White Ninja Plays it Safe (Only on Cracked)

White ninja looks like a guy wearing a broken condem... but, he's actually the result of one. Ah, life's little ironies.

2/8/2009 10:24:16 PM

yes369

It's funny because a ninja playing baseball would wear two cups. Do your research people.

11/8/2008 10:54:53 AM

crw33te

hahaha that was so funny you made my hour

10/31/2008 3:14:49 PM

monkeyboy

I'm beginning to think seraphtcme is dead on, on this....

10/21/2008 7:23:49 PM

Cnyvek

whosthatguy has spoken. Hallelujah!

10/21/2008 12:38:02 PM

[J]

Hmm... White Ninja makes a dick joke? It seems Cracked does have it's influence. Will the next episode be "5 things White Ninja likes to do" or "8 horribly wrong moments in White Ninja history (that were never published)"? We'll wait and see.

10/21/2008 4:45:33 AM

Green Peace

As some suggested, I actually browsed the whiteninja website and checked each hundredth white ninja.

They are not amusing.

10/20/2008 2:08:16 AM

whosthatguy

I registered just to voice my opinion about this... I have some theories for a while now;
1) cracked.com doesn't want to work in the weekend / or wants us to get the f**k away for one day of the week and do something with our lives on saturdays

2)White Ninja is a joke, a sociological experiment made by somebody who has the means and will to test people's tolerance levels

3) White ninja is actually very funny yet you have to have achieved a level of sophistication to understand it. In which case, I've never been so grateful to be a moron.

10/20/2008 2:06:16 AM

whosthatguy

Actually, now that I have looked at it again, there really only needed to be words on the 2nd...and maybe the fifth...in my opinion.

10/19/2008 8:24:19 PM

pantaloonsplat

Can't say I am big fan of WN, but this one might have been better without any wording on the last frame.

10/19/2008 8:22:02 PM

pantaloonsplat

"if funny comics are rarer than a transgendered unicorn maybe they just suck"

Here on Cracked, sure. On http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/ ? I'd say at least half to three quarters of the archives are funny and creative, with a very deadpan sort of delivery. The last couple months worth have just been the worst overall, and those posted here are even worse than those. Generally, most of it is still hysterical.

10/19/2008 4:16:52 PM

scythemantis

This comic speaks the truth! The creator of this comic is a dick.

10/19/2008 8:06:47 AM

darknessdragon

People that find white ninja funny probably have "fly crawling up a wall" box sets, seasons 1-12 and routinely enjoy them

10/19/2008 4:56:52 AM

bebophile

its funny to read the comments to WN and how it can make so many people angry enough to post their outrage.

so then... is WN funny since WN comments are funny?

10/19/2008 4:40:46 AM

seraphtcme

Well at least there's an attempted joke in this one.

And no, Sanjuro, that's stupid; no one's going to post a whole comic series of nothing but non sequiturs and brainlessness as a joke. And if they did then that doesn't mean we "non-elitists" don't get it: there's nothing to get. Or, we got it, but when we got IT, we realized we didn't want IT. Either way, WN should really take a bow out. Cracked: cut your losses. No matter what the intention is, it's just not funny.

But Dustin Glick's stuff is good, or at least better.

10/19/2008 1:19:54 AM

Jonathan_Goss

This was the best they've put on here so far... not really funny, but compared to the other WN's they've had on here..

10/19/2008 12:34:16 AM

LastMan

How is this a dick joke? He dons a pair of pantaloons. Duh?

10/18/2008 10:42:30 PM

troxbirds

You guys realize that White Ninja is posted as a joke? Just like Peewee's Playhouse on Adult Swim was one big joke.

10/18/2008 9:45:25 PM

Sanjuro

That was a good one. White Ninja has the 'tude and the cojones to win it!

10/18/2008 8:26:47 PM

mrpopenfresh

I'd still prefer an actually funny comic strip...
this one has to be one of the lamer ones on the internet.

10/18/2008 7:26:14 PM

chillage