Notable Comment: In a history-making event, three comments in a row were dedicated to the topic of counting toes. One comment might indicate a spelling error, ("Didn't the Counting Toes do that whiny Long December' bullshit?), two comments might indicate a strange phenomenon, but three comments this is for real. Toe-counting is going to be the next big thing.
The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around The World
The holiday seasons are right around the corner, and nothing quite says "Don't include me in next year's Secret Santa" quite like a transgendered Russian doll or a poop hat.
Notable Comment: MoshiMoshi says "When I was small, I couldn't use the bathroom in my grandparent's house cause my parents were scared I was gonna fall in, so they got me a portable potty in the shape of a duck for me HAHA. Japanese toys made my childhood GREAT. I'm only half though, so I didn't have to deal with the golden poop for too long." We have to point out that, even though she didn't have to deal with the golden poop for "too long," that's still considerably longer than most.
STOP THAT MASKED MAN!
5 Upcoming Comic Movies That Must Be Stopped
Shazam! promises to be so Shazitty! that you'll be demanding all of your Shamoneyback!
Unknown posts "You guys write articles about how awesome it is that Christian Bale went from skinny weirdo in 'The Machinist' to MANLY MAN MAN MAN in 'Batman Begins' in a year, then complain about some guy playing a skinny weirdo ELEVEN YEARS AGO."
We have nothing funny to say about this. We actually didn't read the entire comment; we saw "Christian Bale" and immediately posted it because we're a little light on obligatory Christian Bale references this week.