14 Inevitable Scientific Breakthroughs the World Will Regret
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#14 Matthew Stricker
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#13 Texscribbler
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#12 McBeefy
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#11 PeterBanning
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#10 snack
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#9 maluba
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#8 popcornmonster
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#7 El_Vanja
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#6 Jammybear
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#5 LiquidJake
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#4 Agent Spiff
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#3 winkihed
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#2 hoomhum
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#1 Greg Welsh
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I originally thought 'empathy' in number 1 said 'apathy'...although I could possibly see us regretting fixing that too.
ReplyAnd with the bk injectable people can cut out the middle man and just inject the goodness straight into their arteries! No more waiting for your food OR your heart attacks!
I don't get 7
Replyit says 'thought control interface' up at the top, so I'm assuming the point is that someone has the song 'we didn't start the fire' stuck in their heads and it keeps playing, and since it's stuck in their head it keeps on starting up again every time they stop it.
As famous as the winner has since become, why would we regret curing empathy with no empathy?
ReplySee Bioshock.
#8 gave me that feeling in the back of my throat like I want to throw up.
ReplyBut think of all the calories you're cutting! Lol!
#13 exists. they're called streams
Reply10 was best
Reply7 should have won. Brilliant.
Reply@nikohaarr ¡Kongkam!
ReplyoNcE YOU'VE READ THE.
Reply Hide All See All 7 RepliesFIRST WORD OF.
THIS YOU CANT GET OUT.
READ ON OR.
DIE TONIGHT AT 10:35...... P.M.9 years ago.
a person named Jerry got.
dared to sleep.
in a house that was belived.
haunted.The... next day his friends.
waited for him out.
side the house...................
They had
to go inside and search for.
him. They
went through every room.
exept the
attic.He wasn't supposed to.
sleep
there. He was supposed to.
sleep in the.
living room they went into.
the attic.
They saw Jerry's corpse and.
they just
left because they were.
scared. But that
night they all died because.
of their
friend. He killed them all.
for making him.
sleep in that house If you.
don't send
this to 11 comments you.
will die tonight.
by Jerry. Example 1: A man.
named
Stewart Read this and.
didn't believe it.
He shut off his computer.
and went
through his day. That night
while he
was in bed he heard.
something outside
of his door. He got up to.
look. And now
he's dead. Example 2: A Girl.
named
Haley Read this in the.
morning and she.
got scared but she didn't.
send it. She
wanted to know if it was.
true. She went
to school (She was only 13.
years old)
and that night she died. If
you don't
post this on 11 comments.
tonight Jerry
will 'visit' you.
tl;dr
WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
I dunno, guys. Stewart's story checks out.
Can't I just mail this to 10 people?
Jerry told me that if you don't stop warning people about this, then you're getting the next visit. Tread carefully.
tl;dr
I refuse to be scared of a ghost named 'Jerry'.
that redneck with the jetpack looked like he was going to have an awesome day out
ReplyApathy is in the brain, not the genes. Either way, sociopathy and death would go on a ri...
ReplyMUST BECOME SCIENTIST!
Apathy: 1.absence or suppression of passion, emotion, or excitement.
2. lack of interest in or concern for things that others find moving or exciting.
Empathy: 1. the intellectual identification with or vicarious experiencing of the feelings, thoughts, or attitudes of another.
screw that stuff I WANT MY JETPACK!
ReplyThen go get one. And have a fun 30 seconds at a time with it.
#6 really bad idea according to Max Headroom. One nightmare and you're dead.
ReplyWhy would the world regret making robot lions?
Replys**t son, how could 2 not win... I mean lions on robot bodies, with lightsabers and battle axes... those are the major components to all of my wet dreams... The only thing missing is a midget shitting in a diaper while in a baby carriage and smoking a cigar.
ReplyWhatever floats your boat dude.
great contest. Truly laughed at a few of them. #1 was great. Kept laughing, and then I read the line at the top. Just so happened to be the punchline for me and I laughed even harder. Happy with the entries on this one
Reply12 was also f***ing hilarious
We'll take our country's air pollution...
Replyand push it somewhere else!
lmfao number 1 deserved it!!!!!
ReplyOh my god! #8 is SO gross... because I can see lazy people DOING that!
ReplyOMFnG! My chest hurts from looking at it!
Everyguyintheworld, haahaha....
ReplyThey weren't lying.