White Ninja is a Scary Giant (Only on Cracked.com)

Wow. This is the single shittiest thing I've seen ever.

6/20/2009 7:36:44 AM

27GV

Seriously. You're a thief.

2/10/2009 2:15:09 AM

Echolalia

Wow..."Happy Noodle Boy", anyone?

2/10/2009 2:14:30 AM

Echolalia

RE: lumberjack

In my case White Ninja was not an acquired taste. I enjoyed it from the get-go.
We began enjoying it at different exposure rates, and as that some may never.

are you okay?

(cut, cut, murder)

9/13/2008 2:18:09 AM

garbanzobean

If you don't like it, stop reading it. I, however, am delighted that there is now one extra white ninja per week. So stop raining on my fricken' parade and go to one of the other millions of webpages on the intrawebs, you god damn babies.

9/12/2008 7:54:02 AM

sammasaurus

@Superpoop - Would people please stop spamming explosm? f**k, it's not even that good. Just because it's the only webcomic you've ever read doesn't mean that it's the BESRT MOTERFUKING THINGH IN T3H HOAL WARLD!

9/10/2008 7:12:55 PM

Umup0

Haha! DrDank My foot is now in the door! I'll admit, white ninja comics arent really that great anymore. When you look at what he makes them about (absolutely nothing) after making 700 of them, it's going to get sort of hard to think of more things to write about. But hey, maybe it doesnt belong on here. But there is little I or you can do, so we might as well deal with it.

9/8/2008 8:51:18 PM

dankwad

yeah dankwad that one was ok, and i feel bad trashing this guy because hes obviously put alot of work and creativity into these comics, i just dont think they belong on Cracked. They get rid of the news on cracked/week in douchebaggery but add this? Lex Friedman may not be a ninja, but he was sure as hell white(and funny)

9/8/2008 3:24:25 PM

DrDank

cyanide and happiness is much better. google the s**t motha fuka
i pooted

9/8/2008 11:47:30 AM

superpoop

http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/deadboy.shtml

If you can read that and not laugh, there is something wrong with the world.

9/8/2008 11:42:30 AM

dankwad

Hey Giantcowofdoom.

You are a poser.

You will never equal Apocalypse Cow.

9/8/2008 9:25:53 AM

Kodiak

Look, we accept that people find this funny. But most people don't and it'd be fine if it was a one off but it's become a regular and people aren't happy. This is the caliber of random comics other websites are putting up: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1761778
I didn't go searching for this, it was just on the homepage and put up quite recently. It's better than white ninja. I'm sorry if you don't agree but you're in the minority.

9/8/2008 9:19:13 AM

magicpoopirate

@Lumberjack: There isn't enough pot in the world to make me laugh at this.

9/8/2008 5:18:35 AM

BearMan

Very much awesome again! Those who insist on whining can suck a dick!

9/8/2008 4:04:55 AM

Pyxiss

Why do you keep reading them if you don't like them? And what's the point in suggesting comics you like, when there'll obviously be plenty of people like you waiting to slate them and call for cracked to remove them. And before you say "they're funnier than white ninja" that's your opinion, WN's on here because enough people found it funny - in THEIR opinion

9/8/2008 2:52:07 AM

reverend_funk

This comic is the worst.

9/8/2008 2:13:18 AM

Nazarite

Why is this still here?

9/8/2008 1:45:08 AM

Wallsy

i agree with magicpoopirate, he is wise beyond his silly screen name. (not that my own isn't silly.)

9/8/2008 12:16:43 AM

giantcowofdoom

I think they should bring back the adventures of John and Dave, then have a comic show-down. Or just bring back aojad, I miss it dearly.

9/7/2008 8:57:06 PM

Scotty Jamoka

white ninja is an aquired taste
whn i first started readin them i was like f**k THIS
thn i started readin more and more and they get steadily halarious because hte point is, is basically not to try to hard to understand it
in fact go smoke some pot, imagine wat u found funny whn u were 6 and read a bunch of white ninja comics and ull be laughin ur ass off
in fact i found cracked which i know go to at least once a week through white ninja
but that douchebaggery stuff is funny so white ninja should stay on its own site

9/7/2008 8:21:15 PM

Mr.Lumberjack