Craptions

Nov 9th, 2007

Wrultizer

It was Roger's Birthday and he had spent days trying to figure out what his present could be!

Scruff

the spider car tries to use bald eagles to lure old people to their doom, sadly...it fails

Monsster

"The car is on your left side", Theo smiled, while turning Dan towards the automobile. He was sure his shock absorbing wrapping and eagle eye system would enable the blind to drive again. He figured he could make millions

Ixray4u

Previous unknown to biologists worldwide, the American bald eagle was recently discovered to be the premiere practical joker of the animal kingdom.

benfoffenbock

"I can't believe we're doing this Roger; imagine what Bob is going to think when he sees the state of his car!" "Yeah, next time he better remember that when you kill the joe, you make some mo'!"

castroguevara

The spider car tries to use bald eagles to lure old people to their doom...sadly it fails.

swiss

Rove, determined to engineer a Democratic sex scandal. By any means necessary.

cheesemonster

HEY FUCKWADS: STOP SUBMITTING SHIT A MILLION TIMES.

monkey_marshal

"Dave, next time you do that to my car im gonna rape you in it"

subscriber.name

Your mom tried to fight back so I had to hold her like this

Prizm

"You know what the best part of this joke is? I locked your dog in there."

greybeard

Turdblossom prepares his float for the Republican Gay Pride parade.

jenome

No seriously Karl, please tell me thats a mini snickers bar in your pocket.

geomantic

"If that shit isnt off in 5 minutes I drop this media smile and you can consider yourself skull fucked..."

Worzel

It's one thing to have a big car to compensate for a small penis, but saran-wrapping it isn't a valid form of birth control.

Sai_Skunk

Eagles are apparently a little more thorough than pidgins or seagulls when it comes to car droppings.

Ixray4u

Only in France can an act like "flogging the dolphin" be turned into an inappropriate statue of pseudo-art...

pizzamogul

Karl Rove acted as if the prank on his car amused him, but he was already planning the senator's untimely and gruesome demise.

JewelsVern

When the aliens finally arrived, their reproductive cycle was quite a surprise. Their appearance, however, was unimpressive.

Monsster

"The car is on your left side", Theo smiled, while turning his blind friend Dan towards the automobile. Theo was sure Dan would love his invention and succes was at hand. Finally the visually impaired could drive again. With crash absorbing wrappings

senorpablo

Dick Cheney forgot, you saran wrap the VICTIM not the CAR

Ixray4u

Previously unknown to many biologists around the world, the American bald eagle was recently discovered to be the premiere practical joker of the animal kingdom.

castroguevara

John: "I don't know Bob...we might get in trouble." Bob: "Who cares, just imagine the look on Hillary's face when she sees her car, it'll priceless!"

castroguevara

John: "I don't know Bob...we might get in trouble." Bob: "Who cares, just imagine the look on Hillary's face when she sees her car, it'll be priceless!"

cdreckless

As Karl Rove, the only man with flesh colored hair, fires another qualified employee, he ushers the man quickly out of the White House and into 'Eagle One'.

danwell331

"Karl, I think you've been watching too much 'Dexter.' There are easier ways to kill the electric car."

crispy

"Haha...you're fucking joking, right Karl?" "It would be funny if Bald Eagles weren't endangered. But your hands behind your back sir." "But...I thought we were friends." "You're under arrest."

Daninja

al Queda's newest wave of mildly annoying attacks were really getting under the skin of legislators. Still, lawmakers couldn't help but chuckle over al Queda's new calling card: the bald eagle.

Glenn

I was wondering what happened to my saran wrap! I had to hot-plate that hooker using a garbage bag, you old scamp.

Cpt.Wolfie

If your boss says "its your birthday i got a present for you outside..." he just being a jerk trying to get rid his badly modified car...

Stretch

-"Alright, Bob. You're coming with me." -"But it was a practical joke, it's supposed to be funny." -"Not when your family's locked inside."

softscience

even the cellophane shitting eagles hated Karl Rove and his developmentally disabled friend

frye

"Endangered my ass, someone needs to stop these damn eagles and their practical jokes", exclaimed Ted with unbridled anger.

kdevil

"Playtime's over. Your royally fucked now."

mr1swift

little did they know that an eagle nest is more complex than they could ever imagine.

politicalrancor

Escape is not an option, young padawan

Bizowned

I'm so glad our president gave us the grant money to genetically engineer cellophane shitting bald eagles!

Bizowned

I'm so glad President Bush gave us the grant money to genetically engineer cellophane shitting bald eagles. We always put our time and money to such use!

Radish

I'm going to kill your kids bill.

Bizowned

I'm glad President Bush gave us the grant money to genetically engineer cellophane shitting bald eagles. We put our time and money to such use!

philosoraptor

Karl Rove is a dick with no respect for personal property.

PooEater

"...and that is how they make fish sticks, little Jimmy."

cheesemonster

you absolutely must use this picture tomorrow: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/pictures/20071109SaudiCamelBeautyMEMRI.jpg blinged out camel?

visijared

after being humilated by the bank's managers, the Eagles vowed to one day get even with Spiderman

joat

It wasn't the cellophane or the Bald Eagles that annoyed Bob. He was pissed about what Ted had used to stick the pieces of toilet paper to the windows...

Grunt

The near-extinct Prank Eagle never fails to deliver.

softscience

The Roving Cruseder and his trusty sidekick 47-Chromosome Man once again fail to stop their archrivals the Cellophane shitting eagles.

snaumowicz

scientists have found a way to cross-breed spiders and ducks.

JEDA_88

Presenting the world's first four door luxury sedan that molts.

JEDA_88

Nobody was buying the stuffed bald eagles; everyone knew that they were wire taps.

uncdude777

You know it makes me uncomfortable when you grab my arms like that.

keeks137

You said you always wanted a flying car.

acrossthesea

hahaha..get your fucking hands off of me

SickBoy

"Oh, you're such a joker, Ken, wrapping up my car in Seran Wrap like this. Ah, hahahahahaha I'M SLEEPING WITH YOUR WIFE!

helios

Senator, did you pay spiderman for last month's services? no, why do you ask?

47571660

after we sued the fucker we wrapped his car in glad wrap

frankdatank

Dude what the hell happened? I Dunno HAHAHAHAHA all I know is that we are so fuckin high right now ITS AWESOME!!

Trilby

And for the first time ever, transgenetic engineering between bald eagles and common garden spiders produced something that was not really all that terrible, but really; quite laughable.

LordDilly

"...no, seriously, your wife and child are inside the car."

archdog99

Two bald eagles were trapped. Two more bald eagles came in to help.

GrandMoffWow

TH-598's Hope of winning Empire Idol was destroyed when he realized his mic was unplugged