White Ninja Tries to Pee His Pants

*clears throat*
I declare everyone on this page a douche.

Thank you.

I've been reading white ninja for years. i think its funny, but it was never as funny as the day it got on cracked.com and started making internet people so ANGRY. I just had to make an account so I could join the ruckus. carry on!

OH NO! SOMETHING I DON'T FIND FUNNY IS ON THE INTERNET! REMOVE IT IMMEDIATELY!

Seriously, guys, get that dick out of your ass and find a sense of humor.

Ha ha ha! Keep commenting, suckers. The more you come back to post, the longer Cracked will keep the only thing worth visiting this site for.

You know what's funny? THE INCREDIBLE AMOUNT OF STUPIDITY HERE. Honestly, all I see here are a bunch of idiots who can't seem to resist clicking on the White Ninja Comic link, and complaining about! You want if off so bad? WELL SUCK IT UP. Cracked is actually making money off of your complaints, every time you click here to complain, the ads get a view, and they get money. You might as well shut your traps.

But we will never quit reading it. Like those cheap hookers Bill Gates continues to pick up even though he can afford the ones without some horrible disease. We need our fill of cheap internet whore and White Ninja is that whore.

"In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics..."

Chocolate Rain
Fred
9/11 conspiracy theories
Numa Numa ad nauseum
Kimbo Slice

I wouldn't put all my trust in what the internet finds interesting...

"In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics..." it might be true, but it's supposed to be "funny". At this, it fails miserably...

This one I like. BECAUSE IT'S SO TRUE.

If you're curious as to why Cracked keeps posting these, it's because you keep coming to bash it. We don't pay for Cracked subscriptions, which means they make their money off ad revenue. The more people that come to this page to complain, the more ad views Cracked gets, and the more money they make. As long as you come here to complain, Cracked will continue to make money of White Ninja, and will continue to post it. If you REALLY hate WN, and REALLY want it to go away - stop reading it.

I like to defend the articles, but this honestly blows.

If there was ever a complete opposite to LOL, the precise antonym to the phrase - I would use it to describe this comic.

This has convinced me that this is all an elaborate prank/hoax that Cracked.com has orchestrated. One day they will reveal that this has all been a joke, and those that believed in it were hilariously idiotic jackasses.

Who is the White Ninja and where is his caltrops and s**t? I want heads getting lopped off like a sick Japanese Anime God Damnit!

Stop hating, haters. white ninja is the s**t.

this blows like a $2 whore

The people who hate this comic are the ones who keep it going. The traffic they generate make it look popular to the Cracked editors.

Oh, btw, i think itd funny all the guys who say "the people have spoken" and "listen to your audience" every weekend when theyre hating on WN. i'm sure cracked.com has 1 million non-paying customers of this free website that click it every day. theres no way the 150 to 200 chumps(me included) who post here every day are any sort of majority.face it fags, we are not the voice of cracked.com.i bet most of us are not qualified to critique the lint in our navels , let alone the wholesale bashing that occurs here everyday.am i right , or am i right?

Cracked's writers probably sit on their laptops/in their Ferraris and laugh for hours about how pissy everyone gets in the comment section here. Haha. The comments are my favorite part.

Cracked.com! Stop being so m***********g lazy! Give us something that will make us laugh, not this bullshit!