MyNameIsLong
Dallas, TX

Real Name:: Wes Corwin
Member Since:: October 25, 2010

About Me

Twitter: @WestCornfield

Comedian from Dallas, TX. Still at the 'trying dumb things and seeing what works' phase of being funny. Have been stuck there since 1997.

Articles my work has been featured in:

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1174_19-changes-to-internet-if-all-prejudices-were-reversed/

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1304_24-celebrity-tweets-that-would-break-internet/

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1466_how-15-movie-characters-would-drive-their-friends-crazy/

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1670_if-every-blockbuster-got-honest-subtitle/

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_2096_brilliant-6-word-phrases-you-can-live-your-life-by/

5 Times Video Games Tackled Mature Issues (And Failed Hard)

Sometimes a video game's attempt to tackle the more delicate issues just plain falls short.

Authors: By Wes Corwin, Chris Rio
Published: June 20, 2018
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6 Blatant Attempts To Stir Up Completely Unfounded Outrage

A good chunk of the internet these days is nothing but people getting angry about stuff.

Authors: By Alex Hanton, Wes Corwin, Steven Assarian, Kel Fabie, E.M. Caris, Zanandi Botes
Published: May 15, 2018
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5 Real People Who Lived Crazy Double Lives (And Succeeded)

Sometimes a larger-than-life personality requires two lives in order to achieve their goals.

Authors: By Wes Corwin, Tiago Svn, E.M. Caris, Greg Tuff, Andrea Meno
Published: March 20, 2018
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The 5 Dumbest 'I Sacrifice Myself!' Deaths In Movie History

Sometimes a writer will know they want a beloved character to sacrifice themselves at the end of the second act, but they'll leave the details for later.

Authors: By Wes Corwin, Michael Garowee, Mark Bradley
Published: November 17, 2017
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5 Insanely Topical Movie Lines (That Are Now Just Confusing)

Centuries from now, our grandchildren's grandchildren will be watching beautiful people erotically waterboard one another on the beach, and they'll have no clue where it came from.