The Top 25 Pieces of Movie Merchandise Too Awesome To Exist

I want a Gummi Zombie Victim.

And I want it now.

6/14/2009 2:59:28 PM

SIMM0NS77

omg! a #1 that actually deserved to win!

10/3/2008 5:35:22 PM

eamonn33

gee, star wars, number one, suprise suprise

8/26/2008 3:06:48 PM

baronzemo

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3/30/2008 11:34:02 PM

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3/22/2008 11:04:03 PM

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3/22/2008 7:30:43 AM

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3/19/2008 3:50:36 AM

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Uh, did anyone actually READ WHAT THIS IS? This was a CONTEST. By READERS. The people at cracked did not make these. So stop your crying. Lord.

3/6/2008 10:27:31 PM

Courtney

The 24 energy drink, you can actually buy that. It's not the same design but you can get a 24 energy drink in real life.

3/5/2008 5:09:26 AM

Rorschach

Wow. You guys read like a fifth rate Something Awful... those guys do photoshops way funnier and more technically accomplished than you do.

3/4/2008 11:25:02 PM

Ed Buchet

Pulse Rifle : FAIL. Sorry, but they don't shoot acid. Wish I wasn't a douche, butit's my fave movie.

3/4/2008 3:12:38 PM

JUMBO

goddamn i want one dem life size gummi zombie victims.

3/4/2008 9:32:43 AM

rob

I thought the Cool as Ice Douchebag should have won it. Thats what I felt like I needed after watching that crap of a movie.

3/4/2008 9:29:08 AM

Fershr

that was a very good #1 for a change

3/4/2008 6:38:09 AM

hypoCritic

Can't... stop... laughing at #1...

3/4/2008 1:19:05 AM

Soren

I found a site with more links and videos at http://www.tvokay.com Enjoy! ;)

3/3/2008 10:44:11 PM

mary760

can u say WOW, i like the vaders force choke and the saw recreate your own seen kit

3/3/2008 12:17:30 PM

caboose

The only one that made me really laugh was the buffalo bill sewing kit. The winner was good, but not nearly as original.

3/3/2008 4:33:27 AM

PrettyTasty

awww...i wanted the lord of the rings "pillow stabbing" kit to win.

3/2/2008 10:21:53 PM

Alejandro

is the internet still making these? i thought this kind of s**t stopped in '98...

3/2/2008 6:24:32 PM

confused?