The regular guy is out and none of us have any idea how to do this round-up. We're pretty sure we need a quote from that shitty Lewis Carroll poem and some slanderous references towards commenters. How the hell do we finish this paragraph out? Babba-booi? Babba-booi.
He took his Vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought.
6 Writers Who Accidentally Crapped Out Masterpieces.
One day this round-up will be in a museum.
Notable Comment: "I once tried to recreate Fear and Loathing...if by "recreate" you mean got really wasted and watched Fear and Loathing...which I'm preeeetty sure you did." You've got our number down pat, Jack-O.
Fuck the Man!
5 Popular Safety Laws (That Don't Work)
Shockingly, it turns out that sometimes the government doesn't know best. How very surprising.
Notable Comment: Jpj420 pretty much sums it up, "People are f*****g retarded."
7 T.V. Ads That Take Themselves Way Too Seriously
There is a certain art to good commercials. These commercials aren't art.
Notable Comment:"Movie piracy causes AIDS. Movie piracy kills kittens.Movie piracy makes cherubs cry." Chicoboy, we hope you're right, because few things have the raw erotic power of a weeping cherub.
5 Retarded Health Campaigns That Backfired Hilariously
TWO articles about retarded government failures? Cracked is on the cutting edge of neo-cyber-anarcho-gangster sentiments!
Notable Comment: lol_alf comes up with a brilliant PSA. ""eine cigarette, mein fuehrer?" "nein!!" be like hitler - don't smoke. "
Underdogs of War: 6 Tiny Nations That Kicked Ass.
Sometimes the little guy has a big stick.
Notable Comment: "Pepper mines? Really? I'm pretty sure plant products aren't mined." Off to the pepper mines with Vaultboy.
The Only Cause Supported By Every Movie Star (But One)
Shiny and new!
YOU YOU YOU!
What 23 Famous Movie Characters Would Be Doing Today.
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I'd give him money, but he'll just spend it on people.
Stephen Hawking attempts the "69"
I dunno why, really. When I walked into the sex shop, it just caught my eye and I had to have it.
There can be only one Douchelander.
His methods may be questionable, but my drain is now completely unclogged.
The special ed. department's field trip went very wrong very quickly.
Well, he saw his shadow. Looks like six more months of war.
O.K. so the first North Korean missile test wasn't as big a deal
Just the people to call if you home suddenly bursts into water.
There was a farmer who had a dog and 0100001001001001010011100100011101001111 was his name-o.
The cravings followed Bob for the rest of his life; no matter what he did it was like a giant angry cigarette was just behind him.
In the UK, that there would be called a giant fag. In the US, he'd be called a biker.
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.