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White Ninja Smells a Dog (Only on Cracked.com)

By Kent Earle, Scott Bevan August 23, 2008 42,165 views
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Starting today, we'll be publishing an all new White Ninja Comic every weekend on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.



Check out more White Ninja Comics (unless you want to get something accomplished today, in which case we don't recommend it).



Hm, an educated guess Rendin, I beleive so as well.

3/2/2009 12:08:00 PM
TechnoDude

I have a theory about White Ninja being on Cracked...


Is it possible... nay, probable... that Cracked has placed our good ol' broken condom ninja on here to MAKE US rant about it, then the ones who actually get the humor sit back and laugh at the others complaining about what's essentially nothing?

Touche, Cracked, if that's your game.

11/16/2008 7:45:57 AM
Rendin

that may have been short but that two seconds of my life was so horrible I would have rather shoved a pineapple up my ass and keep it there for two years

9/15/2008 3:58:49 PM
omglol

this sucked

8/31/2008 7:40:35 AM
soxfan01

Goddamn, people. It's a comic. It's six boxes of lines. Either you think it's funny or you don't. Don't make it more complicated than it is, please. You know what they say about arguing on the interwebs.

8/29/2008 11:48:02 PM
kateidoscope

White Ninja is funny, good and nice.

Why is everyone getting so arsey about a comic? It's just a comic.

Make a comic yourself, it's hard. Especially when a dog tells you you've made a mistake and it's already been done in pen.

8/29/2008 1:45:32 PM
Ankle

I love how since I don't like it I "must not get it". I understand exactly what is trying to be accomplished in this comic, the execution is just terrible. I think a lot of the problem, having read all of the White Ninja books, is that there is no internal editing. You could probably make one book of really funny stuff out of all the blech. As for most of the strips though, I've written funnier things in the snow with pee.

BTW I think Arrested Development is hilarious.

8/28/2008 1:55:24 PM
rick951

so....is the white ninja blind?

8/28/2008 1:31:11 PM
KingRing

echocharlie,
you can go ahead and not understand the comic,
but don't disrespect it.

You are probably one of those people who sit in front of the TV at home, watching Arrested Development going,
"I don't get it, the humor isn't obvious enough for me to pick it out."

Echocharlie,
the humor is there,
you just don't see it.

8/26/2008 5:07:17 PM
confusemegirlie

What about Order of the Stick? What about Alien loves Predator?

Of all the ass-suck comics to post on your site you pick this s**t?

That Perry-whatever-Fellowship one is a thousand times better than this (although it hasn't seen an update in friggin' ages) you could run those in order from the start.

Maybe call your website College Humor while you're at it.

Wank I say! Wank!

8/25/2008 8:03:45 PM
echocharlie

And MADnLIVID, I'd expect that kind of response to somebody who has will ferral as thier profile pic. Shake and bake.

8/25/2008 7:13:48 PM
dowman

It's so easy to say "this isn't funny" But I don't see what makes you idiots the authority on what is. Why don't you all put your time into creating something rather than shitting on somebody elses stuff.

10+ points to Kateidoscope.

8/25/2008 7:10:43 PM
dowman

AHAHAH I get it, white ninja spose to be that kind of humor thats SO-Ironicly-Not-Funny that its funny. I hate that kind of humor.Bout as funny as a puppy with aids.Actually thats alot funnier...please crack just get nick gurewitch to do some PBF comics for yeah.

8/25/2008 2:36:06 PM
MADnLIVID

Hahahaha, this guy is making a humorous story about how he cannot change anything in his hum-drum life. I, a member of the group of middle class, am stuck in a dead in job and am entirely unsatisfied with the life I lack the cojones to change or do anything about. Great comic, it really speaks to me!

8/25/2008 1:13:36 PM
Cigar

http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/

8/25/2008 11:46:20 AM
canuguru

WhiteNinja comics are hilarious. If you don't get it, well, sucks for you.

8/25/2008 11:45:40 AM
canuguru

White Ninja has been, is now, and will forever be one of the worst attempts at a comic strip ever released for human consumption. If being random is all it takes to be funny, look I'm a comedian. Lemonaide......Turtle....ANNE RICE!!! AHHHH HAH HA HA HA!

8/25/2008 11:40:10 AM
rick951

This is so unfunny that I'm going to go home and kill my own dog so that when this dog dies and goes to doggie heaven he'll have someone waiting to tell him how unfunny he is.

8/25/2008 11:02:41 AM
Beatnik

I am trying to save the humor in cracked by trying to kill this kind of comic. Please, kill it.

8/25/2008 6:56:14 AM
youngexplorer

God, smafdi, I know! I, too, have so little joy in my life that a solitary unfunny comic can send me spiralling into a horrible depression. People who don't share my sense of humour must be lying about liking their crappy stuff. How could anyone like anything other than what I like? Blasphemy.

8/24/2008 11:40:22 PM
kateidoscope
Cracked stuff on