Nobody is really sure whose mind fidget spinners spawned from, but we know for certain the one person who got completely screwed over by their popularity.
But for every director filming a 'Schindler's List,' there's an exploitative monster taking the same tragedy and turning it into a sleazy get-rich-quick scheme.
Centuries from now, our grandchildren's grandchildren will be watching beautiful people erotically waterboard one another on the beach, and they'll have no clue where it came from.
