
David Christopher Bell
Editor. Researcher. I'm pretty good at watching movies.
I've done stuff over at Film School Rejects.
http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/author/DC-Bell
Twitter.
http://twitter.com/#!/MovieHooligan
E-Mail.
david.bell@cracked.com
Horror Movies Are Getting Deep (And That's A Good Thing)
This should go without saying, but SPOILERS incoming.
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4 Ways To Make Sure Your Protest Really Makes A Difference
Grab a beer, you pitchfork-shining renegade.
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Cracked's 2017 Fake Oscar Awards
Who can forget the classic Oscars showdown between 'The Artist' and, uh, 'Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close'?
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8 WTF New Movies No One Is Talking About (February 2017)
It's time to dive into the choppy waters of indie cinema in search of bizarre treasure.
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7 Special Effects You Assumed Were CGI
We're thankful for the filmmakers that'll say 'screw it' and trade the strict CGI for insane physical, real-world effects.
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Memes You Probably Helped Spread Are Secretly Propaganda
The broad concept of meds have evolved. Only not in the fun 'monkey to brain other monkey with a femur' kind of way.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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An Insanely Depressing Day In The Life Of Donald Trump
Prepare for the seriously researched, definitive schedule of Donald Jamillah Trump that is in no way designed to antagonize him or his supporters.
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6 Movie Stories Only Made Possible By Massive Incompetence
Some of your favorite movies are made possible by secret incompetence.
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Why The 'A Dog's Purpose' Video Is Just The Beginning
This story about an immortal dog voiced by Josh Gad won't be a box office powder keg after all.
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6 Honest Assessments About The Chance Of World War 3
Is Trump going to start World War III?
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5 Reasons Fake News Killed Facts In 2016
How did we get caught up in this sewage of fake news?
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7 Awesome New Movies Nobody Told You About: December 2016
As the year ends, it's time to get pumped for 2017's offering of ridiculous flicks.
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5 Signs Donald Trump Is Going To Hate The Next Four Years
The Donald isn't done having rude awakenings.
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3 Huge Mysteries Westworld Isn't Able To Answer
Should go without saying, but SPOILERS.
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5 Ways Modern Movie Directing Has Changed (For The Worse)
At the rate we're going, there won't be another director like Spielberg in our lifetime. That is, unless we Sarah Connor the heck out of the following terrible realities.
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6 Classic Movies That Cheated To Make Characters Look Smart
Some of the cleverest cinematic masterminds ever are complete dullards.
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The 6 F**king Stupidest Reasons Why People Don't Vote
While it's everyone's God-given right to not vote, considering what's at stake this year, never has a more wrong-headed act existed.
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5 Lessons The 2016 Election Teaches Us About Sexual Assault
Trump may have started the conversation, but keep in mind that he doesn't actually own this scum pond. He's just one more turd leeching on a system designed to favor the powerful and grabby.
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A Quick Guide To The Hilarious Language Of The Alt-Right
This guide will give you the power of not caring at all about the insults that will be bandied about in the comment section of this very article.
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6 Horror Movie Bad Guys (Who Have Really Obvious Weaknesses)
Some of the most famous and scary cinematic villains can be immediately dismantled if you consider the nuts and bolts.
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