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Hello human creature. SCREEE! I am fellow human creature Stan. SCREEE! May I offer you the sex?
monsterjavabass
While everyone fights over the tophat and little tin dog, I like to show up with my own Monopoly Pieces
Lewis
In Soviet Russia moth swats you! Seriously. Things very bad here with giant moths after Chernoybl. Please send help.
LardLad
Not only did Mothmor have to suffer the humiliation of being trapped in carbonite, but he was trapped while in the middle of squeezing out a massive shart.
NookEMonster
Though the ending to "Iron Giant Part 2" was similar to the first, it somehow lacked the same feeling.
cabletv
"Ok Phil, don't move, there's a little pink dinosaur on your hand" "WHAT!? WHERE!? Get it off me...now!"
anonym
In loving memory of Stan Winkler, and in not-so-loving memory of his decision to host the alien fetus.
randychico
John Parker wasn't as fortunate as his brother when he got bit by a radioactive butterfly. His greatest ability was tasting food with his feet.
MuscleMilk
Around a bonfire in the dead of the night: "They say that before Michael Jackson molests you, you see his real shape and form" "...creepy"
gatorboymike
Ever done it in a sack of congealed spit dangling from the underside of a gutter?
anfld
It was just like my mom said would happen. I didn't finish the bottle of penicillin, and then BAM!... superbug.
JasonF
The tulips are a nice touch. They really give the neighbourhood a comfortable feel.
Katsujinken
...And so, in honour of MOTU History Month, we dedicate this statue of He-Man character fan favourite: Buzz-Off.
CaptainSpanky
"Hi, I'm from the anime being filmed next door. Can I borrow a cup of crotch?"
cigjonser
Single Bronze Moth-Lizard seeks attractive Goth virgin for short-term companionship and ritual sacrifice. No freaks.
Roland1232
He ran for 16 terms, but it's hard to lose when you lay eggs in your opponents and spawn more voters.
TenDollarTurkey
The mascot for the Beijing 2008 Special Olympics was unveiled today. Affectionately named "Flied Lice", this lovable mascot has inspired the hearts and minds of Special Olympians worldwide.
Stretch
He may of enslaved all of humanity and put idols on every corner, but I still liked Zanxor the Horrible over Hillary or Obama.
crispy
"I said it was supposed to be a F-I-R-E-M-A-N, not Fly man. There were no Flymen in the Two Towers."
LardLad
I know what it means when war heroes are pictured on horses, but what does it mean when they're pictured as horrible moth creatures?
Dick14
It's completely obvious what the Chicken headed Golden Mothman's purpose is..... To show us who the king of eight minute abbs is. Sit-up fanatics bow to your leader
nuro
The gaurdians of the doorway to hell also moonlighted as gaurdians of Mrs. Browns flower garden.
Fairview
Like most of the males of his species, Gary was a sexless drone, but boy could he garden.
Wembley
This statue is dedicated to the memory of Mothman, who singlehandedly saved the world from shitty Christmas sweaters in 2008.
JewelsVern
Look, this town only has two facts in it's history. It was burned down by Sherman, and Mothman was sighted here. Now which one would you have built a statue for? Ya dumb yankee!
romeodeltabravo
You all laugh at him now, but we'll all look like that in ten thousand years
Lewis
Yeah we have a statue of Licoln in Alabama just like they doing in Washington, but round here we tend to picture him rather differently.
Lewis
Kyle Reese thought his battle with Tinkerbell was over, Sarah Conner would be safe. But what emerged from the flames of the burning truck was all the more terrifying.
Lewis
It's a sad day for Cracked when a Friends reference is beating ones to Star Wars, children's cartoons and japaneese monster movies.
jimmylegs
Look Lou, we've finally found a way around the whole "golden calf" thing. Take that, Moses.
djseifer
Arthur was never the same after the Tick was indicted on steroid abuse charges.
MuscleMilk
In an alternate ending to the Halo series, those damn annoying flying fucks managed to conquer the Earth by themselves. Pictured above: first president of the flying fucks
tonipalooza
Residents of White County fear becoming over-run by minorities place scarecrow at entrance to town
Drunkenprophet
The Studios rejected M. Night Shyamalan's latest script, publicly stating: "Only retards would believe this shit." If could have only foreseen that it predict the Apocalypse...
swiss
With those abs, Mothman should really think about selling home exercise videos in America instead of performing as a golden statue in Europe.
