Bizarre Myths & Amazing Facts About Animals & Coronavirus Try to be at least as smart as your housecat. Authors By Katie Goldin, Alex Schmidt Published May 04, 2020
17 Exciting Happy News Stories More People Should Hear Is your news diet a balanced one? In ALL the ways? Authors By Alex Schmidt, Katie Goldin, Soren Bowie Published July 15, 2019
An Amazon Courier Pooped On A Curb, But Who Do We Blame? This looks like an act of desperation. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published December 01, 2017
The Book That Won The 'Bad Sex In Fiction' Award For all I know, this is an excellent book ... Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published December 01, 2017
'CatDog' Lied: Science Says Dogs Could Be Smarter Than Cats It turns out cartoons lied to us. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 30, 2017
Drone Footage Shows Chill Shark Swimming Near Chill People Yes, you should get to shore and away from the shark, but try to do it without wriggling around like live bait. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 30, 2017
Pizza Hut Introduced A Vegan Pizza. Oh The Humanity. Not a single one of my vegan or vegetarian friends has ever lectured me about meat. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 29, 2017
Sorry Katy Perry: Scientists Warn Glitter Is A Global Threat I'm going to come out with an incredibly brave take: ban glitter. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 29, 2017
Google's Screen Snooper Alert Software Has Dark Potential What I do on my phone or computer is between me and my doctor. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 28, 2017
Prisons Ban Shakespearean Love Sonnets But Allow Mein Kampf The Texas Department of Criminal Justice has taken their book banning to a capricious extreme. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 28, 2017
All The Insane News Donald Trump Stopped You From Noticing The news: if you’ve read it since the fall of 2015, it’s been nothing but Donald Trump stories, and Opponent Of Donald Trump stories, and the sports section (which is also kind of Trump news). Authors By Alex Schmidt, Katie Goldin, Cody Johnston Published November 27, 2017
Trump Thinks Human Memory Is Worse Than A Goldfish's I wake up every day a blank slate. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 27, 2017
Inventor of Substitute Phones Is Too Optimistic About Humans We don't love, cherish, and try to legally marry our phones because of our ability to fondle them. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 27, 2017
Cracked's Holiday Gift Guide For Your Family And Loved Ones! It's that time of year again! Authors By CRACKED Staff, Katie Goldin Published November 24, 2017
Watch Your Back Mark Wahlberg: DARPA Is Making Spy Plants There's a big, glaring weakness with this plant technology, if we are to use them in a wartime scenario ... Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 22, 2017
How Did This Suggestive Statue Get Past Quality Control? What sculptor would look at this without even the slightest of niggling doubts? Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 22, 2017
Tourists Fined For Borat Costumes Don't Realize It's 2017 Sasha Baron Cohen paid the fines for these mankini-wearing miscreants. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 21, 2017
You Can Buy Christmas MAGA Hats To Alienate Your Family Do you want to alienate your friends and family, while taking a bold pro-Christmas stance that literally nobody opposes? Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 21, 2017
Bus Interrupts Cameraman's Once In A Lifetime Shot Let us have a moment of silence for the poor Weather Channel cameraman whose soul was crushed by this bus. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 20, 2017
What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now (11/26/2017) Jim Bakker would like you to buy his $60 bucket of pancake mix, which he claims can help protect you from damnation. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 20, 2017
