Craptions

Nov 11th, 2007

pizzamogul

"You see Father, the 'Good News Emporium' was out of angel statues. So I improvised with my left over Halloween decorations... you like?"

benfoffenbock

Kazakh Antique Roadshow.

JEDA_88

In a bid to modernize the Catholic Church and win over more converts, the Pope made Paul Stanley patron saint of power chords.

j mcfarl3

"The God of skullfucking has answered my prayers! Thank you Dickeyephus!"

Jackass

Hindsight being 20/20, Carlos realized that perhaps this particular guardian angel was the correct one to rid his son of nightmares.

visijared

An icy chill ran down his spine. "Hey Carl, you ever get that feeling like the cold clammy touch of a Mexican?"

Pinceke

Then they reached the conclusion that angels need food too.

dcnguy

Err, excuse me Angel of Death... I'm having a little trouble seeing over your wings.

redman1989

Slayers album covers have become ever more strange since they changed to christian rock

turbolag

OK Manuel, seriously, these things creep the congregation the fuck out. Knock that shit off, Ok?

cheesemonster

Let's see...pentagram on the forehead, sickle, skeleton body...yep this'll fit in fine here at the Church of Satan.

mmpl

The most popular toy underneath the Christmas tree this year.

JEDA_88

"All right, that was a pretty good prank. Those Methodists are really gonna get it though."

Glenn

Even the angel of death can wear white on her wedding day.

mr1swift

look what I found! what is it you ask? its the opposite of the grim reaper....give up? its the gay reaper! no father I am serious. well what do you mean I'm no longer invited to parties now?

stikfig

After many failed stunts, David Blaine is forced to perform sexual acts on false idols in the small Mexican town of Taso del Guayababa to earn lunch money.

nchammer326

"No Grim, there's no shame in wanting to feel pretty every now and then. Just not in church."

swiss

Mummified Angel is a delicacy on the Arabian Peninsula .

pronk48

Some people will pray to anything to try and get a Nintendo Wii.

Grunt

The Angel of Death comes for the Mexicans first.

fireshadow

Aarif always masturbated during the daily anti-American chant, because no one ever noticed until one day taj's eyes wandered.

visijared

1 Crack-Up An icy chill ran down his spine. "Hey Carl, you ever get that feeling like the cold clammy touch of a Mexican?"

Poom

Everybody thought that the line of Christmas ornaments and tree-toppers designed by Marylin Manson, wouldn't catch on with the black community. Boy, were they wrong!

Pinceke

'Pedro Jones and the Kingdom of the Mexican Skull'

crispy

Alberto anxiously awaited the judges' scores. He has placed second place for 4 years straight in the "Grim Reaper Make Over" nationals.

DanPename

Merry Christmas from the Crypt Keeper.

sleazycheese

Angel of Death takes your life while a Stoned Mexican watches..

sleazycheese

Photographic Evidence that the Angel of Death is not controlled by God, rather the higher power of a stoned mexican named..Oswaldo

sleazycheese

Photographic evidence the Angel of Death is not controlled by God, but in fact by the divine authority of a stoned mexican named..Oswaldo

aristotle2600

Angelic breath? Oh sorry senior, I thought.....yeah, my bad.

Cain69

In yet another attempt by Sharon Osbourne to cash in on Ozzy's reputation as the "Prince of Fucking Darkness", she creates and sells Grim Reaper Christmas tree toppers made by illegal immigrants from Mexico.

monkey_marshal

Why is this guy in every photo i take!

TipsyMcStagger

The beginning of the Butterfly Effect.

Konner7

Never rely on anonymous Deviant-art members to design you line of angel dolls.

charii

This kids, is what happens when you put "The Nightmare Before Christmas" fans in the same room with feathers and speed.

agentworm

The female version of the Grim Reaper was far more popular with the people.

Truthiness

The Grim Reaper has a sex change, forcing Blue Oyster Cult to re-write that song.