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The Top 25 Pieces of Movie Merchandise Too Awesome To Exist
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Between those sad plastic light sabers and the even sadder Vote for Pedro shirts, the movie merchandise industry clearly doesn't try very hard. We asked you about the merchandise that would exist if only Hollywood had the balls to make it, and offered money to whoever could photoshop the most ball-flatteningly awesome example. That winner is below, but first the runners-up:
And the winner is...
Congrats, Sanchez. You win money. Again. Want in on this? You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is: Terrible Movie Adaptation Ideas. You've probably heard that they're making a Monopoly movie, so you'll have to work extra hard to get more ridiculous than a movie based on a board game. We have faith, though. Post your entries in the forums. If you'd like to see the other entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. If this is your first time visiting the Photoshop contest, you should probably check out The 40 Most Inappropriate Children's Book Covers. Or, for some pictures that even we couldn't make up, check out The 25 Most Insane Protester Signs You're Likely to See Today. Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.
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Courtney
Uh, did anyone actually READ WHAT THIS IS? This was a CONTEST. By READERS. The people at cracked did not make these. So stop your crying. Lord.
Rorschach
The 24 energy drink, you can actually buy that. It's not the same design but you can get a 24 energy drink in real life.
Ed Buchet
Wow. You guys read like a fifth rate Something Awful... those guys do photoshops way funnier and more technically accomplished than you do.
JUMBO
Pulse Rifle : FAIL. Sorry, but they don't shoot acid. Wish I wasn't a douche, butit's my fave movie.
rob
goddamn i want one dem life size gummi zombie victims.
I thought the Cool as Ice Douchebag should have won it. Thats what I felt like I needed after watching that crap of a movie.
hypoCritic
that was a very good #1 for a change
Soren
Can't... stop... laughing at #1...
mary760
I found a site with more links and videos at http://www.tvokay.com Enjoy! ;)
caboose
can u say WOW, i like the vaders force choke and the saw recreate your own seen kit
PrettyTasty
The only one that made me really laugh was the buffalo bill sewing kit. The winner was good, but not nearly as original.
Alejandro
awww...i wanted the lord of the rings "pillow stabbing" kit to win.
confused?
is the internet still making these? i thought this kind of s**t stopped in '98...
poopship destroyer
Apparently you never visited mad magazine's website ...
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eamonn33
omg! a #1 that actually deserved to win!