You Can See Mario's Officially Licensed Wiener

Well, here it is. Mario's wiener, unearthed by a investigative Twitter user. Mario's dingaling appears in an officially licensed manga called Super Mario. So his pendulous little disco stick is canon.

I don't know, though. It feels anticlimactic. I thought maybe his wiener would be in the shape of a little mushroom, or feature an iconic mustache. Instead, it's a couple of concentric "U" shapes, just a generic crotch sausage with no Mario branding whatsoever.

The plot leading up to the reveal of the Mario weenie is far more interesting. He and a robot are fighting fish skeletons, when one of the fish skeletons bites Mario in the butt. In pain, Mario leaps out of his pants, and jumps around in a rage. Princess Peach (who was hiding in the robot the whole time) blushes while watching Mario's Goombas swing around with each angry stomp. Then Mario gets sucked into a pipe. Why Mario Odyssey never included this cutscene is beyond me.

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