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Michael Jackson, Barack Obama, and Other Headliners: The News on Cracked for 2/27/2008

By David Knight, Lex Friedman


If you missed Monday's amazing News on Cracked, you're kind of a jerk.

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"Which is both true..and funny." That about sums up the spirit of the News on Cracked.

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