Concresence
Even with all of these cameras, Steve still couldn't catch the a*****e who kept leaving shoe prints on the roof of his van.
winkihed
This time John came prepared, not a single naked breast would go unrecorded at this year's spring break.
gatorboymike
"Not to worry, folks, I'm with Homeland Security! Continue with whatever you were doing, just pretend I'm not here!"
Roland1232
Shortly ahead, Camera-van ran over a crossing guard, as its view was partially obstructed by a Thumb-truck.
am4fm2000
Although Jim pretended that his Camera van was a novelty, he really just hated epileptics.
bannista7
After being shunned from his own Amish family, Jebidiah comes back with a vengence.
Nebulon
It was all funny until he decided to take a picture using the flash and destroyed every retina in a three block radius.
Fairview
The cameras were merely a means to an end. That end: plastering every inch of his home with pictures of people giving him the finger.
cigjonser
"Boy, I sure do love cameras," Luke thought to himself. "I sure do!" He looked down at his life's work and paused for a moment, reflecting. Then he pulled out a gun and blew his own brains out.
callino
"3,999 ... 4,000! I'm done, all 4,000 cameras all on one van!" "Wow -- how'd you rig all the shutter buttons?" "How'd ... I ... OH SON OF A BITCH!!"
Nebulon
If you go to his website you can hear the 'camera van song'(no really). I think we all need to take a little time to reflect on that.
Stretch
Thanks to this craption picture his site will see a record number of hits today.....5!
Wisteria
FREEE CANDY!! FREEEEEEE CAAAAANNNDYYYY! Which one of you cute little kids wants to see the video cameras inside the van?
boydman18
After losing his left hand, Esteban angrily smashed all his guitars and proudly displayed his new hobby.
keeks137
This is actually Camera Van 3. Camera Van 2 was made out of disposables. 1 was made out of Polaroids and you had to get into a horrific crash for the pictures to dry correctly.
Nebulon
Sure he'd thought about going digital, but there wasn't that much hard disk space in existence yet.
kshipley
If you won $1 million what would you do? I would cover a van in cameras and dress up like the Deperado...
bcanders
Although Leroy was still displeased with the track his career was taking, at least he got to wear pants.
diddy0071
Val Kilmer's New Movie was already getting bad reviews, and it was only the first day of "Filming".
Dwain
The prototype for the Google Maps Street View mobile imaging system got the job done, but it took a long time to get the images developed at the photo-mat.
Corpsy
It was a fun job until they installed the sound system. Now he has to listen to Def Leppard's "Photograph" looping for 8 hours every day.
lawdragon
Britney decided to fight fire with fire. You can see her in the passanger seat, laughing maniacally..."mwahahahahahaha"
Corpsy
The Camera Van motto: "We stuck a bunch of small things onto a big thing. It's what we do. It's what we're good at."
Nebulon
As changing the film in his cameras would require several days and an industrial arc welder Barry hadn't actually taken a picture in years. Still it was his thing and he wasn't going to stop now.
Roland1232
The irony of him saying "Take a picture it'll last longer" was lost on the kids. Being recess, they had just enough time to stone him to death.
ckald
The FBI wasn't exatcly sure how their surveilance van cover was blown, but the stake out was an unfortunate bust.
Xanadu
...And I will go to Japan and say "this is for all the monkies you have blinded over the years, never again!"
dsollen
Everyone knows that a picture is worth a thousand words, but few knew that a billion words is worth a blow job. That is until John realized the implication of these two facts put together.
OlDirtyBen
Once Teen Wolf wasn't a teen or a wolf anymore, things got a little desperate.
phreesh
I need to manually focus every single one of these. If you could all just stand still for about 10 hours, we should be fine.
Crenshaw
OK I need you folks to move in a little, get close, closer, there you go! Now...smile!
bcanders
Chuck was always a bad negotiator. No sooner was he upsold the camera-varnish he knew he didn't need when he found himself agreeing to the pretty-boy roof rack.
anonym
the men in black were always coming up with innovative ideas for their mind-erasers..
peepshowmopguy
During her court mandated therapy sessions, Britney revealed some pretty weird dreams.
anonym
willy gave up.. it was no use running.. the police had got him.. the new getaway car was just too 'flashy'..
