Want to drink water in space? Prepare to consume recycled sweat, dirty water, and, yes, pee.
Tell yourself, 'I'm going to be an open and honest parent' all you want -- you will eventually find yourself BS-ing your own children with statements like these.
Look, we know it's been 20 years, but the house didn't change at all? Not one bit? C'mon, 'Fuller House.'
Nature has produced terrifyingly huge and horrific organisms that could kill us without noticing, either by stepping on us, accidentally swallowing us the way we might swallow a fly or simply stopping our heart with sheer terror.
Love, like a poltergeist, is invisible to the naked eye and can only be witnessed by the force it bears on objects. To really understand it, you need to feel it, to be possessed by it or, at the very least, to see the way it can tear up a living room when it goes wrong. And like a poltergeist, sometimes love is actually just a big ruse designed by
It's Valentine's Day, which means that whether you're romantically attached or blissfully uninvolved, there are some sweet deals out there of which to take advantage. And by sweet, we mean not sweet at all.
There are those filmmakers and actors who are so wholly dedicated to their craft, and sometimes this self-inflicted punishment is in the service of a project that's a colossal turd, and all that suffering becomes more like some sad, philosophical exercise in pointlessness.
Some First Ladies trend a little closer to John McClane or Rambo rather than the Stepford Wives.
Some people refuse to tell lies, or behave rationally, or do anything that wasn't 100 times worse than just being late for whatever it was they were late for.
When you and the person you decide to spend the rest of your life with are from different countries, you face issues that homonational couples would never even think about.
'Martin Shkreli is an even smugger asshole than previously thought'
You've probably seen 'scared straight' segments on some daytime talk show like 'Maury' before.
Always read the fine print, unless you're into winning 5-ton paper weights.
The Dark Ages earned that name at least in part because there's a noticeable lack of contemporary records, a trait eerily similar to our country today.
Many of the horrors of your childhood came from things designed specifically for children. We wonder if kids even knew they were playing nightmare fuel, or if they just rolled with it.
This universal acceptance of Windows 10 is especially bizarre since it seems like people are forgetting all the shady stuff Microsoft has already pulled in their short history of updates.
No one has perfect timing all the time. Unfortunately, sometimes the results of this are hilariously gruesome.
Finding truth in these debates is like finding a dollar in a pile of poop -- do you really feel like you've gained anything worthwhile?
Well, maybe Steve Harvey's gaff was some sort of karmic retribution in the end.