19 Retarded First Drafts of Famous Inventions

#19 By: Senor_Taco
#18 By: haefi
#17 By: pisapisa
#16 By: AffordableSin
#15 By: TheoSchmeeo
#14 By: David Christopher Bell
#13 By: Diana Cook
#12 By: Jericho
#11 By: Noddybear
#10 By: jojomanzo
#9 By: CidKilroy
#8 By: ryan102287
#7 By: headbangking
#6 By: jojomanzo
#5 By: malifestro
#4 By: Pontifex
#3 By: willenium5
#2 By: malifestro
#1 By: Sanchez .
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03/07/12 07:29 PM

Yea, #18 that is a wonderful clock! Thanks for creating that idea and to "cracked" for putting it here. Even though it doesn't belong under "retarded" - because that's a totally awesome clock design!

wynzer04
03/08/12 02:36 PM
- +4
I agree, I'd buy a clock like that... Dragons Den here I come

youngstudent

03/07/12 08:19 AM

15's kind of funny, because lithium was a 7-Up additive before it was used in making cell phones or keeping the anger away.

skoalking

02/27/12 10:16 PM

#11 isn't original they took that from a video on youtube.

Xtifr

02/16/12 11:56 AM

#13 is actually not too far off. The first version of the game that eventually became Monopoly was designed to show the evils of land ownership.

Oflick

01/30/12 11:17 PM

Number 2 should have won.

brannigan44
03/07/12 09:09 PM
- +1
I lol'd. And the commentary on it was the icing on the cake
komodosp
05/15/12 04:11 AM
- 0
Agreed, #2 made me laugh

visceralia

01/21/12 07:04 AM

I just sent No.5 to Marilyn Manson...waiting for his reply

NoriMori

01/14/12 07:17 PM

I didn't even understand half of these.

opiatepie

01/12/12 04:10 PM

18 is a must have =u=

VolpesCantis

01/06/12 11:54 AM

It took me a minute to get number 5...
Hmm... brian warner... who is he, Hmm... who cares?
(starts playing The Beautiful people)

skaren

01/05/12 03:52 PM

I would definitely buy #18.

madhatter00o

01/03/12 04:46 PM

#1 "... with a Jew Harpoon" lol

perzephone

12/08/11 04:46 PM

#8 is not a bad marketing ploy at all. It may actually increase sales.

jericoparazo

12/06/11 06:56 PM

I'd buy a 6up. Also, in my country, virgin coco water is also known as BJ (buko juice). Imagine going to a restaurant and ordering 6up and having a BJ at the side!;)

iannewell59

12/06/11 12:04 PM

Is #6 really an invention...?