kgoldin
- Real Name:
- Katie
- Member Since:
- March 14, 2014
About Me
Yes hello.
https://twitter.com/KatieGoldin
An Amazon Courier Pooped On A Curb, But Who Do We Blame?
This looks like an act of desperation.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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The Book That Won The 'Bad Sex In Fiction' Award
For all I know, this is an excellent book ...
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Drone Footage Shows Chill Shark Swimming Near Chill People
Yes, you should get to shore and away from the shark, but try to do it without wriggling around like live bait.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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'CatDog' Lied: Science Says Dogs Could Be Smarter Than Cats
It turns out cartoons lied to us.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Sorry Katy Perry: Scientists Warn Glitter Is A Global Threat
I'm going to come out with an incredibly brave take: ban glitter.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Pizza Hut Introduced A Vegan Pizza. Oh The Humanity.
Not a single one of my vegan or vegetarian friends has ever lectured me about meat.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Prisons Ban Shakespearean Love Sonnets But Allow Mein Kampf
The Texas Department of Criminal Justice has taken their book banning to a capricious extreme.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Google's Screen Snooper Alert Software Has Dark Potential
What I do on my phone or computer is between me and my doctor.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Inventor of Substitute Phones Is Too Optimistic About Humans
We don't love, cherish, and try to legally marry our phones because of our ability to fondle them.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Trump Thinks Human Memory Is Worse Than A Goldfish's
I wake up every day a blank slate.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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