The Unicode Consortium Is Deciding The Fate Of The Poo Emoji I knew they existed. I told my friends, my family, everyone. They told me I was being 'paranoid.' Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 03, 2017
Rick Perry's Fossil Fuel Comments Are Dumber In Context We can't assume that the mere presence of light would stop sexual assault. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 03, 2017
There's A KFC Scented Bath Bomb Because The Devil Is Real Winner winner chicken ... ugh ... Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 02, 2017
Russian Trolls Used Satan Arm Wrestling Jesus As Propaganda If you asked me to trade in the sanctity of our democracy to see Jesus arm-wrestle Satan, I would. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 02, 2017
What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (11/04/2017) A child getting small amounts of candy handouts from all of her neighbors is like the definition of socialism. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 01, 2017
Osama Bin Laden Had Anime And Disney On His Computer Truly, a terrifying look into the mind of a cold blooded killer. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published November 01, 2017
Judge Rules That Asking For A 'Lawyer Dog' Is Too Confusing I can't imagine how these officers and judges function in real life, with all the 'ambiguous' slang out there. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published October 31, 2017
Too Much Black Licorice Is Bad For Your Heart And Your Soul I'm going to come right out and admit it: I somewhat enjoy black licorice. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published October 31, 2017
You Can See Mario's Officially Licensed Wiener Mario's dingaling appears in an officially licensed manga, so his pendulous little disco stick is canon. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published October 30, 2017
The AI That Generates Halloween Costumes Is The Singularity This woman is a certifiable evil genius. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published October 30, 2017
A Giant Worm Was Found And It Turns Out, They're Very Common Look at that cute little baby elephant trunk ... Oh, that's an earthworm. Authors By Katie Goldin Published October 27, 2017
Southwest's Live In-Flight Music Is Cruel And Unusual I thought it was impossible to innovate a worse flying experience. But Southwest has pushed the envelope with their new in-flight live entertainment. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published October 27, 2017
Sophia The Terrifying Robot Gained Citizenship This Hanson Robotics android threatened to destroy humanity, appeared on Jimmy Fallon's show, and is likely a psychopath. She's going to be our next president. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published October 26, 2017
News Anchors Try Carolina Reaper Pepper And It's Pure Art This video is one of the greatest performance art pieces of all time. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published October 26, 2017
Amazon Key Couriers Could Get Lured Into Elaborate Traps The Amazon Key is the prefect delivery system for agoraphobic serial killers. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published October 25, 2017
What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (10/28/2017) NO. STOP IT. KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL WITH FIRE. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published October 25, 2017
A Bunch Of Weed Delivered To An Innocent Couple On Accident Ugh, why don't I get free weed when I order from Amazon? Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published October 24, 2017
Michael Bay's Dora The Explorer Movie Is For Who, Exactly? Dora the Explorer is getting that gritty, live-action reboot we've all hoped and dreamed for. Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published October 24, 2017
A Zoo Is Bribing A Weird Panda With Sex This panda is outta control! Authors By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti Published October 23, 2017
Starbucks Released A New Holiday Cup. Everybody Panic! The marketing team for Starbucks are a bunch of geniuses. Frightening geniuses. Authors By Katie Goldin Published October 23, 2017
