Corpsy
The most entertaining part is when she laughs hard enough, milk squirts out their noses.
Corpsy
Me: "Well, at least the skull bra was an effective distraction from her penis..."
AngryRantingBob
You see this is what happens when the creators of He-Man take over the Girls-gone-wild franchise
bloodedrose
We replaced this cheerleaders breasts with skulls. Lets see if she notices.
Lewis
Life as the daughter of an over protective necromancer was full of its own unique challenges.
fishmonkeyfiend
Dude, you're exaggerating, she was kind of a bitch, but there's no way your ex had skul-- I'll get the phone book then...
lawdragon
The Shezilla proudly displays her victims to ward off anyone else who thinks she might want to "bone"
lawdragon
The number of men who flossed went up drastacally after the American Dental Association introduced their controversial mascot.
LardLad
Mindy is the only one she knows that has to take her shirt off at the dentist's.
abend954
Skull #1: Hey bud, this ain't so bad. Skull #2: Yeah, I thought death would be boring.
Roland1232
While humans search for missing children by putting their faces on milk-boxes, the undead manage to get better results.
ogberi
Her cunning plan worked. The police were too hypnotized by her apparel to remember that they were questioning her about her two missing 6 year old children...
jalex
Gloria always did like to show off what she called her "nippers", but to her dismay it never did quite catch on with the guys.
anonym
papier-mache skulls: $5 straw and flowers: $15 weed: $20 making a fool of yourself during the des moines nature day parade: worthless..
thevelveturd
Who would have thought that this week's craption theme "Skulls and Tits" could have been represented in a single picture?
brstilson
Samantha thought about bringing the headdress, but that would've looked ridiculous
am4fm2000
So that's why my high school girlfriend wouldn't let me get to second base....
tonipalooza
It's the new Victoria Secret "push 'em up or die tryin'" bra. In stores this Spring!
deadbirdfinder
I loved the sound of the chattering macracas. turns out shannon was just cold.
pointsman
"Alas! poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy" -- Hamlet, Act 4, Scene 1 Skull #1: I'm so full of infinite jest right now. Skull #2: Ditto.
Shmichael
In the future, artificial semen will be created and there will be no need for men.
lawdragon
"Oh Mom, she's soo great...we were wed exactly three days after we met, by her father the local witchdoctor!! I can't wait for you to see the wedding photos!!"
lawdragon
Oh, clever girl...reusing the floss from her boob oral hygene routine to hold up her skirt!
ivetta
Shiela had to rush to take her place on the Phillip Morris float as the parade got underway.
ivetta
Finally! A bra that's supportive AND poses political commentary on the war in Iraq.
gmha545
Let me put these skulls on my breasts so no one will notice that I'm not wearing anything underneath the grass skirt.
Koopaking
People are coming up with all sorts of creative ways to mask their hideously small breasts nowadays.
staggerlee
Well into adulthood, the people that as babies took part in Pavlov's experiments would inexplicably loose continence at the mention of breastfeeding.
vasrchr
LOST was never the same when the island's true natives introduced themselves to Jack and Sawyer.
RhinoDoc
In addition to "The Vagina of Death," Debbie sported the "Twin Biting Breasts."
SpookyPandaMan
She isnt sad over the loss of her 2 children instead she shows them off...
djb
What do you call it when a girl gives you a boner by...shit, I gave away the punchline.
awesome-o
It wasn't the fact that Mary wore skulls on her breasts that upset her parents, it was the fact that their mouthes could be controlled with tiny strings attached to her vagina.
vidism7
with a little help from Michael Myers.....Jamie finished her costume in time for the parade
RockinDave
"All those pansies who donated their bodies to science are kicking themselves now," thought Bill and Ted in the afterlife.
Ranger
Clearly this lesbian is sending a message: 'You'll be long dead, turned to bones before you'll ever get to hang off of my nipples...you, you...MAN YOU!'
Roxstar
Sarah celebrates after her Ghost Rider bra finally allows her to win the office costume contest.
diddy0071
"AHA! said the bimbo. Now they WILL be looking at a face, instead of my rack! And to think, people called me dumb."
DaleRKD
Skeletor knew that all those years at the power plant may affect his children's development, he just didn't know how much!
vasrchr
On the red carpet at last night's Oscars, musician, director, actor turned fashion designer, Rob Zombie, had one of the more popular outfits.
boone
Altough Harold and Kumar didn't quite get their wish o be reicarnated as a woman's bra, nobody could argue that this wasn't damn close.
DesertEagle
I can't imagine why my kids are all in therapy. Is it something I did wrong when I raised them?
phreesh
Sure, she was fun and pretty, but Danny couldn't help thinking there was just something *off* about Wendy.
jic
LucasArts tried to increase sales of the latest *Monkey Island* game with cheap titillation, but the truth was that the Adventure market had been in decline for years.
DragonFlyJones
Take a good look, Michael.. 'cuz it's the last time you're gonna see these!
sneakyseels
Although I don't really want to, I may end up doing some skull fucking at some point tonight.
Hammertime90
Cracked.com giving you a quick glimpse into the mind of Elton John since 1958.
pstonej
The skulls from The Phantom went on to relative success. The same, however, could not be said about Billy Zane.
Princess Heart
He learned during last year's Mardi Gras, that you don't ask voodoo witch doctors if you can "see the twins", however hot they may be.
ekourasbcglobal
Silently, Jim wonders if having tit sex with the woman in the parade would be considered necrophilia or not..
Mercutio
A failure at emulating black and hispanic culture, Megan does her best to dress like an anime character.
Mercutio
A failure at emulating both black and hispanic cultures, Megan does her best to dress like an anime character.
cora1984
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Nift
The men were conflicted. They all had a wish come true when she shouted "Come feel 'em!" But as they stared at the chomping skulls they felt maybe it wasn't a good idea this time.
jock
If 'ole Hank's trembling hands get too close to those skulls, he'll be pulling back stumps...
wuzzman16
maybe their to distract from the fact it doesnt look like she has any underwear on. but i guess it didnt work on me then.
Kierkegaard
Hindsight being 20/20, she resolved never again to return to Dr. Frankenstein for any further cosmetic enhancements.
joeb
how a completely flat chested girl with no tits what-so-ever gets a little attention
Memyselfandeye
Wally, the giant golden sperm, found himself alone for the first time in the big city.
coal
Liu Kang was enjoying a nice strip tease from Sonja when suddenly she shot 2 flaming skulls. Needless to say Shang Tsung emerged flawlessly.
amandapandabear
Maybe she should've asked Martha what kind of wall hangings would look best on such a flat surface...
Corvin25
This is why women shouldn't breastfeed. Getting all the moisture sucked out by a leech as big as your torso, what did she expect to happen?
Maxheadshot
Small penis? No need to purchase a large truck as a form of compensation. Simply adorn yourself with the latest in sheik, high caliber weaponry, from Whiz Bang Hung. Guaranteed to stop all the ridicule!
Larwick
Holy crap i could've sworn there was a guy in the back of the picture with a massive knife just now..
melissa
So is this Tim Burton's sequal to Corpse Bride? If so, I know who Johnny Depp will want to play.
RaisukeUzarachi
Jenny was tired of weird perverts copping a feel. Today, they would taste justice.
HomerJ
Sarah was hot. Granted, a homicidal lunatic who wore the remains of her victims as underwear. But she was hot too.
Truthiness
This is what happens when people speak out against the Church of Scientology.
Truthiness
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