Worzel
Strangely, the people of West Holmstead PA, picked this scene in "The Fly" to imortalise Jeff Goldblum.
Lewis
Conspiracy theorists lost much of their interest in the Mothman sightings when it was discovered that he had in fact been the much loved mayor of a small town in the Mid West.
KOFS
If zorblax had done some research before attempting invasion, he would have known that imprisonment in carbonite was common practise in virginia
Lewis
The Deathstar Droid had always resented the more famous Star Wars robots, but after eight months of bench press and ab curls, and soldering some butterfly wings to his back, his time to get noticed had come.
Radzilla
"Damn Artoo, you sure you okay? Uhhhhh, I don't know if I want to eat these shrooms anymore."
Quellish
In retrospect the town council regretted giving the contract to make a statue of the mayor to his ex-wife.
PaulTMD
The PTA thought wasn't sure if a statue of the Elementary School mascot was a great idea at first, but I tell you what - the kindergarteners were never this well-behaved beforehand
Wisteria
Tom Cruise donated the "Our real souls" statue to the city council for their new park. Unfortunately they were unaware of Tom's Scientology connection.
keeks137
People had laughed at Gary for owning the world's largest flip flop, but who was laughing now?
Fairview
An early depiction of the statue that soon became known as, "Opiate of the vandals."
thevelveturd
"Your performance was quite dreadful along with your voice, bad song choice and , if I can be honest here, I find you difficult to look at. It's a no here, Randy?....." "It's a no dawg" "Paula?...." "Ittsswas absollutlu beautiful!!.. sniff "
brstilson
The fans had spoken, they wanted weirder things having sex with women in their anime porn, and Bob once again found himself out of work.
Stretch
The small town wanted to attract tourists through sci-fi related staues, but blew their budget on the 487 karat rubies for the eyes on the one.
Stretch
In the last scene, all Steven Seagal does is turn on a giant bug zapper. It's kind of a letdown.
Yabels
DATELINE: A guerrilla ad campaign promoting the sequel to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie has placed statues of Mothmonsterman throughout Boston.
callino
As Supermoth tried in vain to take off for the third time, he slowly looked around at his wool wings, and the horrible irony set in.
wristo
In loving memory of Thrakazog. He died as he lived: failing to keep up with the Electric Slide
RhinoDoc
The Silent Hill town fathers wanted a statue of George Washington, but the residents had a different idea.
mlmarqui
Sure I know he's no Chief Illiniwek, but wait until you get a load of his halftime routine!
RockinDave
Mr. Anderson, frustrated with school children ignoring his "Please Stay Out Of The Flowerbed" sign, decided to get a little more creative.
OlDirtyBen
Come my lady Come, come my lady Be my butterfly sugar Bab....eeeeyahhhhhh! My taint!
Nift
Upon seeing the commemoration, Godzilla reportedly said, "Mothra got a statue and I didn't? What did HE do that was so great!?"
softscience
"How to Spook Mountain-Folk: Mothman, Evolutionary Theory, Exogamous Marriage, and Other Fun Ways to Confound West Virginians"
wuzzman16
and thats when butterfry went through a horrible evolution and ate Ash and all his friends, ending the series forever.
codespyder
Often times, the greatest art pieces of our generation are not found in the big modern art museums, but instead, often in small-town America.
tomnd
Springton MA Birthplace of the most evil supervillan of them all..... THE MONARCH!!!!!
resident326
Mothman and Colossus from the X-men tried to hide their love, but they had trouble hiding their lovechild, Jeffrey.
CrenTIScO
The Church of Scientology isn't doing itself any favors by putting up a Xenu statue.
suortin
Scientist have successfully cross-bred a butterfly with Michael Jackson. This hybrid known as Flychael Butterson will be released into the wild in 2012 after a significant amount of research. God help us.
rengal
He sat back and admired his work. Then it dawned on him. He had spent the last year making a golden fucking moth man.
Xue
This is what your civic monuments look like when you elect a scientologist as the local mayor.
