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White Ninja Plays it Safe (Only on Cracked)

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Every Saturday we publish an all-new White Ninja Comic on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.


Check out White Ninjas from Saturdays past wherein White Ninja Played it Safe and White Ninja Saved a Life or Saturday's even before that whence we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what he learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.




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It's funny because a ninja playing baseball would wear two cups. Do your research people.

Posted on 11/8/2008 10:54:53 AM

hahaha that was so funny you made my hour

Posted on 10/31/2008 3:14:49 PM

I'm beginning to think seraphtcme is dead on, on this....

Posted on 10/21/2008 7:23:49 PM

whosthatguy has spoken. Hallelujah!

Posted on 10/21/2008 12:38:02 PM

Hmm... White Ninja makes a dick joke? It seems Cracked does have it's influence. Will the next episode be "5 things White Ninja likes to do" or "8 horribly wrong moments in White Ninja history (that were never published)"? We'll wait and see.

Posted on 10/21/2008 4:45:33 AM

As some suggested, I actually browsed the whiteninja website and checked each hundredth white ninja.

They are not amusing.

Posted on 10/20/2008 2:08:16 AM

I registered just to voice my opinion about this... I have some theories for a while now;
1) cracked.com doesn't want to work in the weekend / or wants us to get the f**k away for one day of the week and do something with our lives on saturdays

2)White Ninja is a joke, a sociological experiment made by somebody who has the means and will to test people's tolerance levels

3) White ninja is actually very funny yet you have to have achieved a level of sophistication to understand it. In which case, I've never been so grateful to be a moron.

Posted on 10/20/2008 2:06:16 AM

Actually, now that I have looked at it again, there really only needed to be words on the 2nd...and maybe the fifth...in my opinion.

Posted on 10/19/2008 8:24:19 PM

Can't say I am big fan of WN, but this one might have been better without any wording on the last frame.

Posted on 10/19/2008 8:22:02 PM

"if funny comics are rarer than a transgendered unicorn maybe they just suck"

Here on Cracked, sure. On http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/ ? I'd say at least half to three quarters of the archives are funny and creative, with a very deadpan sort of delivery. The last couple months worth have just been the worst overall, and those posted here are even worse than those. Generally, most of it is still hysterical.

Posted on 10/19/2008 4:16:52 PM

This comic speaks the truth! The creator of this comic is a dick.

Posted on 10/19/2008 8:06:47 AM

People that find white ninja funny probably have "fly crawling up a wall" box sets, seasons 1-12 and routinely enjoy them

Posted on 10/19/2008 4:56:52 AM

its funny to read the comments to WN and how it can make so many people angry enough to post their outrage.

so then... is WN funny since WN comments are funny?

Posted on 10/19/2008 4:40:46 AM

Well at least there's an attempted joke in this one.

And no, Sanjuro, that's stupid; no one's going to post a whole comic series of nothing but non sequiturs and brainlessness as a joke. And if they did then that doesn't mean we "non-elitists" don't get it: there's nothing to get. Or, we got it, but when we got IT, we realized we didn't want IT. Either way, WN should really take a bow out. Cracked: cut your losses. No matter what the intention is, it's just not funny.

But Dustin Glick's stuff is good, or at least better.

Posted on 10/19/2008 1:19:54 AM

This was the best they've put on here so far... not really funny, but compared to the other WN's they've had on here..

Posted on 10/19/2008 12:34:16 AM

How is this a dick joke? He dons a pair of pantaloons. Duh?

Posted on 10/18/2008 10:42:30 PM

You guys realize that White Ninja is posted as a joke? Just like Peewee's Playhouse on Adult Swim was one big joke.

Posted on 10/18/2008 9:45:25 PM

That was a good one. White Ninja has the 'tude and the cojones to win it!

Posted on 10/18/2008 8:26:47 PM

I'd still prefer an actually funny comic strip...
this one has to be one of the lamer ones on the internet.

Posted on 10/18/2008 7:26:14 PM

to aceinthehole:
where, oh where, is the surrealism in this piece? there is nothing remotely surreal about it. it's a lame and improbable dick joke. improbable does not=surreal, not in the least. so your elitist attitude has no place here. it's simply not that funny.

Posted on 10/18/2008 7:25:27 PM

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