
Katie Goldin
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The Unicode Consortium Is Deciding The Fate Of The Poo Emoji
I knew they existed. I told my friends, my family, everyone. They told me I was being 'paranoid.'
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Rick Perry's Fossil Fuel Comments Are Dumber In Context
We can't assume that the mere presence of light would stop sexual assault.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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There's A KFC Scented Bath Bomb Because The Devil Is Real
Winner winner chicken ... ugh ...
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Russian Trolls Used Satan Arm Wrestling Jesus As Propaganda
If you asked me to trade in the sanctity of our democracy to see Jesus arm-wrestle Satan, I would.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (11/04/2017)
A child getting small amounts of candy handouts from all of her neighbors is like the definition of socialism.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Osama Bin Laden Had Anime And Disney On His Computer
Truly, a terrifying look into the mind of a cold blooded killer.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Judge Rules That Asking For A 'Lawyer Dog' Is Too Confusing
I can't imagine how these officers and judges function in real life, with all the 'ambiguous' slang out there.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Too Much Black Licorice Is Bad For Your Heart And Your Soul
I'm going to come right out and admit it: I somewhat enjoy black licorice.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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You Can See Mario's Officially Licensed Wiener
Mario's dingaling appears in an officially licensed manga, so his pendulous little disco stick is canon.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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The AI That Generates Halloween Costumes Is The Singularity
This woman is a certifiable evil genius.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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A Giant Worm Was Found And It Turns Out, They're Very Common
Look at that cute little baby elephant trunk ... Oh, that's an earthworm.
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- By Katie Goldin
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Southwest's Live In-Flight Music Is Cruel And Unusual
I thought it was impossible to innovate a worse flying experience. But Southwest has pushed the envelope with their new in-flight live entertainment.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Sophia The Terrifying Robot Gained Citizenship
This Hanson Robotics android threatened to destroy humanity, appeared on Jimmy Fallon's show, and is likely a psychopath. She's going to be our next president.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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News Anchors Try Carolina Reaper Pepper And It's Pure Art
This video is one of the greatest performance art pieces of all time.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Amazon Key Couriers Could Get Lured Into Elaborate Traps
The Amazon Key is the prefect delivery system for agoraphobic serial killers.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (10/28/2017)
NO. STOP IT. KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL WITH FIRE.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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A Bunch Of Weed Delivered To An Innocent Couple On Accident
Ugh, why don't I get free weed when I order from Amazon?
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Michael Bay's Dora The Explorer Movie Is For Who, Exactly?
Dora the Explorer is getting that gritty, live-action reboot we've all hoped and dreamed for.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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A Zoo Is Bribing A Weird Panda With Sex
This panda is outta control!
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Starbucks Released A New Holiday Cup. Everybody Panic!
The marketing team for Starbucks are a bunch of geniuses. Frightening geniuses.
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- By Katie Goldin
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