White Ninja Gets Rabies
Every Saturday we publish an all-new White Ninja Comic on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.

Check out White Ninjas from Saturdays past wherein White Ninja Played it Safe and White Ninja Saved a Life or Saturday's even before that whence we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what he learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.









Explaining rationally why some people might find the comic funny, rather calling it "non sequitur" and claiming that people who think it's bad "don't get it"? Too mainstream.
ReplyDepends on whether you find non-sequiturs funny or not.
ReplyI'm getting tired of all these people who endlessly flame everything they don't understand. If you don't get the joke or if you don't like WN, then why the hell are you reading these?
Replythis comic has made me physically ill.
ReplyWow, this is just awful. Not only is the 'joke' (and I use the term in the loosest possible sense) not even a little bit funny, but the comic itself is *very* poorly drawn. I know toddlers who're capable of producing more entertaining drawings. Please, Cracked, do your readers a favor and never bring this rubbish to the top of the heap again. Seriously.
ReplyXKCD - Funny as hell, a bunch of stick figures. (Albiet, very well drawn stick figures)
Time to put on my merciless critic hat on and bash this mother. This isn't funny, it's totally wasted 15 seconds of my time which could have been better spent pensively chewing on soft-toys and glass. HARGHARGH.
ReplyThis episode deserves posting every week. Hmmm.
ReplyYou guys just lack the insight to fill in the blanks.
ReplyNo insight is needed, this is just painfully simple. (And by simple, I mean stupid.) The only 'blank' here that needs filling in is the one thats resting between the 'artists' ears.
whoa.
thats a good point.. but go one step further and imagine that you yourself have a great private joke with friends and then you try telling it to someone else.. you do all the actions and skip all the build up and other contextual stuff and just say the bits that are funniest to you.. its still funny but the person youre telling it to doesnt get. they still laugh cos your enthusiasm for the moment is innocent and non pretentious... i'm sure we've all been there..
Replyno wait. i finally get it. it's like an inside joke...that the comic neglected to let anyone in on.
Replyif it were in any way even remotely funny, you'd just read it and move on. instead, you spend 5 or 10 minutes trying to tease out meaning where there is none. the joke... is on you.
this buttnut is the only one laughing.
regardless, still gay
or Wikipedia!
ReplyHA HA white ninja is great. all you guys are idiots. its Non sequitur humour. if you dont know what that is and why its funny maybe you should read garfield instead.
ReplyUnfortunately, if your magic 8-ball said that white ninja was going to be funny, then your magic 8-ball is retarded, broken, or a liar.
ReplyPerhaps a potent combination of all 3
Any comic that has to label "raccoon hat" and "rabies" can't be funny.
ReplyYou might as well ask your magic 8-ball (8-balls being the most probable cause of this comic) whether or not this will be funny week to week.
Reply"White ninja has a very strange sense of humor that nobody can get except from schizos and persons with mental disorders."? Pssh, I liked White Ninja even when I was still on my medication.
ReplyGo cry emo kid.
ReplyI have been avoiding comments on this for some time, but now I can hold back no more. What the hell is this? How can such a good site commit the atrocity of posting this comic. Im going to go cry now...
Reply...I get White Ninja. I think it's cute.
ReplyThis comic and HBN both suck. Bring back Lex.
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