tour back in the early 90s? one of his stage-characters was a rock-star superhero called "The Fly"
ReplyOutstanding! I am so sick and tired of Bono's grandstanding and pretentious antics. It's about time somebody showed this pompous egomaniac for what he is.
ReplyITS FINE KEEP HIM DONATING MONEY!! D8
What's the saying? It's funny 'cause it's true?
ReplyIt should read "If bono were a superhero"
Reply Hide All See All 4 Replieslearn to use subjunctive mood >:[
Learn to not be a grammar Nazi.
me an My friend leik two eet apples :)
Your welcome ={D
'Was' is perfectly acceptable within the English subjunctive construction, regardless of the 'were' technicality. Cambridge and Oxford both agree with me on this. Trust me, I'm a linguist.
@Enlil: Are you... *suppresses laughter* Are you a cunning linguist?
I'm siding with Doctor chaos but I must say you seem to require deep meaning in your comics. I happen to enjoy random nonsense but I can see your point. Anyway do you have the Calvin & Hobbs collection?
ReplyHaha. I could imagine Peter Parker doing this.
Replylol...really? I found a place that many players are hoo king up with h ot mo dels, seems the club called: __T all mingle Co M___, do you hear this before?
ReplyNo I don't hear that before you hot little bot.
D o te ll m e abou t t his pl ac e. I wou ld li ke t o hoo k up w ith ho t mo dels to o.
I'm sure your spamming would be better done on a site where filter don't make you write it in an illegible fashion.
dr chaos
Reply"I have over 300 cartoon books"
so does my 8 month old son and he doesnt brag.
"from classic Garfield, Far Side, Dilbert and Charlie Brown ... etc etc"
just because thou sayeth tis good does not make it so. doth thou realise what little effect on peoples cartoon reading habits your daily ranting has?
all we know about you is that you have 300 obscure comic books you like to brag about and look down on those who dont worship them as you do and you like to rant like a baby who lost his bottle on a daily basis on intranet forums - everybodies FAVOURITE kind of nerd! =D
"so I know what makes a good cartoon"
just because you have over 300 blah blah blahs doesnt make you the master. if i, say, had three hundred turds in a box, does this make me master of turds? can i command my turd army to smite my enemies with a smelly avalanche of festering dumpdoom? no, i am just a man. to think i was anything more would make me a stark raving lunatic, wouldnt it mr chaos? or shall i
Hey, don't worry, he's only bragging cause his collection IS OVER 9000 *Eyeroll*
Your comment is every bit as pretentious as his is at the moment...But then again so is this one, yes, I AM aware of the irony.
Bow down before Emperor Excrement!
Judging from the comments, I assume this comic is about Dr. Chaos.
Replyso i was putting on my boots on a particularly bloody Sunday when i remembered i had forgotten how to dismantle my atomic bomb. then i shit blood and died. my name is bono.
ReplyAh Bono...Rattle and Hum then after that just white noise...
ReplyAnd yet he is still the biggest shit in the world.
Replythe research facility that Bono privately built and funded has done more to cure malaria than the entire collected efforts of the civilized world.
Replyouch, world.
The guy has done a lot and I am a huge fan of U2 but even Bono's bandmates know he's an egoist who loves the spotlight more than the Pope loves being Catholic. It's all right to make fun of Bono. Bono knows he's an egoist and a ham-occassionaly he uses this to make a difference and sometimes he does things for the `look at me' aspect. Sometimes he does both at the same time. I would say he'sd the most informed celebrity activist out there, putting others, like Sean Penn,to shame. But, as i said, Bono's ego and need for publicity also makes him ripe for parody.
Drchaos: "Classic Garfield" is an oxymoron. Garfield is, always has been, and always shall be garbage.
ReplyAlso Craftypoo, how old are you? If I had to guess I'd say 11.
ReplyThat was brilliant.
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