Corpsy
Dan just wants to be sure he gets the best shots possible when he re-enacts his favorite scene from Teen Wolf.
keeks137
The boy in blue was flirting with the girl in purple just file until he asked her what she supposed the man's vanity plate meant.
keeks137
The boy in blue was flirting with the girl in purple just fine until he asked her what she supposed the man's vanity plate meant.
jackdragon
In this modern adaptation of "The Music Man", Kevin Costner pulls yet another camera out of the tree and throws it to the crowd.
Nift
It was the first time Jim ever tried to rob a bank and he hoped he wouldn't be seen. It was just his luck that it happened to be the same day the camera van drove into town.
jackdragon
this is what happened to the A-team when hannibal left and faceman took over.
goodapollo
"Don't worry folks, the van covered in those recalled cameras with see-through night vision already passed through here. And I say don't worry because you're all ugly and will be edited out."
PaulTMD
It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't play "Do your ears hang low" from the speakers. Talk about your disappointment after running to your mommy for ice cream money!
Roland1232
No longer would the citizens live in terror of robotic Itchies and Scratchies. Not if Steve and his dry cool wit had anything to say about it.
Fairview
After hitting the old woman in the crosswalk, he kind of wished he didn't have all those cameras.
cigjonser
The man-eating tree saw its first opportunity in many years. Once in its reach, John never really had a chance.
Xanadu
ROBIN: Holy silver nitrate Batman its the most diabolical villain of them all BATMAN: Thats right Robin The Snapper will literally flash us to death
Fairview
All he needs now are some life-sized photos of children trying to escape from the back windows. Oh, wait, he already has that. On his website. For all to see. SWEET CREEPY JESUS!
namesnatcher
"...and the world ended today as 'the camera van' was caught in an entropic loop, as it was taking a picture of someone who was taking a picture of it taking a picture of someone who was taking its picture of it taking a picture of someone taking its
namesnatcher
"And later on newscenter seven, we will expose the latest developments in mobile surveillance systems, with film at eleven..."
PatRedway
Surprisingly, his next project "berettavan", would raise a lot less amused comments.
PatRedway
What this guys tries to overcompensate we should better not even try to imagine...
PatRedway
When Susie explained him she wanted him to get her a caravan, he realised that this was another blatant example of what happen when you don't double check for typos.
kshipley
Uuuuummm...Yeah, the website www.cameravan.com is real. This guy is errr uuhh...weird
OlDirtyBen
"Not to worry, folks. All the cameras are real. I wouldn't want to look stupid up here!"
lolbottomic
"I have a van covered with cameras connected directly to Cracked photo database and I'm not affraid to use it!"
roninhobbit
"Don, I know the new guy has a cool hat and all, but I think he might be a cop."
boone
The van was simply a clever diversion technique from the crudeness of steves left arm prosthesis
sethesthesia
Ever since Esteban's infomercial deal ran out, he had to ditch his guitar for something a little more "flashy". hehe, get it?
vasrchr
Jed's brother, Homer Clampet, rode into Beverly Hills to join the papparazzi on the strength of his booming West Virgina wedding photograper business.
vasrchr
Not pictured: Brittany and O J Simpson behind van beating it with unbrellas and golf clubs.
vasrchr
Crocodile Dundee's foray into the Private Investigation business was unsuccessful, for reasons he never fully understood.
jamasian_man
Lindsay Lohan cannot escape me now! I will get multiple photographs of her!
Prime
After retiring from music, Esteban finally had the time to film his self-produced remake of Teen Wolf.
Stretch
"So. What do you do for a living, Bob?" "I'm an attention-grubbing douchebag." "Oh....."
