anonym
the townsfolk watched in horror, and slight boredom, as slugzilla inched his way towards the skyscraper..
ckald
It was strange that the proof of God's existence came when he lost the paste from his toothbrush into downtown.
Fairview
With the hair on his neck prickling, John swiveled around in his chair and stared out the window in horror. Somehow, the Turd had found him.
buttcleaner
Little black building was pissed when he showed up with his half of the mustache grown and other building had completely forgot.
winkihed
The Asians have succeded in honoring bukkake, golden showers and Godzilla, all in one monument, magnificent!
Corpsy
After consuming 40 magic mushrooms and a few dozen fire flowers, Mario leveled the Koopa Corporation Headquarters in one fell swoop. Unfortunately, he failed to collect enough gold coins to secure a competent defense attorney.
Loorep
Tired of rumors about asians and small penis's, they decided to counter that rumor showing they have huge sperm...Golden sperm...ladies?
ThomasJay
Here we see the Yamashita building blowing out the candle on its very first birthday cake. Happy Birthday, Yamashita building!
lawdragon
The law offices of Tinkle & Cummings,LLC was the easiest to find, and so they always had the best profit margins.
Corpsy
After Judge Doom succeeded in constructing his freeway, the characters of Toon Town launched a retaliatory strike.
Nebulon
After experiments in modernism, post modernism and even neo-classical styles architects were looking for something new. For better or worse Spermism was born.
bcanders
After traditional methods failed to eliminate teen pregnancy, officials thought they'd try something more eye-catching.
lawdragon
He took a deep breath and steeled himself for his final step over the edge, opened his eyes and..."what the hell?"... He knew he could not kill himself next to that thing, then nobody would 'understand' his pain.
lawdragon
"You know, Dave, I didn't think you could fuck-up up a weather vein...but congraduations. Your fired."
Nebulon
Although at the time everyone thought it was great many years later the sculptor admitted that he was 'just taking the piss really'.
kshipley
Big Building: "Hahahahah...nice ornament douche" Little Building: "Yeah, laugh it up. It's always funny until it happens to you."
TonytheEE
Man on 17th floor: Okay, we set up the 7 story fake fireball, now get jerry over here and start screaming. This'll scare the sh*t outta him!!!
Corpsy
Some guy on the top floor stuffed the microwave full of yellow peeps and it just won't stop growing.
Nebulon
Although Cloverfield Two opened with a strong box office it was hard to escape the feeling that they were just phoning it in.
Xanadu
Had Moses known what other false idols we would eventually worship, he would have probably have let us keep the bloody cow.
Roland1232
4th floor: Pens, printers, office supplies Top floor: Shitty, pretentious, self-indulgent art
CaptainSpanky
The F&C Investment Bank's new toupee wasn't fooling any of the other buildings.
mrdeeds
The yellow dildo was worrying...but the sight of the rabbit contemplating suicide on top of the third building was damn right heart-breaking....
diddy0071
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the size of that FUCKING BIRD? Look what he did to our R & D Department?
IrishTerror
Ding-a-ling-a-ding-a-ling. GOLD SPERM MAN! IT'S THE GOLD SPERM MAN! What can I get for 75 cents?
monkey_marshal
After his death, King kong's sperm continued his love for climbing buildings
goodapollo
One here, two more soon. Golden fireballs, all three. Shang Tsung gets shit done.
dense_frog
"...and it's molded from real sperm, historians speculate that in order to accomplish such an ambitious feat, the Eqyptians must have had access to a primitive form of the internet."
Fairview
Though it wasn't featured in any travel brochures, the Snot Museum was still a popular attraction for tourists.
Fairview
Real estate tycoons were known to have big egos and none more so than W.D. Jacobs, whose motto, "I eat dirt and shit gold, son" became a recurring motif in much of his later work.
Wisteria
Tom the skyscraper would open all his blinds at once and flash the other buildings. The other buildings stopped thinking it was funny when Tom discovered masterbation.
cigjonser
Hershey had conquered Reese's empire and was already well into building its metropolis... Until the relentless peanut butter bombings began.
Xanadu
"Come down from the building Sir, I know it can't be easy being a fifty foot blob of golden sperm.. but you have friends and family that love you"
porsche
"Make a left at the gold sperm. No, sir, I assure you I'm not joking. Anyhow, it's the tall building with the shields on top."
luis1210
CRACKED Commenter: Jesus Cracked why are we supposed to make fun of one of the greates pieces of modern art to ever engrace a town. You're ignorance never ceases to amaze me. Jeez I only hope the great architecht behind this sculpture doesn't see thi
Benpott
Alot of tourist are shocked to realize the streets aren't the only things paved in gold
OlDirtyBen
The giant's Golden Goose, in addition to laying golden eggs, could also drop some crazy-big golden turds.
phreesh
Yes, the CEO of 'Golden Torch Inc', could fire the sculpture, but no amount of money could stop the sperm jokes.
mariam67
The people of San Francisco would never forget the day God hocked on their civic center.
