Craptions

Nov 12th, 2007

planB

The impact of their peer-reviewed scone recipes was felt around the world.

cheesemonster

The least dramatic use of an ellipsis to date.

keeks137

When their military leader told them to better defend themselves by putting minorities in the front lines, he had something else in mind.

castroguevara

The least dramatic use of an ellipsis to date.

Sai_Skunk

When the class war broke out, it was pretty obvious that the starving artist hippie types hadn't done a very good job in preparing for battle. At least they had spirit...

snaumowicz

mattell wanted to give a life sized version of "guess who?" a try.

JEDA_88

Rent 2: Electric Boogaloo went straight to video.

JEDA_88

You can believe their pacifist sign all you want, but the reality is they had more firearms than a Quentin Tarantino film.

PickedUp

So then they're not really armed. Alright boys no guns, only tasers.

visijared

It took them a while, but when the protestors finally admitted they were lost and had to trade their posters for cab fare, they learned the true meaning of 'facelift'

papaskrobe

Of course their armed... Look at them. They give great head.

Glenn

Only the best strip clubs submit themselves to the dreaded 'peer-review'.

Pinceke

''Tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!'' Didn't have the impact on his peers as Jimmy hoped it would.

snaumowicz

after seeing janes underarm, jimmy was convinced she was french.

senorpablo

Today "The Network" Revolts! CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

lackofsoup

When asked if all the scientists could be wrong, the hippies only response was "fuck you"

Stretch

Alternate Universe #312,805. After they successfully rid the world of Jews, the Nazi party widens their base of hate to include more racism, sexism, and coming soon....OLDISM!!!

danwell331

After standing their ground, the rebels removed their strategicly placed multi-cultural poster boards only to moon the British army.

dode

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dode

when you're at a protest and you feel something grotesque, diarrhea cha cha cha...

mr1swift

studies show that the most powerful riot weapon is indeed hundreds of blown up pictures of people you meet in Atlantic city.

hellfire

That's when Braveheart realized the kilts were a much better idea

coeruleus

United Colors of Benetton presented their new commercial campaign "peer-reviewed scary portraits of random people of different sex, age and color". They got zero points for originality.

JEDA_88

Too bad they weren't armed with a lightning rod.

JEDA_88

How to keep the far right wing from climbing hills and mountains.

JEDA_88

The original two dozen protestors found kindred spirits in the people that hold up the "Quiet" signs at golf tournaments.

JEDA_88

THEY may not be armed, but their approaching Air Force is about to make it "reign."

Ixray4u

Some students believe too firmly in the pen is mightier than the sword; having prepared only well-articulated stern notes of disapproval instead of an army...

Monsster

Everbody turned up at the protest march against everybody else

dcnguy

Fuck yeah we're revolting! We're not even gonna pay the royalties for these stock images!

JewelsVern

Herman saved for years to start his own business. Finally he realized his dream: a used poster lot.

castroguevara

I don't understand

daldoc76

Mr. Jingles resignation over his permanent loss of mobility was tempered by the fact that he could now pick up ESPN pretty much anywhere.

Monsster

Billions turned up at the march against everybody else

zbeebs

When law school students protest.

zbeebs

When their protest leader said the sign should be succinct, none of them had the courage to ask what "succinct" meant.

greybeard

The only winner in this contest of wills was the local Photomat.

soxfan01

Actually, the traitor in the backpack actually was armed. It was a short-lived protest

john0

Were Sgt. Peppers lonely Hearts Club Band...

Ronsonic

The guys only showed up for the possibility of geek-chick protest-sex.

Gannondorf

Prepare for pwnage