GaseousClay
I'd recognize that mug anywhere. I've known him since he was just a half pint.
Zaphod
Day 34: I've made it further than I had thought I ever could in AA, but the hallucinations are getting worse.
donarumo
A stalker attempts to infiltrate David Hasselhoff's house using a cunning Trojan Horse technique.
Zaphod
Dude, look! they totally mis-spelled "Deer Crossing" on that sign over th-... oh... nevermind.
Batman?
During mating season, the male trashcans develop a beautiful plumage to try and attract female mates.
mysecretbush
Is your giant mug of beer running? It is? Well you better go catch it! TEE HEE, HA HA
Zaphod
first the cigarettes, now the BEER?! What, are ALL my vices getting their own mascot now?
Boondoggle
Take a left on Manchester...If you pass the Sentient Lager, you've gone too far.
tallestmunchkin
To catch underage drinkers, Officer Kaplan knew he'd have to go undercover.
lumberjef
If I only had a beer. Well if you'd get off you ass, the beer's not going to sprout legs and walk to you.
InTheDuck
If you see a giant beer in this photo, the world health organization regrets to inform you your an alcoholic.
SlappyMcGee
Jason was seriously drunk- well past "beer goggles" stage, he had moved on to "beer torso".
crazyivan
The tragic oversight of eyeholes in the costume design would come up at the coroner's inquest.
chrisjay84
Look. It's R2-D2 black cousin, shaming his family once again by walking the street. Oh, and there's a giant fucking beer guy walking too.
BowToTheBard
The community kept begging for a more family-friendly mascot, but to no avail.
mactheknife
worst barrel of monkeys costume ive ever seen. i mean, look, there arent even any monkeys!
bcanders
Don't forget kids, drink all your beer or the BeerMonster will get you when you sleep.
bafaulkner
Good thing he's wearing slacks and dress shoes. Would hate to fire him for violating the dress code.
bafaulkner
Sorry, Joe, can't talk now. I'm in a beer right now. No, IN a beer. I'm wearing a... never mind. I'll call you later.
slickjamesjik
Our livers can't repel beer of that magnitude! (at least try Admiral Ackbar.)
dramdan
Although combining beer with popcorn was considered an ingenious marketing ploy in the beer and snacks industry, Popbeer surprisingly never caught on
Wrecked
The attraction was instant and mutual, and the beer stein made its move on the svelte and sexy trashcan.
crazyivan
Hans ran as fast as the costume would allow, but he was losing ground quickly to the 200 drunken college students chasing him. It was only a matter of time now.
donarumo
After seeing what his offspring would look like, Bob decided not to masturbate in a wheat field after all.
Blinker_Fluid
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you wander the streets in a foam peanut costume.
gamma_ray
After he was kicked out of true duff factory, drinky roamed the streets for eternity
SaintAwesome
Alcohol-related driving accidents have doubled since the creative attempt to mask the homeless problem.
Rex-Jester
With five of his pals already murdered, "Pinty" new his number was coming up.
Jeronimo
In Ireland they don't have the Easter Bunny. They have Drunky the Beer Mug, who delivers alcohol to all the children of the land.
GaseousClay
Life's tough when everywhere you go people try to flip coins into your head.
DarkMatter
The product placement of Buzz LightBeer in Toy Story 3 was generally considered a bad idea
Batman?
Best joke ever. Following around my friends in Alcoholics Anonymous in this costume, while shouting "Drink me! I know you miss me!"
MonkBiz85
"Do you have any pictures of the missing person?" "I have this one of him from this morning heading to the Alcoholics Anonymous Halloween party."
chrisjay84
I thought Spongebob lived in a pineapple UNDERNEATH THE SEA?? UNDERNEATH THE SEA DAMMIT!!
Milkman
Hey, if your DNA structure was alcohol, you'd confuse a mailbox for a hot mug yourself.
Milkman
"So, you live around here? Oh. Oh I see, I'm not good enough for you eh? Lesbian!"
humanity
Bill had a feeling he was being followed. Yet, to his relief, every time he turned around there was nothing but a giant bag of popcorn.
mysecretbush
The first trial run of the mascot's suit demonstrated the first design flaw: lack of eye-holes.
jessen
Disgusted with his grotesque appearance, Stan decides to just throw himself away once and for all.
