Everyone on 'Friends' is a sociopath.
Sometimes movie scenes read a lot like a 'Mad Libs' template.
It's like you can't even trust product marketing anymore.
You see, back in the day, the Fourth of July was more or less the holiday equivalent of smashing your own face with a beer bottle and uppercutting Benedict Arnold.
Why did she turn the mice into horses and the horse into a human? None of this makes sense.
Our source interned with a medical examiner and discovered that your typical autopsy is one of the most horrifying things in the history of ever.
Disney films are our modern day fables and they have a lot of pretty messed up stuff happening.
Beyonce who? Only queen we know of is Cersei Lannister.
Some famous people have the misfortune of becoming the target of a shadowy cabal that's willing to suspend their world-dominance campaign to simply harass them.
In this insane world, it's easy to forget that there are amazing acts of kindness happening more often than we realize.
Not all business interactions are worthy of a congratulatory fap.
In a way, science-fiction has not only predicted the future but created it as well.
Human hair can be a surprisingly lucrative harvest if you get hooked up with the right wig-maker.
Whether it's through persistence, greed, circumstance, or plain dumb luck, some iconic characters have managed to survive their own creators' best attempts to waste them.
Following the news can be like eating ramen with a straw -- it's way too much work and a little nauseating after a while.
Donald Trump is the GOP frontrunner, and he is absolutely garbage at social media.
We spoke to three people who, in essence, deliver the worst possible news to what are often dangerous people in desperate circumstances.
Sadly, the thoughtlessly simple version of polling we carry around in our brains is not how it truly works.
It's not that actors can't sing or vice versa; it's just that most can't and shouldn't.