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15 Now-You-Facts That Really Spliced Our Genes
King Philip II and King Richard I slept in the same bed because that’s just what homies do.
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15 Bizarre Food and Restaurant Facts
The U.S. Government once banned bakery-sliced bread.
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20 Trivia Entrees Off The Knowledge Menu
An architect wanted to join Africa and Europe, and all we had to do was drain the Mediterranean.
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20 Now-You-Know Facts That Supercharged Our Turbo Encabulators
Pringles are technically not, and cannot legally be defined as, potato chips.
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20 Trivia Nuggets Panned From The Mother Lode Of Life
The term “plastic surgery” predates the invention of plastic.
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25 Recent Headlines That Made The World Weirder Than Ever
Star of “House of the Dragon” turned down “Game of Thrones” because it had… Dragons.
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20 Thrilling Facts That Really Pondered Our Orbs
A rooster laid an egg, and paid the ultimate price for it.
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20 Splendiferous Facts That Really Linked Our Sausages
No, NASA is not trying to cover up an alien satellite in orbit around the Earth.
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25 Recent News Briefs That Had Us Reeling
Even Meta’s own chatbot doesn’t like Mark Zuckerberg.
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15 Head-Spinning Facts That Really Boggled Our Minds
An episode of “TaleSpin” was banned for turing Baloo in a terrorist.
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15 Trivia Torpedoes To Target Torpor
King Philip II and King Richard I slept in the same bed because that’s just what homies do.
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20 High-Fiber Facts That Helped To Keep Us Regular
Marvel introduced a character named “Jihad,” in September of 2001.
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20 Now-You-Know Facts
City birds learn to talk over the noise by spitting fat bars.
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20 Highly Elevated Facts That Really Topped Our Sea Level
Ultraman is like Superman, but instead of being weakened by Kryptonite, he snorts it.
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25 Weird News Stories That Will Make Future Anthropologists Blush
When “Batgirl” isn’t good enough to be released by the studio that brought you “Justice League,” we know it must have sucked.
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