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The 40 Most Inappropriate Children's Book Covers

By CRACKED Readers February 15, 2008 473,207 views
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WARNING: We at CRACKED.com want to sincerly apologize for these next entries. When we proposed this theme for the photoshop contest we had no idea it would get this badly out of hand. If you have any kind of human sensitivy left in your soul, you probably just want to skip down to the winning entry.

Again, we're sorry, and we just want to emphasize that we did not make any of these ourselves. You did, and we only display these prominently to serve as a warning to any sick individuals who may attempt to submit such entries to our contest in the future.


by what the!?



by Sadistic Midget



by scoots



by 8bithero



by 8bithero



by Dave Hitler



by I-Rod



by naosix


And the winner is...


by beavertoes


Congrats, beavertoes. You win money.

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You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

The most regrettable bumper stickers.

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Pop goes the hamster!
lololololololololol

5/27/2009 11:48:11 PM
ToastMeister

i'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts. this is defenatly one of the best articles on cracked.

11/14/2008 10:36:55 AM
checkminus

i couldn't keep myself from tearing up from laughter long enough to read this.i have to admit tho that the last few were definately the products of a few very disturbed minds.

10/28/2008 8:01:30 PM
candystriper

... wow. Between the sheer horror of the depths of depravity contained within this article and the fact that I laughed at a lot of it, I just lost what tenuous hold I had on my faith in humanity.

Wow.

9/28/2008 8:48:58 PM
du_Man

Oh, hey, I remember that! Put the hamster in the microwave, then the Ed dude goes crazy.

God, we're nerds.

6/1/2008 1:30:25 PM
SlashPrower

OMFG, am I the ONLY one to notice the sly nod to the game "Maniac Mansion" in that hamster book? If indeed I am, then I'm definitely a geek... lol

5/27/2008 4:56:56 PM
KevinCV

i agree with the poster below me

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