
Katie Goldin
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A 10th Grader Explains The Civil War To Donald Trump
I feel like Lincoln was bad at his job. Couldn't he have just, like, given the South a Pepsi?
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How Do You Make A Public Apology? Not Like This
Hey, Jesse Watters. Blowjob mic guy. Can I call you Blowjob Mike? Cool.
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- By Katie Goldin
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Let's Crunch The Numbers Behind Bill O'Reilly's 'Punishment'
Bill O'Reilly isn't returning to Fox News because he sexually harassed five women. No, he's not returning because of math.
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Predicting Russia's Next Move With A Super Old Book
With the specter of Russia looming in American politics, it might be prudent to find out what exactly Putin wants.
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- By Katie Goldin
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Hey, Mike Huckabee, About These 'Jokes'...
There's a struggling comedian on Twitter who's been gaining some attention recently.
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How Ann Coulter And Milo Yiannopoulos Are Playing You
It's become your daily morning ritual. Wake up. Open Twitter. And here come's your fix.
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- By Alex Schmidt, Katie Goldin, Jason Pargin, Jack O'Brien
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The Stupidity Of That Motivation Video People Keep Sharing
This video has over eight million views on Facebook, and gives precisely zero helpful advice.
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- By Katie Goldin
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12 Trump Cabinet Themed Valentines For Kids (You Hate)
Here are a few Valentine's day cards from the Trump administration to you, the American people. Now when they screw us, at least it'll feel romantic!
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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25 Movies Where The Bad Guy Is Ugly For No Reason
Did you ever notice how every movie villain is just really ugly beyond belief?
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- By Jack O'Brien, Michael Swaim, Katie Goldin
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So Are We Allowed To Just Punch Nazis Now? It’s Complicated
Is it ok to randomly punch a Nazi? This is the question that plunged the Cracked staff into the chaos of relatively polite disagreement.
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- By Katie Goldin, Aaron Kheifets
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9 Ugly Holiday Sweaters That Will Ruin Any Office Party
Some sweaters can put you in a sealed, red HR folder.
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- By Katie Goldin
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A Handy Field Guide To Spotting Awful World Leaders
Grab your binoculars and look around. You'll see and hear the cawing from a wild politician attempting to have its voice heard, mate, or possibly a combination of both.
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- By Pauli Poisuo, Katie Goldin
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The Only Acceptable Reason To Watch The Macy's Parade
If this celebration were to truly embrace its dark side, it may be worth suffering Matt Lauer's smugness to tune in.
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- By Katie Goldin
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The Dangerous Cult You Didn't Even Know You Were A Part Of
There is a multi-billion-dollar cult, propagated by the Hollywood elite, which preys like an engorged leech on the minds and pocketbooks of people seeking a purpose. And it's not Scientology.
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10 Offensive Starbucks Cups (If They Had Balls)
Here are some cups people can actually lose their minds over. You're welcome, Starbucks.
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- By Ian Fortey, Katie Goldin
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16 Clearly Miserable Dogs In Halloween Costumes
Amazon's dog Halloween costume category is a gallery of existential misery.
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