Grand Moff Tarkin Is The King Of Sexy Star Wars Fan Art
If Princess Leia were to hand out medals to the sexiest Star Wars characters, the nominees would mostly be the usual suspects: herself, Poe, Rey, Han Solo, Porg #3. But don't dismiss the dark (side) horse, because to weirdos who post drawings on the internet, the avuncular Grand Moff Tarkin makes Slave Leia look like that guy in the cantina with a butt for a mouth.
LucasfilmThere's a 25,000-word fanfic just on the erotic adventures of that finger.
For one reason or another, the internet is drowning in erotic artwork based on Tarkin's smoldering, skull-faced sexuality. Here's one wherein he's seducing Princess Leia, presumably to keep her in a good mood when he turns around and blows up her planet.
Viaru Tarkin"Hmm, on the one hand, he killed my people ... on the other hand, those cheekbones."
And then there's Rogue One-era Tarkin, who spends as much time in the closet as in the Uncanny Valley, judging by fan art that insists he and Imperial weapons developer Orson Krennic desperately wanted to bone.
Here's Krennic doing his best to get Tarkin's attention -- and by "attention," we mean his dong:
willhuffnpuff/Tumblr"You can fire your X-Wing in my exhaust port any time."