LardLad
After wiping out humanity, the Terminators found themselves with a lot of time on their hands.
AdjectiveNoun
Archaeologists believe this is a burial mound of the world's first tribe of synchronized swimmers.
sambowman
Once Martha Stewart began showing great new ways to spruce up your local graveyard people began to wonder if prison really DID have an effect on her.
Corpsy
"Jesus Christ Billy! I mean, God, why would you..." "...and here's my R.C. Monster Trucks." "I... umm... that's so awesome. Let's play."
assassassin
Finally, definitive proof that early humans were nothing more than heads on sticks.
thevelveturd
Pictured: The album cover for fifteen separate Heavy Metal albums from 1984-1989.
Gamer.Elite
It was now apparantly clear. Many of the Predator species have serious OCD issues.
Fairview
It was a brilliant move by the homicide detectives, submitting this photo to Craptions. Now all they had to do was wait for the killer to reveal himself.
CaptainSpanky
I would like to make a joke about mass murder, but I can't. But I would like to point out that this is exactly what I do with my crumpled up Starburst wrappers.
kingsteve14
Only a few more murders and my living room makeover will be finished. I think I'll do the bathroom in penises and toes.
monneyman3
After years of living in disarray, the Rancor deceided to spruce up his dungeon with a tastefull bone centerpiece
Vankook
In addition to ravaging the countryside and terrorizing peasants across Europe, the Vikings also had a secret knack for interior design.
callino
... So then GWAR took the stage, and we all started moshing, the dude takes out a flamethrower and we're like ... YES ... this is gonna be fucking AWESOME!
anonym
unfortunately, spencer tunick's idea of a photo shoot in a dormant volcano didn't turn out quite as expected..
Daimonixomai
Billy always did have strange hobbies, but his mother never said a word for fear of stifling his creativity.
Nift
A lovely concentric design from the upcoming episode of Queer Eye for the Dead Guy.
mrgopherguts
Knowing that they would one day be discovered by archaeologists, the cult members decided to fuck with their heads and die in an elaborate pattern.
Tokens_Only
In Cambodia, the IKEA catalogs look a little different than what we're used to.
Flyn1der
This photo proves once and for all: Charles Manson had Obsessive Compulsive Dissorder.
Drunkenprophet
Hitler's Obsessive Compulsive Disorder was the real reason he never made it as a painter.
Moose27
After taking one look at Predator's impressive trophy case one would think he is the most deadly killer in the universe...that is until one meets...Danny Glover.
jackdragon
from above: "that clone doesn't look like me either. kill him and stack him in the pit."
diddy0071
And so I was like, "I wanna see you try it asshole!" and sure enough, 1 day later baghdad was bombed, my regime was over, and I was sentenced to death. Can you believe that shit?
Philip
After losing a bowling match to Satan, God had to neatly arrange all the balls and all the pins.
drunkpiano
This is no big deal. In my basement, the human bones are well-polished and more beautifully arranged.
evilbunnyslayer
Needing of a way to utilize the remains of their sacrificed vitims, the ancient aztecs put their bones to good use. and that, son, is how the game of darts was invented.
MetalEngineer
"What was going for here was Satan's version of the Native American dream catcher."
grumnut1
Everyone hated the way Samantha went on axe weilding rampages at their parties - But they liked the way she tidied up later.
cigjonser
There were a few things about Puff the Magic Dragon that the song didn't reveal.
Textures
Look, its nice and all, but it will never fit on the flag. How about just one skull and two bones?
jic
"Ron Paul is the only candidate who will protect the constitution against an ever-growing federal government. The contents of his basement are well-known among libertarians, so I don't see why the media is making such a fuss over this."
boydman18
Realizing that crop circles really weren't getting the message across, our alien friends decided to take things up a notch.
dandaman
While he was never invited to parties, Skeletor had many outfits for any occasion.
granfaloon
while his friends and neighbors would just throw their remains haphazardly into the pit, Tom the Gay Headhunter liked to add STYLE.
Corpsy
"Finally done! Now that I've got these straightened out, I hope nobody..." "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" "Dammit, not again!"
cutsman3000
By the sixth installment the Pirates of the Caribbean movies seemed to focus more and more on convincing us it was about pirates then anything else.
Nift
A ranking of the result of an ancient war between three rival tribes. From the center outward: the tribe with hunting knives, the tribe with swords, the tribe with bazookas.
Corpsy
After gathering all the stormtrooper bodies, the ewok Jubnub opened a drum store.
lawdragon
Jihad bommers didn't realize this what the shape the virgins would be in...and boy are they pissed!
Fairview
Combing the ruins, archaeologists are shocked to discover that the Texas Gang Bang may not have originated in Texas.
Danielle
Not only does Obama live, and practice his religion here, but he also swore into office on a skull, and pledges allegiance to hell. . . true story.
thevelveturd
"It's so spacious and have I got a treat for you. The previous owner had a wine cellar put in. I know how much you two love w....WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
cabletv
Mervin, late to the meeting yet again, ended up by himself without a seat leaning against the wall, AND he has to bring donuts next week.
boone
Despite the conditions the Empire forced upon him, the Rancor did his best to spruce up the place.
Raziel
While I agree the finite nature of human existence and the inevitable crushing horror of our own mortality can cause inescapable depression and lead to a pointless and empty life....there is just no reason death has to be such a DOWNER.
Raziel
Just because the fragile and finite nature of our existence and the inevitable slow decent towards our inescapable fate can lead to crushing depression and a souless and empty life....there is no reason death has to be such a DOWNER. Altogether now '
brasamaan
According to theroies of the world leading archeologists, this is the burial ground of the worlds first twister sect. In case of death, skull on black. Forever.
