13 Accomplishments in the History of Vulgarity
Bleepity bleep, we love a good bleepin’ story about bleeps!
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2 This Is the ‘Righteous Gemstones’ Line That Was Too Filthy for Edi Patterson to Deliver
God immediately responded with a torrential downpour, seemingly in total agreement with her
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13 Headlines We Must Warn The Past About; Quick, Into The Time Machine, There’s No Time To Explain
Science has found that NYC is literally slowly sinking into the ground.
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‘Deadloch’ Is the Best Australian Crime Drama Spoof You Will Probably Never Watch, But Should
Plus: the five other Australian comedies you should sample this summer (aka their winter)
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The Real-Life BFFs Behind ‘This Fool’s Quarreling Cousins
Chris Estrada and Frankie Quiñones discuss making the Hulu comedy authentic, how stand-up road life informs their characters’ chemistry and their surprisingly strong Minnesota fanbase
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AM Smiley
When it comes to storytelling, Hollywood is pretty good at it. Just think of how many movies you're loved. It's a lot, right? When it comes to linking one story to what is supposed to be a continuation of it, Hollywood is not so great at that. Just think of how many sequels you're hated. It's a lot, right?
If you need evidence of that, look no further than this collection of sequels that were obviously made by people who either missed the point of the original, didn't give a shit, or just flat out never saw the first film. The most egregious might be Jurassic World having a functioning Dino Park while hailing John Hammond as a visionary Dino Park Tycoon, when the entire original be about the opposite of those things. But that's just scratching the surface.
As always, thanks to AuntieMeme for the voodoo she works putting these together.
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