If Bono Was a Superhero

ever hear of their Zoo TV tour back in the early 90s? one of his stage-characters was a rock-star superhero called "The Fly"

9/8/2009 6:02:15 PM

TheRunningMan

Outstanding! I am so sick and tired of Bono's grandstanding and pretentious antics. It's about time somebody showed this pompous egomaniac for what he is.

5/14/2009 7:36:46 PM

themope

What's the saying? It's funny 'cause it's true?

4/27/2009 8:51:37 AM

Yaraday

It should read "If bono were a superhero"

learn to use subjunctive mood >:[

4/10/2009 11:46:53 PM

sarahvsantos

I'm siding with Doctor chaos but I must say you seem to require deep meaning in your comics. I happen to enjoy random nonsense but I can see your point. Anyway do you have the Calvin & Hobbs collection?

4/8/2009 1:59:07 AM

chicoboy

Haha. I could imagine Peter Parker doing this.

4/7/2009 6:54:02 PM

PsyberKayos

lol...really? I found a place that many players are hoo king up with h ot mo dels, seems the club called: __T all mingle Co M___, do you hear this before?

4/7/2009 8:53:49 AM

Shirleyxx

Also Craftypoo, how old are you? If I had to guess I'd say 11.

-gregger

Gregger, you're actually off by a few years, I just had my 3rd birthday and my mommy gave me a Cracked.com profile for my big present.

4/7/2009 5:39:59 AM

craftypo

dr chaos

"I have over 300 cartoon books"

so does my 8 month old son and he doesnt brag.

"from classic Garfield, Far Side, Dilbert and Charlie Brown ... etc etc"

just because thou sayeth tis good does not make it so. doth thou realise what little effect on peoples cartoon reading habits your daily ranting has?
all we know about you is that you have 300 obscure comic books you like to brag about and look down on those who dont worship them as you do and you like to rant like a baby who lost his bottle on a daily basis on intranet forums - everybodies FAVOURITE kind of nerd! =D

"so I know what makes a good cartoon"

just because you have over 300 blah blah blahs doesnt make you the master. if i, say, had three hundred turds in a box, does this make me master of turds? can i command my turd army to smite my enemies with a smelly avalanche of festering dumpdoom? no, i am just a man. to think i was anything more would make me a stark raving lunatic, wouldnt it mr chaos? or shall i call you JESUS like you want me to?? all hail to doctorchaos! master of the universe!!

"this f****g bullshit and White Ninja do NOT make good toons"

ive read every strip you named and ive read subnormality and white ninja. they are all as good as one other. some strips are better than others and if you read too many at once the humour gets a bit stale so i need a lie in with some hot cocoa and some gorgonzola. and white ninja is i think the most original one.

im sorry mr chaos but you sound to me like either a sad old man who longs for garfields glory days or a half-man-half-personalcomputer cyborg person with keyboards for hands and mice for eyes and a rather large rather loud fan where his mouth should be and nothing but a 2 speed drive with windows vista inside where your penis should be.

4/7/2009 2:27:22 AM

wurrble182

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4/7/2009 2:18:21 AM

sunnygirl

Judging from the comments, I assume this comic is about Dr. Chaos.

4/6/2009 10:59:02 PM

lol_alf

so i was putting on my boots on a particularly bloody Sunday when i remembered i had forgotten how to dismantle my atomic bomb. then i s**t blood and died. my name is bono.

4/6/2009 8:33:43 PM

Ivan the Russian

Ah Bono...Rattle and Hum then after that just white noise...

4/6/2009 8:00:36 PM

echocharlie

And yet he is still the biggest s**t in the world.

4/6/2009 7:36:39 PM

Quankers

the research facility that Bono privately built and funded has done more to cure malaria than the entire collected efforts of the civilized world.

ouch, world.

4/6/2009 7:16:54 PM

malachi

Drchaos: "Classic Garfield" is an oxymoron. Garfield is, always has been, and always shall be garbage.

4/6/2009 7:03:35 PM

sleeepy2

Also Craftypoo, how old are you? If I had to guess I'd say 11.

4/6/2009 6:13:01 PM

gregger

That was brilliant.

4/6/2009 6:11:49 PM

gregger

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4/6/2009 6:02:58 PM

sunnygirl

i like bono! he was cool in across the universe.
abnormality still sucks ducks.

4/6/2009 6:00:20 PM

das_w00tman