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9 Words That Don't Mean What You Think They Mean
We've been catching a lot of flak because people consider our articles to be "uninformative" or "pointless" or "offensive." So we wrote up an article all about grammar and people still found something to complain about (in this case it was the gratuitous pictures of half-naked women).
Notable Comment: DitaArgento begs "Can we please leave David Caruso out of your next list?" That's gonna be pretty tough next week when we run "11 Things We'd Do Instead of Save David Caruso from Drowning."
The 9 Most Racist Disney Characters
Are you between the ages of 18 and 30 and wondering where all of your latent, race-based hostility came from? We've got the answer in an article that's as informative as it is infuriating.
This article actually fostered a whole lot of passionate debate in the comment section about what "political correctness" actually is and whether or not its inclusion in cartoons is necessary or simply the result of guilt-inspired over-attention.
Ultimately though, we decided that Da's comment, ("Disney was a dick"), was the most notable and effective of the bunch.
At Work With Thwomp
The WGA has nothing on the Thwomps.
Some bamboo and a knife? You can trade Asian children for next to nothing these days!
1. Slice the bamboo thinly.
2. Tie the strips into a bundle.
3. Put the bundle in the trash can.
4. Go buy some actual food at a grocery store.
5. Fry to a desired state of doneness.
Iran hasn't quite understood the phrase "Nuclear Arms"
Not exactly a testament to the strength of the Iranian president... It doesn't take much to
convince Bush to snort lines of blow out of your armpit.
"... So ya, that's how I got her out of the fire. It was pretty rough, but in a few weeks she'll
be good as new... Husband? Oh no, he fucking died."
"Is not cat, is Lion. Look at maine, look at large feet. Is Macedonian Lion. Give me 5 denar for
The student protesters soon discovered that water cannons and riot shields trump peer-reviewed
science and posterboard 99.98% of the time.
Studies show that the most powerful riot weapon is indeed hundreds of blown up pictures of people
you meet in Atlantic city.
"You see Father, the 'Good News Emporium' was out of angel statues. So I improvised with my left
over Halloween decorations... you like?"
"The God of skullfucking has answered my prayers! Thank you Dickeyephus!"
"Crap...I forgot to shave my pits...okay, just play it cool, and they won't even notice..."
"Go greased lightning you're burning up the quarter mile."
"Greased lightning, go greased lightning!"
by Horton The Elephant
"Hey Karl, your bald eagle trap worked! Should we rape them first, or just make them watch us eat
"Your mom tried to fight back so I had to hold her like this."
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