Having painted this worrying canvas of hip-hop gangstas out to steal your precious Miata, what are good white people to do? Glad you asked: straight-up murder some kids and then cover it up! "More and more Americans are carrying a gun in the car. An ex-cop I know advises that if you have to use a gun on a youth, you should leave the scene immediately, disposing of the wiped off gun as soon as possible. Such a gun cannot, of course, be registered to you, but one bought privately (through the classifieds, for example.)"
That is not an isolated brain fart. In 1990: "A mob of black demonstrators, led by the 'Rev.' Al Sharpton, occupied and closed the Statue of Liberty recently, demanding that New York be renamed Martin Luther King City 'to reclaim it for our people.' Hmmm. I hate to agree with the Rev. Al, but maybe a name change is in order. Welfaria? Zooville? Rapetown? Dirtburg? Lazyopolis? But Al, the Statue of Liberty? Next time, hold that demonstration at a food stamp bureau or a crack house."
Wow. Say what you will about Donald Trump, but at least he has yet to utter the term "Rapetown" in an official context. [Editors Note: Check the news and replace this joke if Trump says "Rapetown" before the article goes live.]
Oh, but Paul (or his authorized clones) didn't keep it only to racist ranting. Occasionally he spiced things up with a dash of homophobia. In the Ron Paul Survival Report from September, 1994: "Those who don't commit sodomy, who don't get a blood transfusion, and who don't swap needles, are virtually assured of not getting AIDS unless they are deliberately infected by a malicious gay."
And then there's the straight-up conspiracy theories, so paranoid even Alex Jones would do a double take: "I've been told not to talk, but these stooges don't scare me. Threats or no threats, I've laid bare the coming race war in our big cities. The federal-homosexual cover-up on AIDS (my thinking as a physician helps me see through this one.) The Bohemian Grove-perverted, pagan playground of the powerful. Skull & Bones: the demonic fraternity that includes George Bush and leftist Senator John Kerry, Congress's Mr. New Money. The Israeli lobby, which plays Congress like a cheap harmonica. And the Soviet-style 'smartcard' the Justice Department has in mind for you."
See, no matter how many times he ran, stuff like this is the real reason why Ron Paul could never be president. Until Trump came along. Now, all bets are back on.
Jacques Cousteau Advocated Killing 350,000 People Every Day
Jacques Cousteau is probably the second-least-threatening underwater entertainment personality, right after Aquaman. But while Cousteau plainly loved life under the sea, he had a slightly different opinion about life on land. As an environmentalist, Cousteau saw that humanity was the environment's number-one enemy. However, unlike most environmentalists, Cousteau saw genocide as the only obvious solution. In a 1991 interview with The UNESCO Courier, which you totally knew existed before we mentioned it right now, Cousteau took the bold stance of speaking out against medicine in general, stating:
"Getting rid of viruses is an admirable idea, but it raises enormous problems. In the first 1,400 years of the Christian era, population numbers were virtually stationary. Through epidemics, nature compensated for excess births by excess deaths."
OK, not wanting to find cures for the things that kill human beings is really cold, but it's not that bad. It's not like Cousteau is calling for some sort of worldwide, suspiciously specific mass culling of humanity or anythi- "What should we do to eliminate suffering and disease? It's a wonderful idea but perhaps not altogether a beneficial one in the long run. If we try to implement it we may jeopardize the future of our species. It's terrible to have to say this. World population must be stabilized and to do that we must eliminate 350,000 people per day. This is so horrible to contemplate that we shouldn't even say it. But the general situation in which we are involved is lamentable."
Cousteau twice notes that it's an awful, terrifying idea, yet goes on anyway. This was not a product of some stupid radical movement Cousteau took part in his youth. He said these things, on the record and without prompting, all the way back in the far-gone days of ... 1991. Unfortunately, the interviewer steered Cousteau away from the subject before he could elaborate on precisely how he proposed mankind go about exterminating six digits' worth of people on a daily basis. It is perhaps unjust, but we assume ... drowning?
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