Britni Patterson

Britni writes traditional mysteries and short stories when she's not occupied with Cracked articles.

Favorite food : Tacos. All Tacos. Put it in a tortilla and I'm happy.

Favorite Ice Cream: Chocolate Therapy by Ben & Jerry's

Favorite Authors: Dorothy Sayers, Terry Pratchett, Ilona Andrews, David & Leigh Eddings, Umberto Eco, Rex Stout, and Seanan McGuire.

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