There are problems with interplanetary colonization that sci-fi doesn't warn you about -- most of which involve our imminent doom.
Spoiler alert: Whoville is utterly destroyed in a manner befitting Norse mythology.
ISIS is craving war in Syria and, unfortunately, there are more than a few warhawks running for president who'd like to give it to them.
Shame on you, Jamie Lee Curtis, for lying to us about bowel movements.
Just pick a cover song and look up its YouTube Video: Do the comments consist solely of arguments about which is the better version, interspersed with the most hateful, vitriolic bile human beings have ever spewed at one other? If so, congratulations! You're on the right track.
As far as most news outlets are concerned, anyone below the poverty line is fair game as a source of national amusement and mockery.
Not satisfied with ruining football for everyone, these companies have moved on to destroying every other aspect of our lives.
Our world is full of astoundingly awesome sights hiding just outside the realm of human perception, because biology's kind of a jerk like that.
It turns out museums are deathtraps and almost certainly haunted.
Just like everything else in Hollywood, even character archetypes are recycled at a disturbingly alarming rate.
Warning: This article contains a few images that could be considered not safe for work/school. I think.
In 1863, German chemist Julius Wilbrand was trying to make yellow dye and what he came up with was trinitrotoluene, also known as TNT.
In 1863, German chemist Julius Wilbrand was trying to make yellow dye and what he came up with was t...
If ever you find yourself in a Russian prison and an inmate invites you to escape with him, you should probably pass.
These people not only rose to the challenge, but kicked it in the genitals for good measure.
Guys, we very well may have set our expectations too high here. Like the first time we ate a KFC Double Down or met Gary Busey in the flesh.
Tasers are nonlethal weapons that have killed over 500 people, so obviously the next step was to make them bigger and stronger.
Watching the news can leave you with the impression that the world is secretly run by YouTube commenters.
My journey from phonelessness to re-enphonification took just hours of time, but the true cost was to my soul. In a way, I died that day.
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