White Ninja Prepares for the End

Thanks to all of you detractors, we now only get to see 3 white ninjas a week. If you seriously think the comics sucks, you should have a doctor examine your funny bone.

12/1/2008 11:59:07 PM

Arphy

I have been reading white ninja for years. I think it's very funny. however, it was never as funny as it was the moment it got on cracked.com and started making all the internet people so MAD (grrrr!). It looked so much fun that I had to start an account so I could join the ruckus. carry on!

11/25/2008 10:54:46 AM

karatejim

I am announcing that I am starting my own comic strip. It will have an overly simplified drawing style and humor so edgy and witty that it will seem non-existent to the average joe.

It will garner hordes of readers who will defend it simply because even they don't get it and the thought of figuring out that they are not genuises like they thought scares them.

I will make millions after I garner internet acclaim. Book deal and the eventual movie deal will follow.

11/25/2008 8:56:03 AM

asianpork

Keep posting, keep posting! Your marvelous hate will keep this weekly gem alive!

11/24/2008 11:38:30 AM

Spuderik

Damn, I was excited for a moment as I thought it'd be the end of white ninja comics.

Sigh.

11/24/2008 6:47:37 AM

dannyjbixby

The humor is an existentialist entity here. A proverbial metaphor for the lack of humor in nature...so much so that the audience is goaded into creating the metaphysical lizard out of the ashes of entropic tragedy. Purely figurative of course.

see. That strip was as funny as that nonsense above.

11/24/2008 6:41:39 AM

asianpork

jogiff - Thanks for pointing that out. I actually did miss the hypocrisy in that comment
frob - Nice work! You managed to insult and agree with most of the commenters at the same time. Keep it up.

11/24/2008 1:01:12 AM

Umup0

I hate the white ninja comment-whiners as much as anyone, but this particular strip? Not even trying. I fear the hordes of dumbasses are right this week.

11/23/2008 11:17:43 PM

Frob

I think that this should be the end, and the "sorry" is actually the writer apologizing for profitting from this.

11/23/2008 9:37:25 PM

Shancey

I think that the people posting hate in the comments are really clever.

I especially liked splainintodo's comment that wasn't chock full of hypocrisy.

11/23/2008 8:41:43 PM

jogiff

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm.....

I was kind of expecting a punch line.

11/23/2008 3:00:34 PM

Tartra

There was a homeless guy dressed in rags (literally, he'd tied up a bunch of rags, duct taped cardboard around his feet and had a shoelace tied around his head) who was walking down the street with a grocery cart and a sign that said the world was ending on Monday and that we had to give up all of our worldly goods before the end and was willing to take them "off our hands for us". That's what this reminded me of.

11/23/2008 12:35:42 PM

Caden

Chillage:

That comment was soaked with sarcasm, fyi.

11/23/2008 12:12:55 PM

Procrastibator

GoOutside:

Why are you getting bent out of shape about a comments section, of all things? What were you expecting down here, finished work from professional humorists? No one cares if you like the feature or not. But some of us like to rag on White Ninja, why should you care? Nobody's forcing you to read the comments section. If you like White Ninja, that's fine, read it, laugh like a moron then go off like Christopher McCandless Into the Wild instead of getting all steamed up and wasting your outdoor time devising carefully written missives designed to crush us once and for all.

11/23/2008 11:37:07 AM

splainintodo

this one is almost as good as "white ninja makes readers weep while he takes a s**t on the word 'comedy'". that one was my total fave.

11/23/2008 7:14:00 AM

Whitepeople

My theory is that they keep posting this s**t of a comic up just so the colourful comments flow - far more entertaining than this WN bulltwang. I do, I seriously do. My theory. That's what it is. We're all writing the humour. I called it first.

11/23/2008 4:52:41 AM

Nazarite

ROTFL! Once again White Ninja comes through! We LOVE the White Ninja!

http://www.privacy.de.tc

11/23/2008 4:37:42 AM

JimMcDosh

I don't read comments usually, but I always make sure I catch the WN ones. It's good to find a broad consensus to reassure me that I am not alone.

Also, lol_alf's comment was the best thing I've seen on the internet today.

11/23/2008 4:14:59 AM

Swaimfan

Shut this s**t down. It's so horrible.

11/23/2008 3:18:04 AM

nimitzhunter

Titninja sumed this up perfectly, using a cliche that is this case in correct and precise.

Fail.

11/23/2008 2:47:50 AM

Syn