Bosephus5000
It was at that moment that I realized I had eaten one too many pink elephants.
Roscoe
With a loud popping noise, it quickly became apparent that Mr. Peanut wandered too close to the microwave.
SlappyMcGee
David realized that he should have read the fine print in the help wanted ad promising him a chance to "sell beer".
jonnygonzo
Much to the delight of the fans, the Toronto Maple Leaves unveil their new Mascot
jtklove
"Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby....fuck it, no more singing. I'm out of here."
cptnpeacocksuit
Next scene not pictured...drunken stein has sex with garbage can...feels like trash the next day.
stodavr
The R2-Beer2 'droid was unsurprisingly quite popular on college and university planets.
Milkman
Judging from the people in the background, this kind of thing has happenned before.
dpollok
Let's go down to the lobby, let's go down to the lobby, let's go down to the lobby and get something to drink!
bcanders
Sudsy stopped in horror. There, on the corner, was his ex-wife, turning tricks to fill the void in her life left by his leaving.
schmidttykr
When the giant anthropomorphic beer met R2-D2's cousin, it was love at first sight.
IBCannonFodder
Alcohol impares driving reflexes, and can cause the driver to have intense vivid sociopathic fantasies about anthropomorphic glasses of ale.
87gn
If the soccer team can have a mascot, why can the drunken fans not also have one. Never mind that he is too besotted to locate the pitch.
Batman?
No one knew what was about to happen, but it was going to go down as history as "The Stein of Beer" incident.
mlouzon
Bob thought he had the perfect disguise to wander unmolested during the zombipocalypse, yet he forgot that these were, in fact, Irish Zombies.
Ubergeek
"This night my mind was filled with Halloween - there was to be a pageant representing our county's agricultural products; I was to be a beer."
mcfinley
Having been made a pariah, Pilsner wandered the streets alone, drinking himself to death.
IBCannonFodder
He thought this was going to be the best job in the world... until the frat boys descended upon him!
BONERJAM
European countries have found that tourist dont mind druken locals if they are dressed like funny mascots.
getittwistd
Save...hic...our fresh water...hic...supply....hic....dr..hic...drink beer...hic...
pea
secret of mana was a pretty amazing game. i dont know how well you can use its lessons in real life though
lumberjef
tell those assholes to use the sidewalk. Middle-of-the-street walking bastards.
burjennio
i'd always claimed that I'd "murder a beer" but when the opportunity finally arose, I was found wanting
fergindergin
..and we now see here the Drunkus Liquorus attempting a mating dance for a female; she doesn't seem interested.
Blinker_Fluid
I think this is very responsible on the part of the bar. Now patrons can stumble home drunk and not get hurt.
billisnumber1
When she saw the foamy head, the stationary trashcan knew it was her lucky day.
jonnyt
Q. What do you get when you cross a cobblestone street with a giant beer costume? A. Run over.
bafaulkner
On the way to his weekly AA meeting, Jim saw something that caused an unfortunate relapse.
Blinker_Fluid
When you're still wearing your Oktoberfest costume in January, it's time to admit you have a problem.
bafaulkner
Good thing Watchmen tanked or we'd be hearing how this is Dr. Manhatten's beer. Ick.
MonkBiz85
Pictured: Satan. (If Jesus' blood is wine it only makes sense that Satan's blood is beer.)
Zoo06
The Man Grater! Just insert man into bottom and watch as he's turned into useful packing foam!
coolerhandluke
The large beer can is so intoxicated he is checking out that garbage can's "Heiny."
SpiderPoison
The entertainment at children's birthday parties has seen taken a more cynical turn after the recession
this_side_up
Sorry, Sir, we don't have any Easter Bunny costumes, but perhaps you can find something else that interests you?
Priapism
Jeff's drinking problem started slowly enough, but after it took off, he just couldn't get a "handle" on it!
Boondoggle
This is the sort of thing I start seeing after I stop drinking for a couple of days.
dancetroll
Microsoft's new line of simulators...Microsoft Drunk: Make sure you can't see then try to walk to your ex-girlfriend's house.
