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White Ninja Has Women Figured Out

By Kent Earle, Scott Bevan January 25, 2009 37,823 views
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In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.


Check out White Ninjas from weeks past wherein White Ninja Made Two Questionable Decisions, White Ninja Asked a Pertinent Question, White Ninja Tried to Pee His Pants and White Ninja Got Rabies or weeks even before that whence White Ninja Played it Safe and White Ninja Saved a Life. And who can forget when we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what was learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.



That was pitiful. My retarded dog could come up with better stuff than that.

4/7/2009 11:27:36 PM
The_Opinionator

Whit ninja has been pretty disappointing on the whole, but I gotta admit that was funny.

1/27/2009 12:27:28 AM
BillMurder

I wish Hate By Numbers would return.

1/26/2009 7:33:56 PM
davesarecool

lame

1/26/2009 6:52:58 PM
hpen

that was actually pretty clever.

SHE'S MAD BECAUSE HE'S BEEN SITTING ON THE COUCH DOING NOTHING ALL DAY, BUT HE VIEWS IT AS AN INNOCENT THING.

SEE? GET IT? GET IT?

ITS FUNNY RIGHT?

1/26/2009 6:39:27 PM
mrpez

What happened WN, you used to be cool.

1/26/2009 5:41:00 PM
fknrat

Should have skipped the last panel.

CRACKED, I hereby suggest that you replace White Ninja with Wondermark, a far more hilarious cartoon. Readers, you may judge for yourselves if you wish at wondermark.com....

1/26/2009 1:34:07 PM
thebyron

I "get" it, I just don't enjoy it.

1/26/2009 12:43:49 PM
jollycynic

Dear f*****g God, why?

1/26/2009 9:36:55 AM
nova_NIN

hah. i rolled the dice and decided to click. I got more than total stupidity which was above and beyond what i expected.

1/26/2009 8:20:42 AM
johnangel13

damnit 'lol_alf' It was just the first four then it would not be funny. It would just be him saying he wasn't listening. The last two panels make the comic hilarious.

1/26/2009 8:02:56 AM
Nyklas

What the f**k, White Ninja was funny!

1/26/2009 7:36:19 AM
malachi

I just love the WN bashings!LOL!

1/26/2009 4:30:01 AM
masta_X

Pedgerow = d*****t

1/26/2009 3:52:21 AM
chicoboy

ok that was f*****g hair-larious

1/25/2009 11:55:10 PM
mystik

This confirms my theory, one guy makes the first four frames and the other guy adds the final two frames, and that second guy is a d*****t.

1/25/2009 11:15:37 PM
lol_alf

I must have eaten some moldy rye bread and am hallucinating. I actually liked this example of white penis...i mean ninja

1/25/2009 7:39:47 PM
lordastral

i love it.

1/25/2009 6:40:53 PM
rsfa131286

Cracked! get this out of here. white ninja sucks a lot.

1/25/2009 5:51:13 PM
FUnKYOUth

i like WN. this one: http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/images/comics/hasanaccident.gif was actually very clever. i don't mind 4 times a week. at least 3 will be funny.

1/25/2009 5:15:20 PM
quest
Cracked stuff on