We spoke to someone who went through gender reassignment and, naturally, it's nothing like you expect.
Pardon our hubris, but Mother Nature is due for an upgrade or two.
We tend to forget that even before the Web came along, the fourth estate regularly put up with the screwnut shenanigans of people like these folks.
Whether you support hunting or abhor it, it's always funny to read about people who are just massive screw-ups.
Like the worst possible historical reenactment theme park, this week was all about "When the past meets the present!"
At any point during an economic downturn, there are always obvious signs of the recession. But during these times, there are less-noticed but totally bizarre indicators that things are bad.
Everyone loves watching a celebrity shed their charming facade in favor of monstrous douchebaggery. But, you know, sometimes it's pretty justified.
We spoke with Allen Singer, who underwent a vasectomy and told us about it in gut-wrenching detail.
It turns out The Man is pretty fond of taking your hard-earned money and spending it on the dumbest shit possible.
We all have to go through a very specific series of symptoms on our way to full adulthood that no doctor or teacher or tribal elder will warn us about in advance.
Let's examine five types of deplorable Internet comments and the columnists from rather large institutions who are their living embodiment.
Newsflash: You only have 407 days until the 2016 presidential election.
Literally everything in a computer is easier than its analog counterpart.
We talked to a few folks to get the inside story on an industry that is every bit as creepy as you'd expect.
Pieces of shit like these never had a chance.
SPOILER ALERT: This column is probably NSFW.
It turns out those wheel thingies on skateboards play a key part in not eating pavement.
Enough is enough, Hollywood, we've reached our threshold for B.S.
Ideally, time will prove me crazy and incorrect, but approaching the Trump candidacy as a comedy sketch that will never come true could potentially be the most tragic mistake this country will ever make.