EWD27
The new design to make Daleks appeal to a wider audience didn't go down so well with the producers of Doctor Who.
Boondoggle
Next on our tour of Leipzig, we will be visiting the home of Johann Sebastian Bock.
tlittlim
After trying to fit in, Jim gave in to plastic surgery. He never told anyone that he used to be an appletini.
Boondoggle
What makes this even more confusing, is that I'm pretty sure he is moonwalking.
wchrishenson
Why Ireland was yet again denied for hosting the Olympics Reason #12 = Inappropriate mascot
grumnut1
Staggering home in the early hours, Seamus hoped his wife wouldn't notice he was drunk.
wchrishenson
The problem isnt the costume, but rather the fact that the drunk wearing the costume just threw up inside of it.
wchrishenson
The only thing better than a stripper popping out of a birthday cake is a stripper popping out of a huge mug of cold beer.
grumnut1
Answering the Personals Ad had been a challenge - but he liked the sound of that mailbox.
quagmyre
If I hurry, I will be next in line, Right behind the dude in the goofy trash can costume.
dgamradt
Is that beer or popcorn? I need to know so I can use the appropriate punchline.
evergray
That trash can looks like an astromech droid, OH, and that beer is starting to curdle, eww.
NaughtybyNature
The "cock in the popcorn" trick didn't work last time so Bob took more drastic measures.
NaughtybyNature
Its pretty tough taking off the costume so I'm not sure that yellow stuff is butter!!
christavos
It seems that the phrase "You are what you eat" also applies to drinks, as Bob unfortunately found out.
quagmyre
In his later years, Mr. Peanut had put on a few inches around the middle and had gone a bit gray on top, but the Lasik had allowed him to ditch the monocle.
MonkBiz85
"I shwer I habn't ben drikng offisher" "MY GOD! Your BAC is 3.2% you should've been dead long ago."
Diasdiem
By your third week of sobriety you may start to hallucinate. If this happens, call your AA sponsor immediately.
Jaidy
Oh no you dont!!! You can run but you cant hide!!! Sooner or later I WILL drink you!!!
cobrajoe
You know how I know it's not a real beer? Nobody had tackled it yet and tried to drink it's brains.
thirty7blinks
Though he did not know it, tonight was the night he would meet the bowl a peanuts he'd spend the rest of his life with.
Jenna_Tullwortz
Steve's misconception as to what exactly "setting a Guinness record" meant resulted in hilarity.
damienod
At 12.15 today a giant glass of beer went on a killing spree he said "it had been brewing for some time"
BitterLittleMan
Am I the only one who sees a bag of popcorn in this pic? And I'm a serious alcoholic here, people. Jesus, get some help.
robbyrue
Did you ever notice how similar a pint of beer was to a bucket of popcorn? Cause i didn't, really.
stefuhhknee
it was a full consensus when the Alcoholics Anonymous had to vote on a mascot for their little league team.
Aaronthethird
How can you tell that the majority of Cracked.com readers are alcoholics? Because they think a popcorn costume looks like beer.
WLTwitch
Come back here you delicious beer and I promise I won't drink your warm beer-y goodness!
WLTwitch
This is the last known photo of Beerzo the Beer Brand Beer mascot before he went to the 1 Million Man AA meeting. May he rest in peace.
WLTwitch
When the female garbage cans are in heat, their scent attracts male garbage cans from miles away. Here comes one now that will initiate the mating ritual.
JDFisher989
Bill slowly began to realize he'd never heard of the 13th step until this morning.
smartaleck
I always wondered what happened to the little girl from "To Kill a Mocking Bird"
TheBeatles
Michael Steele's attempt to transofrm the Republican Party into the party of hip hop failed miserably.
randykicksshit
Fuck contacts. I can't see women worth a shit right now and I still get good head.
sortableturnip
Honey, why is there a man walking across the street in a costume that looks like a waffle cone filled with popcorn? Because he's a retard, dear.
darrren10
Officer: Sir have you been drinking? Driver: I swear i haven't Mr. Giant talking beer.
hazardlad
The Irish Parliament's mascot, O'Flannery The Violent, wanders the streets, looking for a tall glass of wine to settle down with
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