MetalEngineer
"What I was going for here is Satan's version of the Native American dream catcher. The concept put me in such a feral state, it allowed me to harv-...collect these bones from archeological sites...yeah..."
Flyn1der
99 creepy skulls on the wall, 99 creepy skulls, take one down and pass it around, 99 creepy skulls on the wall
rorschach64
Martha Stewart found an Indian burial ground, and decided to redecorate. It's a good thing.
DesertEagle
"You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about..."
mr1swift
so thats where my skull and bones collection went. I've been looking all over for them.
bobboringbaker
Behold! The bones of all the Cracked writers who refused to write top ten lists!
grungergeez
Archaeologists today discovered Hitler’s private dart board underneath Berlin
abigserve
If one more person yells 'THIS IS SPARTAAA', I'm going to turn this damn army right back around, and NO one will get any war!
Roland1232
And here we have the Pueblo Del Cacao, a Mayan tribe that survived almost entirely on a diet of chocolate milk.
ddnol
You put your left leg in, your left leg out. In out, in out, you shake it all about.
Lewis
Raised in such a large family many feel that the meglomania which Skeleltor would later exhibit was just a cry for attention.
ckald
Unfortunately for the starving children, Sally Struthers could just not give up her food addiction.
Dude!
They may have been Catholic, but at least the victims who starved to death in the Tower of London pit had a sense of order.
Shmecko
Skull #1: So I says to her, "I don't think.... Skull #2: Hey, is this going to take long? I have important shit to do. Skull #1: No! What the fuck do you have to do today? You can't even go anywhere. Skull #2: It doesn't fucking matter. You'
Dude!
Ahnold had wondered why none of his fellow prisoners had contacted him. "Running Man II" - In theaters now!
MetalEngineer
"What I was going for here was Satan's version of the Native America dream catcher."
rengal
I can't think of anything.... humerus! Eh? Eh? I'd already lost faith in you guys over Iraq but if Americans really think this is funny then you really are fucked.
codespyder
Timmy's ADD medication may have caused him to be a bit more murderous than usual, but at least it helped him focus in the end.
MetalEngineer
"What I was going for here is Satan's version of the Native American dream catcher. The concept put me in such a fera state that I was able to harv-...collect these bones...sternly...from archeological digs...yeah...
HappyGilmore
Michael Tsarion goes overboard in his latest attempt to explain the universe.
goodapollo
"Whoa whoa, I locked you in here to suffer, not to organize my shit! ...Yeah I KNOW eyes are cool, I invented it! Whatever just get in the coffin, time for initiation."
goodapollo
"Whoa whoa, I locked you in here to suffer, not to organize my shit! ..What? Yeah I KNOW eyes are cool, I invented it! Whatever just get in the coffin, time for initiation."
your_mum
Damien Hirst became a little over enthusiastic after the success of covering one skull in diamonds
your_mum
After the success of putting diamonds on a skull, Damien Hirst became too enthusiastic for his next project.
darth-bj
so you just chuck um down there and the bodies just land like that. well.......yeah! well that isn't vary much work at all yeah i know!
guitarmanzoso
Looks like the skulls the forming an Anus but thats just me and my filthy mind
charliechinfuk
You know the pile of used condoms under your bed? This is it Dick Chaney style. Bitch.
deadbirdfinder
I loved the sound of the chattering macracas. turns out shannon was just cold.
Exsos23
"Jesus Christ! How could this be allowed to happen! Has no one a proper feather duster?!"
HomerJ
Jeffrey, this reproduction of ancient Mayan art has amazing detail, right down to the fake skulls . . . Um, yeah. "Fake" skulls.
texmex
for thies poor unfourtunant souls, having a orgie on D-day wasnt the best of ideas
November 2009
October 2009
September 2009
August 2009
July 2009
June 2009
Copyright © 2005 - 2009 Cracked Entertainment, Inc. All rights reserved. CRACKED, CRACKED.COM and the "CRACKED" logo are trademarks owned by Cracked Entertainment, Inc. All rights reserved.
Nov 21st, 2009 
Nov 20th, 2009 
Nov 19th, 2009 
Nov 18th, 2009 
Nov 17th, 2009 
Nov 16th, 2009 
Nov 15th, 2009 
Nov 14th, 2009 
Nov 13th, 2009 
Nov 12th, 2009 
Nov 11th, 2009 
Nov 10th, 2009 
Nov 9th, 2009 
Nov 8th, 2009 
Nov 7th, 2009 
Nov 6th, 2009 
Nov 5th, 2009 
Nov 4th, 2009 
Nov 3rd, 2009 
Nov 2nd, 2009 
Oct 31st, 2009 
Oct 30th, 2009 
Oct 29th, 2009 
Oct 28th, 2009 
Oct 27th, 2009 
Oct 26th, 2009 
Oct 25th, 2009 
Oct 24th, 2009 
Oct 23rd, 2009 
Oct 22nd, 2009 
Oct 21st, 2009 
bcanders 
crispy 
JewelsVern 
Got2BRockn 
DickMacovitz 
boulderdash 
Ranger 
djseifer 
tonipalooza 
Paradukes 
gorgeousplanet 
TenDollarTurkey 
wuzzman16 
rbmmom 
phreesh 
nchammer326 
scoob 
I-Rod 
8bithero 
colby_park 
lordlim 
Corbsta 
jmewalker77 
steelers 
audioasphyxia 
Koopaking 
SpookyPandaMan 
rollingStone 
Turd-ala-flambe 
nirot 
Gannondorf 
Shatzi 
moss 
KeeganM 
chadjared 
Treb 
lilbuggz 
