White Ninja Saves a Life (Only on Cracked.com)

Jonathan_goss:

It might put a little twist on your little rant there, that Maddox actually HAS written an article for those "scraggly-bearded [...] weasel hipsters".

It can be found here:
http://www.cracked.com/article_14993_5-awesomely-bad-christmas-gifts.html

11/3/2008 5:10:14 AM

popmaker

There were supposed to be a lot of bleeps and censors in my last post, but those vanished.

10/16/2008 7:29:13 AM

DVD_Player

Or I'll come to your house and with a knife, and
or in your sleep, with a
in a castle far far away so no one can hear you
republican
and a stick of dynamite

MONSTERS!
So shut yo' traps, or have this happen to you!

10/15/2008 9:38:15 PM

DVD_Player

I don't know why people are so fussy about comics. They're here for a reason, to make people laugh. Now just read the damn thing and f*****g enjoy it!

10/15/2008 7:22:37 PM

Lady_G

There's a reason Cyanide and Happiness is one of the top rated webcomics ever, Guest_Name. Apparantly nearly a million people per day disagree with you.

10/14/2008 3:33:58 AM

Saevio

lol i hate white ninja only reason i click is for the comments

10/13/2008 7:36:52 PM

albino_flamingo

you are so f*****g wrong.

10/13/2008 4:31:21 PM

ctype

Hey! This one was actually funny! Awesome.

10/13/2008 12:14:53 PM

Jack-O

For the last time:

Cyanide and Happiness=Garbage.

Like White Ninja, but 10% less retarded. Still not a wise investment.

10/13/2008 8:21:32 AM

Guest_Name

and white ninja sucks a nut again! why these are still being produced i'll never understand.
the fact that those are actual quetsions asked when donating blood isn't overly comical in the least.

10/12/2008 8:58:22 PM

LestertheMo

I always have a hard time figuring out what the punchline is since nothing is ever funny

10/12/2008 7:12:19 PM

Spindle_

Well...it's better than nothing, I guess. I do get a kick out of the comments section and I mean if even one person likes this comic it's worth posting. I am NOT that person however.

10/12/2008 7:07:07 PM

Dosaan

I went to a blood drive(I was to queasy to give any) and they really do ask you those questions.

10/12/2008 4:39:13 PM

Samehada

You need to stop this Cracked. This is an intervention. We know you post White Ninja so that you can stroke your ego about being absolutely the last name in hilarity. It's time to admit that what should be here is Daisy Owl. It was born on your forums, and should be in the limelight.

Admitting you were wrong is the first step to a better Cracked.com

10/12/2008 2:56:02 PM

ArthurSpeakman

I keep hoping they'll be better and they keep getting stupider.

10/12/2008 12:24:22 PM

EddieBrock412

I was totally going to whine about this, but DVD_Player owned me. I KNEW this was coming, yet still I clicked. WHY??!!!!

10/12/2008 9:18:51 AM

Dopehand

Better than anything Dustin Glick ever cummed out into rotten fruit.

Seriously, Cracked. White Ninja can hit or miss, but that Dustinland s**t is disgraceful.

10/12/2008 8:55:59 AM

Kodiak

this one was alright mostly for the last panel. Can the other comics mentioned in the webcomic article be featured as well? I think the general populace of cracked that`s too lazy to go to the actual sites is missing out

10/12/2008 8:04:29 AM

scallywag

Pretty good.

10/12/2008 7:01:12 AM

lostprophet94

@ Jonathan_Goss:

Maddox doing a comic? Below is everything Maddox has posted for the last year...
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Hmmm that's funny...not.
Seriously though, Cyanide and Happiness should be here. White Ninja just isn't cuttin' it.

10/12/2008 5:40:43 AM

echocharlie