RanHakubi
I hear if you go to his website you can see how he covers the Republican Debates with that thing.
tekdirek
The papparazzi are really getting creative these days. Britney can run, but now she can't hide.
pronk48
The van that was assigned to follow her was about as subtle as Britney Spears herself.
DragonFlyJones
Jealous of the attention the new Knight Rider was getting... Faceman decided to "take to the streets" to pitch his idea of the new A Team pilot he had been working on....
grafton
No Timmy, it's okay to get into this strange man's camera covered van. He'll take you to the free puppy and candy shop.
natsoom
The hero of the day, on his way to save Miami from darkness, with his flashbulbs.
phreesh
Try as he might, Camera Van Man still hadn't been able to locate Corey Haim's career.
am4fm2000
Tom stood poised ready to make his mark on history, yet one question plagued him...would they blink?
vonblaze
Tired of turning butter, Jebidiah finally went back on all he was taught as an Amish boy.
Benpott
Without BA and the others Murdock was faced with fighting crime the only way he knew how
Big_Asian
It only took 12 years to create, but in Tom's eyes it was worth all five minutes of glory.
stephenbltmr
how do you keep that from leaking?? I am sure that there insuance does not cover that!
granfaloon
Despite meticulous planning and forethought, Joe had still managed to exploit the camera van's blind spot.
tango1110
Charlie's social anxiety disorder was really getting to him, but his friends all gathered to show their support.
mbell001
Hey, look at me! I have an insane hobby collecting camera's that do not work and I super glue them to my craptastical van to pretend I am capturing pictures of you! I am a freaking gaylord! Yay!
Pwnzerfaust
I took the initiative to actually check out the website printed on the windshield. There is a song. SOMEONE WROTE A SONG FOR THIS VAN. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
fauxsumo
Brother Zeke found a loophole in the Amish Handbook... "I can't ride INSIDE a car, huh?"
bobboringbaker
"Okay people, don't be alarmed, just an ordinary secret surveillance van. Nothing to be suspicious about, just go about your business"
darthzaphod
'Cause he's Jimmy (Jimmy!) The Cameravan Man! The Cameravan Man with cameras on his van!
goodapollo
With millions of images of human interaction, it started to learn, and not just about infomercials this time. Sadly, this led to Johnny Camera's eventual disassembly, and he was replaced with the infinitely more lucrative and infinitely more voyeuris
goodapollo
With millions of images of human interaction, it started to learn, and not just about infomercials this time. Sadly, this led to Johnny Camera's eventual disassembly, and he was replaced by the more lucrative and more voyeuristic John Camera.
UncleUlty
"My foot is down, Clarence! As your wife, I forbid you to turn our garage into a garage/darkroom! Where would you store your equipment Clarence? Did you even think about that?" "..Nadine, have a seat.."
UncleUlty
"My foot is down, Clarence. As your wife, I forbid you to turn our garage into a garage/darkroom! Where would you put all of your cameras Clarence, have you even thought about that?" "...Nadine, have a seat..."
Turd-ala-flambe
Ironically, John the photographer didn't catch any snapshots of barebreasts this mardi gra.
SoxitToMe
Xzibit could have been a little more creative when it came to pimping Bill Belichick's ride...
brgarre
seeing as how horses have gone out of fashion, Zorro traded in for the best he could get.
decase
Consistently behind on the times, the Amish are just starting the Teen Wolf copycat phase
decase
The Amish being consistently behind the times, are beginning their "Teen Wolf" copycat phase.
DarkKnight6464
Fame is measured by the amount of cameras that have taken a picture of you.
sentrygun05
NO! Don't use the flash! OH GOD...... the crowd was blinded for three years after what became known as: "The Cameravan Incident"
Treb
Cameron unveiled his "HONK IF YOUR HORNY" van to his parents, who silently wished he would apply this much effort into moving out.
Buffasaurus
Sadly, as frank developed his pictures, all he found were pictures of his garage.
cane
What the hell is.......? Oh, well its a good thing his license plate says camera van....I though this was the sandwich truck.....
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