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White Ninja Gets Rabies

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Every Saturday we publish an all-new White Ninja Comic on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.


Check out White Ninjas from Saturdays past wherein White Ninja Played it Safe and White Ninja Saved a Life or Saturday's even before that whence we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what he learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.




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Time to put on my merciless critic hat on and bash this mother. This isn't funny, it's totally wasted 15 seconds of my time which could have been better spent pensively chewing on soft-toys and glass. HARGHARGH.

Posted on 11/15/2008 10:30:44 PM

This episode deserves posting every week. Hmmm.

Posted on 11/15/2008 6:43:33 AM

You guys just lack the insight to fill in the blanks.

Posted on 11/15/2008 12:08:08 AM

thats a good point.. but go one step further and imagine that you yourself have a great private joke with friends and then you try telling it to someone else.. you do all the actions and skip all the build up and other contextual stuff and just say the bits that are funniest to you.. its still funny but the person youre telling it to doesnt get. they still laugh cos your enthusiasm for the moment is innocent and non pretentious... i'm sure we've all been there..

Posted on 11/12/2008 4:07:13 AM

no wait. i finally get it. it's like an inside joke...that the comic neglected to let anyone in on.

if it were in any way even remotely funny, you'd just read it and move on. instead, you spend 5 or 10 minutes trying to tease out meaning where there is none. the joke... is on you.
this buttnut is the only one laughing.

regardless, still gay

Posted on 11/11/2008 6:26:58 PM

or Wikipedia!

Posted on 11/11/2008 9:33:24 AM

HA HA white ninja is great. all you guys are idiots. its Non sequitur humour. if you dont know what that is and why its funny maybe you should read garfield instead.

Posted on 11/11/2008 4:11:55 AM

Unfortunately, if your magic 8-ball said that white ninja was going to be funny, then your magic 8-ball is retarded, broken, or a liar.

Posted on 11/10/2008 8:59:28 PM

Any comic that has to label "raccoon hat" and "rabies" can't be funny.

Posted on 11/10/2008 4:47:02 PM

You might as well ask your magic 8-ball (8-balls being the most probable cause of this comic) whether or not this will be funny week to week.

Posted on 11/10/2008 12:56:17 PM

"White ninja has a very strange sense of humor that nobody can get except from schizos and persons with mental disorders."? Pssh, I liked White Ninja even when I was still on my medication.

Posted on 11/10/2008 8:41:51 AM

Go cry emo kid.

Posted on 11/10/2008 8:34:14 AM

I have been avoiding comments on this for some time, but now I can hold back no more. What the hell is this? How can such a good site commit the atrocity of posting this comic. Im going to go cry now...

Posted on 11/10/2008 7:57:31 AM

...I get White Ninja. I think it's cute.

Posted on 11/10/2008 6:52:05 AM

This comic and HBN both suck. Bring back Lex.

Posted on 11/10/2008 5:40:35 AM

THIS COMIC SUCKS.
LOSE THIS, KEEP HBN.

Posted on 11/10/2008 5:04:20 AM

I like how DogHat pointed out the fingers thing but decided not to mention that by the forth frame WN has developed flippers.

Posted on 11/10/2008 1:59:58 AM

I actually found that quite charming. I don't know what you all are buggin' about.

Posted on 11/9/2008 11:13:38 PM

Every time they post a new WN, I click it to see if it's actually funny this time. Still hasn't broken the pattern, though. At least it's consistant...

Posted on 11/9/2008 8:06:48 PM

2nd frame: he has 5 fingers on his left hand, and 4 on his right..

O_O

Posted on 11/9/2008 1:06:32 PM

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