Who Is The Culprit Behind The Sephora Eyeshadow Caper? Apparently, there was a trail of little glittery footprints in the wake of the eyeshadow attack. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 17, 2017
Set Your Ovens To 420: There's A Cheetos Turkey Recipe The jig is up: Reynolds knows we're all going to be absolutely baked this Thanksgiving. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 17, 2017
Designer Pasta Means Rich People Have Run Out Of Ideas I don't understand how you can make dried pasta gourmet. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 16, 2017
The ACLU Should Use Truck Nuts As A Free Speech Precedent I'm not some kind of fancy city lawyer, but if you can apply this law to a bumper sticker, what of truck nuts? Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 16, 2017
Affleck Seems To Think It's Ok To Joke About Harassment Now Powerful men are accustomed to a certain amount of formulaic lenience. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 15, 2017
What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now (11/19/2017) Sexy comes in many different, subjective flavors. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 15, 2017
Are Gorillas Using Tinder Now? Spoilers: No, They're Not As adorable as this video is, it's important to remember that gorilla body language doesn't always translate well to humans. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 14, 2017
There's Gourmet Sushi For Dogs (Who Lick Their Own Butts) Dogs need a lot of love, cuddles, food, and occasionally, for their owner to clean poop off their butt fur. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 14, 2017
The BBC Quoted A Hardcore Porn Website's Anti-Trump Tweet I'm offended by the implication that hardcore porn sites can't have political opinions. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 13, 2017
Smart Hannity Fans Smash Their Own Coffee Makers In Protest You know what really triggers liberals? When you destroy your own expensive property. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 13, 2017
Pepsi Releases New Salted Caramel Flavor. Uh, You Ok Guys? Pepsi. Buddy. Sit down. We need to talk. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 10, 2017
Are Aliens Leaving Wooden Wieners In The Alps? Imagine the effort that went into this dong. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 10, 2017
A Psychologist Says Early Christmas Music Is Unhealthy Inappropriate Christmas music is bad for your mental health. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 09, 2017
Obama Showed Up For Jury Duty And Was Dismissed (Duh) Barack Obama was dismissed from jury duty because, no duh. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 09, 2017
Cops Respond To Cries Of Help... That Came From A Parrot It's a sad statement on the failures of our institutions that the police did not take this parrot's cries for help seriously. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 08, 2017
Protesters And Pokemon Go Players Arrested In Russia The Russian government's track record on protests is not great. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 08, 2017
What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now (11/12/2017) McDonalds has finally released an app to let me know the precise times when their ice cream machines are working. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 07, 2017
Tiffany's Offers A $1,000 Tin Can. Good Job, Rich People. Okay, rich people. What's your deal? Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 07, 2017
Edible Glitter Coffee Is Happening. Don't Get Mad. You know what? After the 'Rick and Morty' Szechuan sauce debacle, I don't want to hear a single complaint about glitter coffee. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 06, 2017
No, Trump Did Not Overfeed Koi Fish During His Trip To Japan No, trump didn't overfeed a bunch of Koi fish on his trip to Japan. But there were still a few prize turd comments coming out of that trip. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 06, 2017
