Underrated Lines You Ought To Know

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Sometimes movie and TV writing is so great that it wins awards. But a lot of times, absolutely brilliant lines go by completely unnoticed. We asked our readers to rectify that by showing us the best things movie and TV characters ever said.

The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

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Entry by Dr.Maybe

CRACKED I'm COM not great at the advice. Can 0 interest you in a sarcastic comment? -Chandler Bing, Friends

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The real world is not about happy endings. It's about taking the life you have, and fighting like hell to keep it. - Jerri Hogarth, Jessica Jones

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PHIL WI'M A GOD, I'M NOT THE GOD... DON'T THINK. Phil, GROUNDHOG DAY CRAGN

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I will come down on this hospital like the hammer of Thor. The thunder of my vengeance will echo through these corridors like the gust of a thousand

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

Life is just like that, sometimes... You're hoping for a unicorn... ...and you get a goat. DESPICABLE ME3 -Gru, (2017) CRACKED.COM

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Entry by The_MoHan

They make it look SO easy, connecting with another human being. It's like no one told them it's the hardest thing in the world. -Dexter Morgan DEXTER

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Entry by PookieJones

to The best way convince people not lying to you're them, is to tell them you are - Shawn Spencer, Psych

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Entry by PookieJones

CRACKEDcO for responsible I'm happiness? own I my can't even be responsible for my own breakfast. - BoJack Horseman

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Entry by kiwijesus

We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all. -ANDREW CLARK, THE BREAKFAST CLUB CRAGKEDCON

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Entry by kiwijesus

GRACKEDCON SOME DAYS, YOU JUST CAN'T GET RID OF A BOMB! - BATMAN, BATMAN: THE MOVIE

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. -Green Goblin, Spider-Man (2002).

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Entry by Kalli

Just know that every man I kill, the farther away from home I feel. -Captain Miller Saving Private Ryan

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Entry by JarOCats

THE MART CROWLEY'S BOYS IN BAND THE A WILLIAM FRIEDKIN FILM Well, there's one thing to be said for masturbation: You certainly don't have to look you

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CRACKED.COM Always be yourself! You want to be sad, honey? Be sad; we'll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we'll still be

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Entry by Hildifons

Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and

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Entry by Omar Fahmy

YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW THE RULES BEFORE YOU CAN BREAK THEM. OTHERWISE, IT'S NO FUN. -SONNY CROCKETT. MIAM VCE CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Dared00

GRACKED I discovered at a very early age that if talked long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God, or truth is relative. A

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Entry by Buttersnix

CRACKED.COM Pete, it's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart. -Ulysses Everett McGill O Brother, Where Art Thou?

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CRACKED COM Create enough hunger, and everyone becomes a criminal. - Ducard, from Batman Begins

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WE'RE ALL STORIES IN THE END. -The Doctor, Doctor Who POLICE PUBLIC Or B CALL 8 BAL

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Entry by gigi

CRACKEDCON It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does? Gaff, BLADE RUNNER

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Entry by kiwijesus

Just because you got 30 bodies buried in your crawlspace don't mean you can't have a really terrific rec room AND be a respectable businessman. -Joh

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Entry by Hildifons

WHAT I DO IS NOT UP TO YOU. -DIANA CRACKED COM

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Entry by fuzzydan

CRACKEDCON What happened to the American dream? It came true. You're lookin' at it. -The Comedian, Watchmen

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CRACKEDCON Confronted with their true selves, most men run away screaming! Engywook, The NeverEnding Stoy

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKED.COM Gentlemeny you can't fight in here. This is the War Room! - President Merkin Muffley Dr Strangelove [1964)

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Entry by Kataleps

CRACKEDo COM YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? YOU'RE A BEARD WITH AN IDIOT HANGING OFF IT. BERNARD BLACK, BLACK BOOKS

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Entry by Vincent Pall

CRACKED CON COM If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a gameshow Mothey host. Veronica Sawyer

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Entry by willowishhh

CRACKED.COM Jon Snow in GoT: Everything before the word but is horseshit.

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I WISH THERE WAS AWAY TO KNOWYOU'RE IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS BEFORE YOU'VE ACTUALLY LEFT THEM. -Andy Bernard, The Office CRACKED COM