Jason Iannone
Dirty, filthy word whore for Cracked, Grunge, SVG, and anyone else with nothing better to do with their money than give it to me.
5 Classic Songs Everyone Forgets Had Insane Music Videos
These songs were great, but how did their insane videos elude the pop culture history books?
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5 Adults Who Just Brutally Destroyed The Dreams Of Children
For the kids on this list, childhood came to an abrupt end when the following shitheel grown-ups just destroyed it entirely.
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5 Adorable Animals Who Are the Biggest Assholes on Earth
Turns out, dead-eyed, unfeeling psychopaths who only come alive when causing pain and sadness are as welcome in nature as trees, leaves, and water.
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5 Alternate Game Endings That They Should Have Ran With
The writers behind the confusing and disjointed skull-fractured fairy tales currently passed off as 'storylines' really should have embraced the following when they had the chance.
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7 Surprising Realities of Wrestling You Won't See on TV
To understand the wrestling industry, you need a guy who's terrible at actual wrestling, looks fetching in stripes, and isn't above eating cupcakes for dinner. I think I know someone like that.
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5 Disturbing Messages That Always Show Up in Love Songs
Despite our endless harmonious yammering, we still write song after song from messed-up viewpoints that make it clear we actually have no clue what love is.
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4 Packages Delivered to the Best Possible Wrong Address
The next time you get your neighbor's phone bill by mistake, be glad it was just that and not something like these.
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5 Kids' TV Shows That Would Have Caused the Apocalypse
The stars of toddler TV might one day cause history's largest body count.
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5 Ways Things Change When Accused of a School Shooting Plot
While many kids look back at high school with fond memories of the prom or getting piss drunk on cheap hooch, my strongest memory was getting randomly accused of plotting the mass murder of my entire school.
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5 Horrific Things You See Collecting Dead People as a Job
The average body transporter quits pretty quickly. Here's why.
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- By Jason Iannone, Kevin Courtney
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5 Gadgets That Make Simple Foods Way Harder to Prepare
Even the simplest of foods can become needlessly complicated.
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The 5 Most Wasted Opportunities in Video Game History
Why aren't any game developers throwing wads of cash at us yet?
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5 Old Holiday Games That Prove Your Grandparents Were Insane
Today's Christmas party games kinda suck. That's bring these back.
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The Worst Christmas Movie Ever (Viewed 12 Times in a Row)
Allowing for some imaginary commercial breaks where my brain hawked products I don't use, I sat in front of my screen for 24 hours, because that couldn't possibly be a terrible idea.
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6 Weird Realities of My Life With an Awful Superpower
Superpowers are awesome, but did you know they exist in real life? They're just not quite as comic book-worthy.
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- By Jason Iannone, Stephanie Erdman
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5 Things We're Begging to See Changed in Pro Wrestling
For a show that's planned ahead of time, the people in charge of planning it absolutely suck at their jobs.
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4 Children's Books That Will Unintentionally Scar Your Kids
The worst books are those that successfully spin the Wheel of Morality but then deliver their messages in the stupidest, most counterproductive manner possible.
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