J-BO
Due to a glitch in shipping, the nose for the planned "World's Largest Snowman" arrived 10 months too early, and the amount to cover the return shipping just wasnt in the budget...
dabeek
Ironically, the CEO had just refused a bid for asteroid insurance the day before.
PatRedway
The old Trojan Horse still works pretty well, as long as you choose to use a shape that your enemy will find friendly and engaging. For invading Japan, it didn't take long to figure this one out.
diddy0071
HOLY SHIT Mcgregor! Did you see the size of THAT FUCKING BIRD? Look what he did to the Research and Development department!
Corpsy
After a record year in new subscription sales, the CEO of Piss Drinkers Magazine decides to splurge on their corporate logo.
thenunchuk
This summer.... Nothing has prepared you......... for THIS shit.... *MUSTARD* a MICHEAL BAY film..
goodapollo
Historically, it was the greatest game of Breakout ever played, but a massive tragedy for all involved. The few survivors were on street level, but served as poor witnesses, as most preferred Tetris.
buttcleaner
Iron Man, distraught over poor box office ratings, took a massive golden dump on the first theater he flew over.
Roland1232
"The egg is in a meeting right now, Mr. Sperman. Do you have an appointment?" "Um, no." "Please wait here, sir."
Lazarus_Kreuz
The freeze frames from unreleased footage used in Loose Change 2 conclusively prove that it wasn't actually a plane...
darkutuscan
"And on the left, ladies and gentlemen, we hvae the world famous Cum Ling Pooh Business Plaza..."
BigPhillyMan
The gods watched and laughed as Zeus sent down something other than lightning bolts
callino
Trump looked away in shame as his latest project, in a fit of giggles, pooped a little.
thevelveturd
And it will happen as they say, Great Allah will strike down the infidels with a mere squirt of his urine. AAALLLEEELLALLEEEEELALELALELALALLEELLLA
Stretch
Sick of the pedestrian traffic and constant questions, GlobalCo builds a sign showing the direction to Blowjob Island
Cacker
Experts fear the most dangerous trait of the newest terrorist weapon is its ability to reproduce with giant golden terrorist vaginas
bobboringbaker
And so, Dogzilla, having taken left a radioactive mound of recycled kibble atop the building, retreated out of frame
DragonFlyJones
What do JJ Abrams career and this little black building have in common? CLOVERFIELD took a Shit on both of them!
Memyselfandeye
Wally, the giant golden sperm, found himself alone for the first time in the big city.
Kierkegaard
Behold the horror that awaits political spin doctors in hell! For they will spend eternity polishing...THIS!
big
For a city that appears to have a relatively modern rapid transit system their architecture really licks balls.
phreesh
Sure, he could have used a horse, but the evil mastermind delighted in the irony of a 'Trojan Sperm'
granfaloon
The world watched in horror as the two hundred foot tall R. Kelly monster unzipped.
cmv0116
Created after too many people jumping off the building, the golden turd never achieved the protection its creators had envisioned.
Nift
Once inside the fallopian tube, the sperm goes in for an interview so the egg can determine whether he is suitable for the job.
vonblaze
The energy problem has been solved by powering small vehicles with Dragon Ball Z characters.
Orin95
The power rangers through they had hidden their mega-zord well... but apparently not well enough.
PatRedway
Once it was found, it became hard to figure out how the worlds largest gold nugget could have remained unnoticed for so long.
callino
"3,999 ... 4,000! I'm done, all 4,000 cameras all on one van!" "Wow -- how'd you rig all the shutter buttons?" "How'd ... I ... OH SON OF A BITCH!!"
MullerDrooler
With a mighty yell Dhalsim finally took down M. Bison's evil corporate headquarters "Yoga Flame"
fauxsumo
Brother Zeke found a loophole in the Amish Handbook... "I can't ride INSIDE a car, huh?"
Diego530
"Armageddon 2: Canada in Peril" starring pauly shore and Jennifer Tilly... it's still better than meet the spartans
justcallmeblue
all japanese companies are crap. albeit golden crap. this monument was build to demonstrate that
jadis6
Looking out his office window, Robert realized that Superman had dropped yet another load,confirming Robert`s suspicion of jaundice.
animeman
Even after the defeat of the Cloverfield monster. People are still reminded of his presence.
Black_Label
King Midas' trip round the sewer had consequences for everyone when he discovered where King Kong lived.
Mr_K_Twig
Even Juan himself was amazed that he had convinced the city to buy his sculpture "the golden projectile poo".
evan
The city skyline pictured with the fruits of some pretentious, useless asshole's labor, right.
ohnjaynb
Have you ever had a really bad day? Like really really bad? like, god himself has decided, "lets just crap all over this sucker."
petejc003
As the giant slug tore through downtown Townsville, the Powerpuff girls were nowhere in sight.
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