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    Avatar drunknasasin

    The Iranians constant hints at their PM's bad hygiene were becoming a more prominent part of their political propaganda. It seems this was the only way he'd understand the importance of a good deodorant.

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    Avatar rhaman

    I promise you there is no gays in Iran... so what I'm shirtless and wearing a beret, what are you saying?

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    Avatar senorpablo

    The Macy's Ramadan parade in Tehran didn't go off quite how the sponsors envisioned...

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    Avatar swiss

    WWIII turned out to be a huge let down, as giant inflatable dolls replaced conventional weapons.

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    Avatar pizzamogul

    As expected, the multi-layered political commentary was lost on the American parade goers. Instead, neighborhood kids started getting Atomic tattoos and sales of the Ronco 'Man Groomer' surged.

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    Avatar philosoraptor

    Iran's President Ahmadinejad wants George Bush inside him. 'nuff said

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    Avatar mnaira

    That was a huge disapointment for Ahmadinejad, he thought he was going to meet Arnold.

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    Avatar Ixray4u

    Announced today: Ringo Starr, formerly of the Beatles, has been elected as Iranian president. In other news, Bush still socially inept when dealing with foreign policy...sorry, that was old news...our bad.

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    Avatar JEDA_88

    What if Wrestlemania were held at The Hague?

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    Avatar JEDA_88

    Recalling Bush the Elder's trip to Japan, apparently the Bush men don't like the smell of fish.

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    Avatar JEDA_88

    After this Mardi Gras float, President Bush allowed New Orleans to flood again.

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    Avatar JEDA_88

    President Bush then tried to drum up support on The Hill to bomb the Rose Parade.

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    Avatar 3_girl_rhumba

    Iran: strong enough for a man, pH balanced for... well, obviously not a woman.

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    Avatar danwell331

    Not exactly a testament to the strength of the Iranian president... It doesn't take much to convince Bush to snort lines of blow out of your armpit.

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    Avatar Stretch

    This is what happens when Ahmedinejad squeezes open a can of spinach and sucks it through a corncob pipe

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    Avatar lackofsoup

    Germans have often been known to support fascist leaders.

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    Avatar fiatboomer

    He squinted hard through his bifocals, but Hans couldn't figure out why his countrymen had built a 20-foot high naked French Steven Spielberg.

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    Avatar TheGreenSaga

    'Reporting live: the crowd has parted, it's difficult to make out, but it seems to giant figures have risen from the ground. I don't believe it myself. One of them is naked, yes naked, and he's affiliated with "Tran". Wait, I'm told it could be "I

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    Avatar cateraction

    Where's Waldo?...in Iran!

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    Avatar papaskrobe

    Despite a quickly advancing nuclear program, Iran still carves their newspapers, political cartoons and all, out of stone, ala "The Flintstones".

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    Avatar rhaman

    See Bush,look behind me no gays! What are you trying to say? So what I don't have a shirt on and wearing a beret...

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    Avatar keeks137

    It was absolutely imperative for Bush to respond to this shameless statement of defiance and this afternoon he has: I don't even own a starred jacked!

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    Avatar LeroyJones

    That is one hairy jew.

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    Avatar nchammer326

    The next float shows Ahmadinejad spraying himself with axe body spray, where he is swarmed by 72 virgins. In the float after that, he proceeds to beat them.

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    Avatar cateraction

    Where's Waldo...in Iran!

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    Avatar DanPename

    Who says there's no gays in Iran?

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    Avatar uncdude777

    Where's Waldo?

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    Avatar mr1swift

    irans political cartoons if popular enough get to became a float of the Allah thanksgiving parade

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    Avatar Monkey

    The Iranian version of "Double Dare" is a hit with parents and kids alike.

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    Avatar TwistedOtter

    Iran will do anything to divert attention from back hair.

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    Avatar Drunkard

    After watching Batman, Cheney realizes how to invade Iran

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    Avatar Deadity

    Spider man did not anticipate the potency of japanese bug spray.

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    Avatar APPOCILATOR

    YES WE FOUND EM BITCH

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    Avatar josama

    Oh no! Not Wayne Newton again!

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    Avatar dcnguy

    Mardi Gras in Iran just isn't the same.

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    Avatar picamiller

    I may not have Nukes yet, but I can kill with the stench from my armpits.

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    Avatar Loxium

    I SMELLY! SMELL ME BUSH! I SMELLY MAN!

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    Avatar aslan

    How could you be so bitter with all that brown sugar?

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    Avatar Ruaerikoholic

    Bush was used to the bad hygiene being from Texas, what shocked him was the lack of proper back waxing

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    Avatar kshipley

    Apparently getting BO from living in a God-forsaken desert in a positive thing...oh wait, they just don't know better.

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    Avatar durango104

    What do you do when life gives you lemons?

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    Avatar GrandMoffWow

    TH-598's hope of winning Empire Idol was destroyed when he realized that his mic was unplugged