YOUR BODY IS CRAZY!
Sleep Jerk to Piss Shivers: 5 Body Mysteries Explained
Want to know what the black hairy tongue of yours is? It's disgusting. It's hideous, and we hate you for bringing it up. Please, read the article and close your mouth.
Notable Comment: Who? says "Woah. I've had tonsil stones for the past few months, and first time it happened my drug addled paranoid mind had me thinking it was cancer or heart disease of something. I went to the doc who told me it was 'food particles' but I didnt believer her, cos b)how could food look and smell that terrible and b)she was a woman. But now, I can put my mind at ease. Thanks Cracked!" This is a lesson for everybody. If you're experiencing any problems of any kind, consult Cracked immediately.
THEME PARKS ARE CRAZY!
The 9 Most Baffling Theme Parks From Around the World
There's a Dickens World and we can't have our own theme park? Really? Fucking Dickens World? Who do we need to bone to get our own park around here?
Notable Comment: Steveysteve says "I'm going to propose to my girlfriend. I'm going to give her the wedding of her dreams. And then, for the honeymoon, I'm going to take her to Bon Bon Land and watch a giant dog fart in her face." Man, Steveysteve gets it, you know? The man just gets it.
BOOKS ARE CRAZY!
5 Books That Can Actually Make You Stupider
But, really, if you're reading Cracked, you're not on your way to a Nobel Prize or anything anyway, so just go ahead and read the books on this list.
Notable Comment: Anon says "I was expecting to see Catch 22 on the list. All well." Now you listen here and you listen good, Anon: You take that back this god damn second or you'll never walk again. Catch-22 is a damn good book. A damn good book. In fact, you've inspired us to write an article of the "Top 11 Reasons We'd Rather Save a Used Copy of Catch-22 Than Anon In the Event of a Fire." Moving on.