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It's been a weird year. Why give an ordinary gift like a candle or some dumb sweater? You need to go hog wild this year and think outside the box, so we've gone ahead and rounded up some of the coolest off-the-cuff gift ideas for everyone on your list. Check them out:

The Draft Top: Easy Can Opener

MSRP: $24

Sale Price: $22 (11% off)

Know somebody with a wide mouth and extremely brittle fingernails? They'll love this specially designed can opener that takes the entire friggin' top off cans.

Rise CBD Ground Coffee

MSRP: $32

Sale Price: $23.99 (27% off)

CBD coffee, derd. Need we say anymore?

The Slanket(R) Blanket with Sleeves

MSRP: $34

Sale Price: $29.99 (14% off)

Not to be confused with "Smang It," the Slanket is a gift that will keep on giving throughout the long, dark, socially isolated winter.

Craft Beer Homebrewing Kit (Hefeweizen)

Sale Price: $45.95

This homebrew kit includes everything your favorite yeasty boy/girl/other needs to brew up their favorite beer. You know, as long as that beer is Hefeweizen.

CBD Bundle: Combo Gummy, 1,000mg Tincture, & 2 Pre-Rolls

MSRP: $59

Sale Price: $51 (14% off)

Make Christmas morning truly special with this bundle of premium CBD products. It even comes with a couple of hemp pre-rolls to get those chill Christmas morning vibes.

BAKBLADE 2.0 Plus DIY Back Hair Removal & Body Shaver

MSRP: $39

Sale Price: $15.99 (60% off)

We all know somebody impossibly hairy. Definitely judge your relationship with that person before giving them this genius tool for shaving their own back.

Splat 3N1 Flexible Tripod

MSRP: $24

Sale Price: $18.99 (24% off)

This tripod will make a great travel accessory someday, and in the meantime, it'll also help all your friends and family get their best angle on Zoom.

BLENDi Pro 18oz Portable Blender

MSRP: $90

Sale Price: $69.99 (22% off)

Blend up some delicious smoothies on the go with this portable blender! Well, you probably won't, but maybe a friend will.

Altec Lansing ALT-500 Turntable

MSRP: $150

Sale Price: $74.95 (50% off)

Get your friend with that inexplicably large vinyl collection something that actually plays vinyl! This high-tech turntable also functions as a Bluetooth speaker, so they won't be totally stuck in the '70s.

CARSULE Pop-Up Cabin for Your Car

MSRP: $379

Sale Price: $299.99 (20% off)

For the serial road-tripper on your list, this handy cabin hooks up easily to any car with an upswinging tailgate so they can enjoy the great outdoors without having to actually leave the car.

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