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30 Obnoxious Stereotypes That Just Won’t Die

If you think you've never been the subject of stereotyping, please sit down, because we have some news for you. As you're about to find out, being stereotyped can go way beyond race, gender, or nationality.

Assholes will literally judge you for things such as ...

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BEING TWICE CRACKED YOUR SIZE DOESNFT MEANI HAVE HALF YOUR SMARTS.

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Entry by Amyice

Yesy 'm Wiccan No, I'm not going to sacrifice your dog to Satan. CRaCKED.com

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Entry by KailaW

30 Obnoxious Stereotypes That Just Won’t Die

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Entry by DyingBreed

CRACKED CO Owning a GUN means I'm insecure about mg penis? Tell that to these shooters:

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Entry by deathpod

YES, I PLAY BASS IN A BAND. NO, I DON'T SMOKE POT. YES, SERIOUSLY. CRACKED COM

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Entry by alex10g

Yes, I'm a Dietitian. No, I'm not judging all of your food choices. Yes, I consume and enjoy bad foods like all people.

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It was assumed that I'd be a loud tenant... r CRACKEDCON ust because I was young and male.

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D DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL. BUT NO, DON'T CARE IF YOU DRINK AROUND ME. CRACKED COM

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CRAGKEDCON Yes, I'm black. No, I still need sunscreen.

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Well' yes, I tove a good pipe m not a hipster. Tm not a smug intellectual. I just do it because enjoy it. GRAGKEDOON

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Entry by Hildifons

That's right, I am a librarian. No, I am not old aND I don't wear glasses. I'm not even a woman. Mind blown? Why? CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Andrea Meno

I'm a feminist, and ... ! don't have a deep hatred of men. I just like equality.

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30 Obnoxious Stereotypes That Just Won’t Die

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Entry by LilySprite

I'm short but that doesn't mean I'm naive or childish CRACKED COM

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Entry by jaoafallas

Just because I'm left-handed doesn't mean I'm good at drawing. CRACKED COM

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Entry by jaoafallas

CRACKED.COM Yes, I'm Asian, but that doesn't mean I'm good at math or I'm a genius. have no clue what I'm doing either.

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Entry by Kalli

I'm not wearing a name tag or apron, but since I don't carry a purse, you automatically Oupesr assume I work here. CRAGKEDCOM

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Entry by PookieJones

NOT A TV HOST. YES, I'M A JOURNALIST. NOT A PAPARAZZI. IPAIN NO, NOT EVERYBODY CAN DO IT. CRACKED COM

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKED.COM YOU SWITCHED TO VAPING SO THAT YOU CAN REDUCE YOUR NICOTINE INTAKE AS AN INITIATIVE TO QUIT SMOKING. GOT BRANDED AS A DOUCHE FOR FOLLOWING

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Entry by Lolly~

Preferring dark outfits does not make me Goth. Not that there is anything wrong with them!

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Working in a factory doesn't mean I'm dim and have no ambition. It means I understand that excuses don't pay rent.

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Entry by notjessied

OHL YOU'RE FROM THE PHILIPPINES. HUNDRED BUCKS SAYS YOU EAT DOG MEAT. I THOUGHT YOU WERE LATINO BECAUSE OF YOUR SURNAME. -SAID A RANDOM STRANGER ON

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Entry by masta_X

JUST BECAUSE I'M A MONK DOESN'T MEAN I KNOW MARTIAL ARTS CRACKED CO

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Entry by shellyolary

I'm a plus-sized woman. My boyfriend is tall, dark, handsome and physically fit. No. I'm not his pet project or his pity case. But thanks for asking.

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Entry by Andrea Meno

Yes, I'm trans. CRACKED COM No, I'm not transitioning because I have a rebellious streak or because I'm feeling frustrated with my life. It's not

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Entry by gicusudoru

Being a guy doesn't come with good parallel parking. -CRACKEDCOM

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Yes, I'm a guy and I have a close female friend. No, I'm not trying to get in her pants. And no, I'm not being 'friendzoned'. So stop 'shipping' us. C

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Entry by notjessied

JUST BECAUSE I'M GAY DOES NOT MEAN HAVE THE INNATE ABILITY TO DO YOUR FLORAL ARRANGEMENTS, OR PLAN YOUR WEDDING OR OTHER EVENTS.

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Entry by CrackaLak

I just watched you give 3 white guys ole' handshake... a good fashioned ...So why did you give me the handshake you learned from The Wire? CRACKEDCO

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Entry by Scott Laffey

No, it's not 'my weekend to have him.' My wife has a job too and we needed potatoes. CRACKED COM

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