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White Ninja Gets Rabies

By Kent Earle, Scott Bevan November 8, 2008 52,960 views
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Every Saturday we publish an all-new White Ninja Comic on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.


Check out White Ninjas from Saturdays past wherein White Ninja Played it Safe and White Ninja Saved a Life or Saturday's even before that whence we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what he learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.



Time to put on my merciless critic hat on and bash this mother. This isn't funny, it's totally wasted 15 seconds of my time which could have been better spent pensively chewing on soft-toys and glass. HARGHARGH.

11/15/2008 10:30:44 PM
nerv

This episode deserves posting every week. Hmmm.

11/15/2008 6:43:33 AM
onion3000

You guys just lack the insight to fill in the blanks.

11/15/2008 12:08:08 AM
qazwsxedc

thats a good point.. but go one step further and imagine that you yourself have a great private joke with friends and then you try telling it to someone else.. you do all the actions and skip all the build up and other contextual stuff and just say the bits that are funniest to you.. its still funny but the person youre telling it to doesnt get. they still laugh cos your enthusiasm for the moment is innocent and non pretentious... i'm sure we've all been there..

11/12/2008 4:07:13 AM
jimbo76

no wait. i finally get it. it's like an inside joke...that the comic neglected to let anyone in on.

if it were in any way even remotely funny, you'd just read it and move on. instead, you spend 5 or 10 minutes trying to tease out meaning where there is none. the joke... is on you.
this buttnut is the only one laughing.

regardless, still gay

11/11/2008 6:26:58 PM
dVs

or Wikipedia!

11/11/2008 9:33:24 AM
BWraithly

HA HA white ninja is great. all you guys are idiots. its Non sequitur humour. if you dont know what that is and why its funny maybe you should read garfield instead.

11/11/2008 4:11:55 AM
jimbo76

Unfortunately, if your magic 8-ball said that white ninja was going to be funny, then your magic 8-ball is retarded, broken, or a liar.

11/10/2008 8:59:28 PM
CapnCaveman

Any comic that has to label "raccoon hat" and "rabies" can't be funny.

11/10/2008 4:47:02 PM
Ikin

You might as well ask your magic 8-ball (8-balls being the most probable cause of this comic) whether or not this will be funny week to week.

11/10/2008 12:56:17 PM
Jack-O

"White ninja has a very strange sense of humor that nobody can get except from schizos and persons with mental disorders."? Pssh, I liked White Ninja even when I was still on my medication.

11/10/2008 8:41:51 AM
veaudaux

Go cry emo kid.

11/10/2008 8:34:14 AM
sounnikoura

I have been avoiding comments on this for some time, but now I can hold back no more. What the hell is this? How can such a good site commit the atrocity of posting this comic. Im going to go cry now...

11/10/2008 7:57:31 AM
hennessy

...I get White Ninja. I think it's cute.

11/10/2008 6:52:05 AM
Namorgasm

This comic and HBN both suck. Bring back Lex.

11/10/2008 5:40:35 AM
Jax

THIS COMIC SUCKS.
LOSE THIS, KEEP HBN.

11/10/2008 5:04:20 AM
Cmac1528

I like how DogHat pointed out the fingers thing but decided not to mention that by the forth frame WN has developed flippers.

11/10/2008 1:59:58 AM
ExtractOfCactus

I actually found that quite charming. I don't know what you all are buggin' about.

11/9/2008 11:13:38 PM
homage

Every time they post a new WN, I click it to see if it's actually funny this time. Still hasn't broken the pattern, though. At least it's consistant...

11/9/2008 8:06:48 PM
SickBoy

2nd frame: he has 5 fingers on his left hand, and 4 on his right..

O_O

11/9/2008 1:06:32 PM
DogHat
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