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A 10th Grader Explains The Civil War To Donald Trump

I feel like Lincoln was bad at his job. Couldn't he have just, like, given the South a Pepsi?

Authors: By Katie Goldin
Published: May 01, 2017

How Do You Make A Public Apology? Not Like This

Hey, Jesse Watters. Blowjob mic guy. Can I call you Blowjob Mike? Cool.

Authors: By Katie Goldin
Published: April 27, 2017

Let's Crunch The Numbers Behind Bill O'Reilly's 'Punishment'

Bill O'Reilly isn't returning to Fox News because he sexually harassed five women. No, he's not returning because of math.

Authors: By Katie Goldin
Published: April 20, 2017

Predicting Russia's Next Move With A Super Old Book

With the specter of Russia looming in American politics, it might be prudent to find out what exactly Putin wants.

Authors: By Katie Goldin
Published: March 25, 2017

Hey, Mike Huckabee, About These 'Jokes'...

There's a struggling comedian on Twitter who's been gaining some attention recently.

Authors: By Katie Goldin
Published: March 23, 2017

How Ann Coulter And Milo Yiannopoulos Are Playing You

It's become your daily morning ritual. Wake up. Open Twitter. And here come's your fix.

Authors: By Alex Schmidt, Katie Goldin, Jason Pargin, Jack O'Brien
Published: March 13, 2017

The Stupidity Of That Motivation Video People Keep Sharing

This video has over eight million views on Facebook, and gives precisely zero helpful advice.

Authors: By Katie Goldin
Published: February 15, 2017

12 Trump Cabinet Themed Valentines For Kids (You Hate)

Here are a few Valentine's day cards from the Trump administration to you, the American people. Now when they screw us, at least it'll feel romantic!

Authors: By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
Published: February 14, 2017

25 Movies Where The Bad Guy Is Ugly For No Reason

Did you ever notice how every movie villain is just really ugly beyond belief?

Authors: By Jack O'Brien, Michael Swaim, Katie Goldin
Published: February 13, 2017

So Are We Allowed To Just Punch Nazis Now? It’s Complicated

Is it ok to randomly punch a Nazi? This is the question that plunged the Cracked staff into the chaos of relatively polite disagreement.

Authors: By Katie Goldin, Aaron Kheifets
Published: January 26, 2017

9 Ugly Holiday Sweaters That Will Ruin Any Office Party

Some sweaters can put you in a sealed, red HR folder.

Authors: By Katie Goldin
Published: December 11, 2016

A Handy Field Guide To Spotting Awful World Leaders

Grab your binoculars and look around. You'll see and hear the cawing from a wild politician attempting to have its voice heard, mate, or possibly a combination of both.

Authors: By Pauli Poisuo, Katie Goldin
Published: December 03, 2016

The Only Acceptable Reason To Watch The Macy's Parade

If this celebration were to truly embrace its dark side, it may be worth suffering Matt Lauer's smugness to tune in.

Authors: By Katie Goldin
Published: November 24, 2016

The Dangerous Cult You Didn't Even Know You Were A Part Of

There is a multi-billion-dollar cult, propagated by the Hollywood elite, which preys like an engorged leech on the minds and pocketbooks of people seeking a purpose. And it's not Scientology.

Authors: By Katie Goldin
Published: November 13, 2016

10 Offensive Starbucks Cups (If They Had Balls)

Here are some cups people can actually lose their minds over. You're welcome, Starbucks.

Authors: By Ian Fortey, Katie Goldin
Published: November 04, 2016

16 Clearly Miserable Dogs In Halloween Costumes

Amazon's dog Halloween costume category is a gallery of existential misery.

Authors: By Katie Goldin
Published: October 30, 2016