David Christopher Bell

10 Regular Things We Should All Stop Mistaking For Aliens

Get ready to chill out about shadows, balloons, and more.

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By David Christopher Bell, Alex Schmidt

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February 24, 2020

5 Awesome Movie Sequels (You Had No Clue Existed)

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By David Christopher Bell

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February 22, 2018

6 Famous Directors Who Were Deranged Creeps On Set

A movie set is still a workplace environment.

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By David Christopher Bell

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February 09, 2018

Cracked Movie Club: Uncle Buck

John Hughes month concludes on Cracked Movie Club!

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By Tom Reimann, David Christopher Bell, Jamie Loftus

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November 30, 2017

Hey Everybody, Jurassic World Sucked (And Here's Why)

We're now entering the mandatory hype period for the 'Jurassic World' sequel.

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By David Christopher Bell

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November 29, 2017

Why Marvel's Movies Keep Getting Better

So everybody, 'Thor: Ragnarok' was awesome. Article's over, go home.

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By David Christopher Bell

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November 24, 2017

5 Ways Disney Can't Stop Screwing Up Star Wars

Star Wars. You love it! You think it's great. But what if Star Wars stopped being great? That would be bad, right?

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By David Christopher Bell

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November 20, 2017

Why It's Okay The Terminator Movies Are So, So Bad

After more than two decades since the classic original duology, the 'Terminator' series is back.

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By David Christopher Bell

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November 15, 2017

The Reason Harvey Weinstein Is Just The Beginning

Why did this suddenly become the month we exposed an industry so fraught with scandal that Variety now reads like a newspaper crime section?

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By David Christopher Bell

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November 01, 2017

6 Magically Stupid Scenes Scary Movies Never Show You

Being a horror monster is a lot like being a small town cop: there's lots of down time mixed with brief moments of intense violence. Also, both occupations disproportionately target minorities.

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By David Christopher Bell

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October 29, 2017

6 Hilarious Secret Rules All Horror Movies Obey

There are a tons of other weird details that are seemingly mandatory for every horror flick.

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By David Christopher Bell

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October 27, 2017

15 Myths & Urban Legends That Deserve Modern Horror Movies

Aside from a couple original standouts, horror movies seem to trot out the same 5 or 6 monsters/killers/haunted board games each year.

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By Alex Schmidt, David Christopher Bell, Brett Rader

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October 23, 2017

5 Ways To Make Pop Culture Nostalgia Not Totally Suck

Like swords and bear traps, nostalgia is all about how you wield it.

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By David Christopher Bell

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October 22, 2017

Cracked Movie Club: The Thing

The year was 1982, and John Carpenter was white hot.

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By David Huntsberger, Tom Reimann, David Christopher Bell

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October 19, 2017

Cracked Movie Club: Escape From New York

John Carpenter month begins on Cracked Movie Club!

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By David Christopher Bell, Tom Reimann

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October 05, 2017

6 Ways Movies Fool You Into Ignoring Bad Reviews

How does one polish a brawny turd in an age when resources like Rotten Tomatoes have made the average moviegoer hyper-aware of mediocrity? Glad you asked.

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By David Christopher Bell

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September 15, 2017

6 Crazy-Looking Movies You've Never Heard Of (Fall 2017)

Matt Damon might be the first person since Rick Moranis to make an awesome movie about shrinking people.

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By David Christopher Bell

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September 14, 2017

Dear 'Free Speech' Activists, You're Not Helping

The internet has spoiled us into believing that everyone is entitled to a platform.

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By David Christopher Bell

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August 30, 2017

6 Once-Popular Movies Genres Hollywood Doesn't Make Anymore

Screw another superhero movie, when are we going to get the next 'Gosford Park'?

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By David Christopher Bell

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August 16, 2017

5 Ways The Modern World Makes Mass Murder Easier

The FBI's report about the rise of spree shootings is directly adjacent to the rise in the web's popularity. That can't be a coincidence.

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By David Christopher Bell

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August 09, 2017