Goldfish
Yet further proof that the world is run by giant, anthropomorphic Moth mutants hellbent on human destruction.
PRed
"Ok my bear. if you think it's so easy to get the kids to go home with you - you fucking try it"
callino
As Supermoth tried in vain to take off for the fourth time, he turned his head to survey his woolen wings .. and the horrible irony set in.
Lewis
Unlike the other "mime pretending to be a statue" guys if you threw Kyle some change he vomited acid on you and then drank you as a kind of flesh soup.
grafton
The Alien invasion turned out to be a little disappointing when we realized they just wanted to be street performers.
vasrchr
In a sleepy little town in West VA, Mothman met his match. He did not know Midas was in town for the West Virginia - Pitt game.
vasrchr
Mosquitoville Florida noticed a significant drop in tourism after it commissioned a town statue of the insect that gave the town it's name.
vasrchr
OK! Who the hell let their dog poop in my flower garden! There WILL be consequences!
vidism7
after years of fighting Godzilla....Mothra was finally given his props and was awarded a statue in his likeness
boone
Predator was going for the angel of death look. Though he soon discovered his mistake, he found that it was much easier to kill a victim whose first response to his appearance is laughter rather than horror.
jamasian_man
This statue is to commemerate the Batman villain Killer Moth, who used his powers to save the town.
Wario
At one point the rest of the Chrome Bug building team noticed that Ray was still inside.
kshipley
Welcome to Middleofnowhereville, we'll scare the hell out of you...ber der dir dir dir dir dir der
johnndisco
After wallowing in self pitty, taquito's and cheap tequila over losing his lifetime love to Peter Pan, Tinker Bill regretted not dropping a deuce before encasing himself in metal.
colby_park
The sequel to 1998's Godzilla remake was even more controversial and less successful.
Lewis
Mid city crushing rampage Mothra stopped stock still...Had he remembered to lock the the front door?
mlmarqui
And the University of Illinois' replacement mascot for Chief Illiniwek is......Motho the magnificent
Cracked_Addict
Never again would the city council allow the 5th grade elementary school class design the town mascot.
Wakkius
Once completed, the town began to regret it's once heavily supported Mothra monument.
zachary
Godzilla knew his only hope was to enlist the aid of Medusa in the battle against Mothma.
jackage
The alien manure was allowing the yellow flowers to gain dominion of the flower bed...
jimmylegs
Looks like someone found a way around the whole "golden idol" thing. Take that, Moses.
vasrchr
Even though he was dogged at the end of his career by unfounded accusations of steroid abuse, Roger Clemens is honored with a staute of his likeness at the peek of his career in Cooperstown.
dandaman
Mothra, the new Beijing Olympics mascot, was somewhat open to interpretation. Especially to Japan.
yoyoma220
When The Creature From the Black Lagoon meets Mothra - A Jerry Bruckheimer Film: Bad Boys 3
Arcchie
The high school science teacher will always be remembered by his bizarre Halloween costumes
solarrocker
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me. Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me. Dont cha
MetalEngineer
The gilded moth-lizard shall lay down excement into the exquisite flower garden. The villagers had never been so heartbroken...
johnsmith
Imitating the success of Caddyshack, "Who's your caddy" also has employed gophers.
BatmanOnStilts
The people of Molburry seldom speak of it, but no one can forget the day Ergoth the Destructor saved their town from the meteor. The only relic left is his statue, to the left of the town square.
BearMan
Looks like Hasbro is bringing back the Inhumanoids! And they're even bigger this time!
thedamned
Although hailed as a visionary, Franz Kafka would just walk out side his door and write about the first thing he saw
orangemtl
The scientists laughed at the naive reporter's question. "Dangers from genetic experimentation? Ha! What could possibly go wrong?"
sinisterspider
charlie couldnt understand why none of his friends ever accepted his homemade fuit juice, of course he understood later when they gave him back his glasses.
sentrygun05
NO! Don't use the flash! OH GOD...... the crowd was blinded for three years after what became known as: "The Cameravan Incident"
Ascending_1
Death Bale had planned on assaulting Godzilla during his weekend visit to the country. Death Bale's plan was ruined upon discovering that he was what some would call "goddamned flammable."
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