The most fun you'll have playing a scientist that's not called a scientist while you fight other scientists who are also not called scientists.
We talked to Sam to get a behind-the-scenes look at other people's terrible decisions.
Sometimes a simple bullet to the head or just a couple words here or there, and a conflict can be avoided entirely.
The rappers on this list are the elder gods of writing about sex. You can't help but peer into their words and be driven insane by them.
I'm starting to think we overreacted to the terrorism thing.
Sometimes games are at their most ridiculous when they're trying too hard to keep it real.
I think I can go ahead and call this another entry in the 'Long Cons That Didn't Pay Off' file.
I want to know just what the hell was going on with the albums our most famous (and infamous) one-hit wonders came from.
Turns out we don't need to give Hollywood our hard-earned cash money to watch people do heroic things.
Maybe someday we'll find a way to see like a shark without looking like an escaped mental patient.
If you've ever wanted to get the true essence of celebrities, just listen to them doing DVD commentaries.
Growing up we were taught to abide by the golden rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Growing up we were taught to abide by the golden rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto...
Football season, and by extension sports season, is now here in America. Which means you need some sports shirts, buddy.
It turns out some of our most beloved actors, singers, and reality TV stars actually started out as hardened criminals.
Of course a concept this stupidly simple would end up maliciously awful.
Sometimes taking sweet revenge is a work of true art.
All these kids learned was that the universe is pointless horror, and knowledge itself is a sham drummed up by the greeting card companies.
What is it about our genitals that make us perpetuate the dumbest lies?
Hi, and thanks for actually reading the text of this article, unlike the hundreds of gun owners already screaming in the comments.
