Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Insane Realities When Your Video Goes Viral

Everyone has seen 'Too Many Cooks.' We wanted to know how such a bizarre piece of entertainment gets made, so we talked to its writer and director, Casper Kelly.


5 Things You Learn When A Facebook Friend Dies

You're going to die one day. It might be a lot sooner than you think, and, when it happens, your social media friends will have no idea how to deal with it.


Ballet Is Hell: 5 Nightmare Realities You'd Never Guess

If you delve too deeply into ballet, you'll find that it's a grueling contest even NFL linebackers couldn't endure.


So You're Fighting A Robot From The Future

We've all had to deal with murderous future-robots before.


14 Things Even An Idiot Like You Can Do To Save The World

Using an elaborate series of lies, I assembled a crack team of kind people and drilled them for information on how to make the world a better place.


How The Pope Can Avoid The Dangers Of Visiting Philly

Your Excellency, I guess I'll start this letter off the same way I started off the other 266 letters ...


5 Foreign Dishes We Desperately Need In Our Food Culture

These foreign dishes and delicacies need to be a woven into our global culture the way hamburgers are.


5 Problems In The Background Of Every Superhero Movie

If the whole world was super, nothing would be.


4 Secrets From The Guys Giving You Tattoos

We talked to Sam to get a behind-the-scenes look at other people's terrible decisions.


6 Bizarre Contraptions That Will Give You Animal Powers

Maybe someday we'll find a way to see like a shark without looking like an escaped mental patient.


7 Incredibly Biased Arguments Against Gun Control

Hi, and thanks for actually reading the text of this article, unlike the hundreds of gun owners already screaming in the comments.


5 Insane (Yet Satisfying) Ways Jilted Lovers Got Revenge

Sometimes taking sweet revenge is a work of true art.


6 Famous People With Shocking Criminal Backgrounds

It turns out some of our most beloved actors, singers, and reality TV stars actually started out as hardened criminals.


6 School Field Trips That Quickly Went Horribly Wrong

All these kids learned was that the universe is pointless horror, and knowledge itself is a sham drummed up by the greeting card companies.


5 Jobs You Think Are For Losers (That Pay Six Figures)

Why bother with all that education crap when you can skip school altogether and do some crap work for great pay?