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6 Futuristic Products for the Biggest Asshole at a Party
An entire industry seems to have popped up to help you become That Guy.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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4 Apps That Will Soon Make Dating Creepy as Hell
In an isolated and mobile modern world, meeting people ain't easy, especially if you happen to be one creepy-ass individual.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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4 Gimmicks That Will Soon Make Flying More of a Living Hell
There are people who are working tirelessly to make air travel slightly more bearable. Unluckily, despite their good intentions, many of these efforts are distressingly misguided.
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- By Chris Radomile
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6 Gross Foods from a 50's Cookbook (That We Taste Tested)
No matter how badly your harvest potluck ends up, trust that it will be nowhere as bad as the following meals.
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- By Evan V. Symon
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5 Stupid Complaints We Always Have About Chris Nolan Movies
Is it Christopher Nolan's fault that nobody else is Christopher Nolan?
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- By David Christopher Bell
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6 BS Stories That Went Viral: The KKK Loves Black People
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- By David Christopher Bell
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3 Ways the Pumpkin Spice Craze Is Creepier Than You Think
It's time for someone to carve the lid off this once and for all. So sit back and allow us to take you down the festive-smelling rabbit hole
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- By David Christopher Bell
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3 Ways 'Dumb and Dumber To' Proves Nostalgia Is Dead
Allow me to force-feed you this bitter pill in three steps.
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- By Tom Reimann
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6 Stupid Internet Beauty Tips We Actually Tested
We went to the Internet, where lifehacks spawn and die, and bring you the six biggest stinkers out there.
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- By Evan V. Symon
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4 Signs the New 'Terminator' Movie Is Doomed
According to early indicators, this movie sounds so monumentally terrible that it will bury this dead horse of a franchise.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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5 Gimmicks That Will Soon Make Movie Theaters a Living Hell
Just as when televisions threatened the matinee back in the 1950s, on-demand streaming technology from places like Netflix and YouPorn are causing the powers who trade in overpriced popcorn to get a wee bit jumpy.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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4 Terrible Movies That Want to Be the Next 'Avengers'
The following attrocities are about to have their terrible cinematic universes expanded.
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- By Mark Hill
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9 Movie Posters Clearly Designed by People Who Have Given Up
Hollywood, please hire someone above the age of 12 to design your promotional photos. Thanks.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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6 BS Stories That Went Viral: Penis Drawn On $2,000,000 Car
Strap in everyone, because the bullshit merry-go-round has begun.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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Why Every Christian Movie Bombs in a Mostly Christian Nation
Here's why you won't see a $200-million reboot of Bibleman any time soon.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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